04/11/1999: Minnesotans ARE dumb; look at the Governor they elected!!

Posted By: sven


I used to claim to like Minnesota. I grew up there and loved it alot. Until,...(insert dramatic music here)...those idiotic, taciturn, blonde, frozen-brain Lutefisk-and-Bratwurst-lovin' morons voted in the most inept, stupid governor the U.S. has ever seen.

I tease my Minnesota friends endlessly about Jesse Ventura. All they can say is "well, he will do OK.. he has to....we will make him.....he appointed some good advisors"

You know Ventura is a moron when they start defending his advisors because the translation of "He appointed some good advisors" is actually: "Thank God Jesse has good advisors because he is a moron himself"

What I now HATE about Minnesotans is that they won't admit this guy is nuts.

Let's see: Minnesota is a blonde state. Blondes are stereotyped as stupid. Minnesota has a stupid governor. Can there be, ya know, a CONNECTION??

Ya sure you betcha.

Sven (I now claim North Dakota is my home state)


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