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Fay Grim Caption Contest
Winner: Cannon_Fodder
"Once a Frat-boy always a Frat-boy."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Captions:
- Wow. Cannon_Fodder
- Method Acting is tough when the label gives you "Dry Clean Only" RogueDragon
- "Mr. Goldblum, these come with the compliments of the hotel, as usual." Nathan_Jr
- 'Save the cheerleader, Save the world?' - Who's been fucking my undies?" Nathan_Jr
- "Ah a token of my incontinence, how kind good sir, how kind!" Nathan_Jr
- "Sir, the other diners have asked that you cease conversing with your thong Nathan_Jr
- "Oh no no no, this is all wrong, I asked Alfred to pack only my thongs." Nathan_Jr
- 'In case of emergency, remove and eat' - What the hell? Nathan_Jr
- "I specifically said that the skidmarks were to be left as they were." Nathan_Jr
- You know in Japan you buy these used in vending machines? Nathan_Jr
- Eddie Vedder just couldn't hack it in the Navy stationkj
- "At last, edible undies that feel like the real thing!" Mr_Nonsense
- Jeff was surprised to find Cate Blanchette stowing away in his luggage. Scumby
- Airline Lord_Tarmac
- Jeff knew that the only way to subdue a luggage monster was to grab by the Lord_Tarmac
- Why can't I stop thinking about Fergie's lady lumps? Bobo
- I thought ghosts were, uh, larger than this. Ok, uh, now I'm confused. Bobo
- Goldblum realized his luggage had been switched with Michael Jackson's. Scumby
- Some people never outgrow panty raids JPBuckner
- "Dolby has recieved a sock! Dolby is free!!" stationkj
- "Wait, when did I go Great White Hype? Where am I?" stationkj
- "And then I was all, like, 'whoa, a sock' and it just crazy." stationkj
- As he stared into Geena's brown eyes, he remembered why they got divorced. ROTJob
- This is no good. I can't use a tube sock as a prophylactic.... or can I? Nathan_Jr
- What sick mind gets their tighty whitey's monogrammed? Nathan_Jr
- "Looks like Paris forgto her, uh, overnight bag before slammer time!" Nathan_Jr
- The lack of humility before nature that's being displayed, uh, staggers me. Nathan_Jr
- Wait!!! What are Rosie O'Donnell's panties doing in my briefcase? Chubracabra
- "I never thought Katie Holmes underwear would have skid marks..." vectorzero
- So easy even a caveman can do it. Lord_Tarmac
- An instant later Jeff was escorted from the premises Lord_Tarmac
- Only able to pull panties out Jeff was a poor understudy for Bullwinkle Lord_Tarmac
- Snooty French Waiter: '91 blonde lovely choice mesure Lord_Tarmac
- Jeff was never more thankful to his mother for labeling his briefs Lord_Tarmac
- "I could probably get a couple bucks for these on ebay.." stationkj
- This is beautiful! What is that, velvet? nickumoh
- Jeff's personal assistant had to remind him what underwear is. Bobo
- Hmmm....a real live thought-bubble...deflated. I must not be thinking. Bobo
- Alas! Poor Yorik. He'd wiped my bum a thousand times..... Bobo
- Laura Dern! I haven't thought about her for YEARS convenor
- Kleenex's new maxipad dispenser confused many men when it came out. Scumby
- Once a Frat-boy always a Frat-boy. Cannon_Fodder
- "To disprove her one-sheet claim these recovered panties show Cheryl Crow w DeepPurple
- I've got nothing. Damn you Cranky. foxjedi
- And now I will attempt to pull a rabbit from out...Shit. michael3b
- "Regards, Diane Keaton"? Christ, I really was in Annie Hall! michael3b
- Why carry-on is always better than checking in your luggage. vectorzero
- Brundle's Matter-Transport device had its drawbacks. michael3b
- It's strictly a comfort thing. Cannon_Fodder
- Bush's post-war Iraq plan was a little light on the details. Scumby
- "At first, he thought it was a napkin." aLx_Designs
- This napkin doesn't look sanitary. Wolfman
- "When a sheeny and she-male's luggage get mixed up!" Mr_Nonsense
- "You'd think his mom would stop puttting his name on his underwear by now." Mr_Nonsense
- Jeff's showstopper was a theatrical interpretation of Zappa's dlew919
- Well, that solved where THAT horrid smell came from... dlew919
- Brundlefly dabs the liqueified, regurgitated human remains from his lips Devo
