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You're thinking of Sara Lee. She was married to Madison but, in a striking example of early feminism, decided to keep her own name and go into the pastry business. Little Debbie is their bastard love child. She eventually married Eddie Fisher.
Don't get me started on the tragic affair of Calvin Coolidge, the Pillsbury Doughboy and the mustard gas that drove them apart...
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