- Goldblum was impressed with the size of Queen Latifah's maxi-pads. Scumby
- Day of Grim captions: fellow_consumer
- Andy Serkis nails it in the Jeff Goldblum biopic "Senseless Babbling." Huddleston
- Even blowing his nose was a long, drawn out, complicated process, Huddleston
- "Despite re-hiring Jeff Goldblum Apple's new iBriefs just weren't selling." sonofthedummy
- "Ok, who's responsible for my carrer going down the toilet? Anybody? iMac?" sonofthedummy
- A tighty-whitey dispenser! Genius! michael3b
- If the Fruit of the Loom guys didn't get the ransom, Jeff's son was toast. nickumoh
- Downside #476 to dating Hanes Inspector #12: Those unexpected love letters. nickumoh
- "Please get your paws off Parker Posey's pretty panties." Mr_Nonsense
- He was expecting the panties. Where the hell did the leather bag come from? dlew919
- I married Geena Davis and all I got was this lousy tee shirt. Marion
- "No secret recipe, just some undies...damn, you, Colonel!" Mr_Nonsense
- "As the rohypnol started to wear off, then he realized what had happened." Mr_Nonsense
- "This is Brundlefly dresses himself." Mr_Nonsense
- Jeff finally learns what was in Marcellus Wallace's briefcase JPBuckner
- It's true... Earth girls ARE easy JPBuckner
- "Jeff Golblum...First Class Luggage Inspector." Mr_Nonsense
- "Some day they'll make the sequal to Buckaroo Banzia, and I'll be waiting" stationkj
- "Grundle didn't realize rohypnol wore off so quickly." Jeff_Probst
- Giggity! Giggity! Giggity! stationkj
- klatu barata nikto stationkj
- We replaced Goldblum's luggage with Mel Gibson's--let's see if he notices rainman76x
- The Gilmore Girls series finale left a mark on more than Goldblum's soul. nickumoh
- I have the JP4 script right here. But I'm afraid I've wiped my ass with it. Marion
- I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man.... with an unhealthy panty obession" Devo
- 'Wednesday?' Looks like I have to wait a couple of days. foxjedi
- "Sir, you must this white to be served here." MR_MUCUS
- TSA wasn't buying his cross-country sorority panty raid story one bit... nickumoh
- "Why would you want to see ID4?" MR_MUCUS
- "Antiques Roadshow guest appraiser Jeff Goldblum." MR_MUCUS
- "Look who we got our Hanes on now." MR_MUCUS
- "I'm sorry, sir, we are all out of pretty red panties." MR_MUCUS
- "He'd babble for 5 minutes before he realized he wasn't on his cell phone." MR_MUCUS
- Jeff realizes that bringing his Al Qaeda logo boxers was a bad idea. nickumoh
- Ancient chinese secret indeed... mojito
- Darn, I thought I packed the pink ones! mojito
- "Ah, still lemony fresh." stationkj
- LAX mixes up his bags again stationkj
- "You're sure this is the underware Elvis had on when they found him?" stationkj
- Jurrasic Park 4 went a bit askew from the other story lines stationkj
- Jeff Goldblum stars in "Airport Baggage: The Movie" die maus
- And then he remembered that he left his cell phone in Jurassic Park. die maus
- How ironic that the Virgin Mary should appear in a virgin's underwear. die maus
- "Well, it's definitely not dinosaur DNA." die maus
- "That is one big pile of shit!" die maus
- Goldblum discovers that panties are also "Made in China". die maus
- "So, this is where Lindsay Lohan's panties went." tanner88
- "The suspense in Independence Day 2 was somehow lacking." tanner88
- "Goldblum ponders how he bagged Laura Dern & Geena Davis in their prime." tanner88
- "Despite being cancelled, Goldblum acted like Raines everywhere." tanner88
- "Must go faster, must go faster..." tanner88
- Darth Vader's death brought out the waterworks every time. ben243243
- Goldblum: Eccentric Magician or Panty Sniffer? You decide. ben243243
- The Fly meets the pants. Cannon_Fodder
- Goldblum prepares a nasty prank... M_H
- 'Need a moment? Have a Twix' gamerarocks
- Tie browsing, Goldblum style gamerarocks
- "Excuse me Mr Goldblum, that's the laundry" gamerarocks
- Wait a minute...how did these panties get here? LilacButterfly
- The label on the panties read: Scumby
- I could ramble on incoherently for hours about this mia_wallace
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