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1. "That bitch hit me with a toaster!"
SCROOGED
2. "You used up all of the glue on PURPOSE!!"
A CHRISTMAS STORY
3. "Mary, don't you know me?"
It'S A WONDERFUL LIFE(puuuuuuuuuke!)
4. "A kiss under the mistletoe. Mistletoe is deadly if you eat it. A kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it."
Good question...
5. "We're going to have the Hap-Hap-Happiest christmas since Bing Crosby tapdanced with Danny Fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat ass down that chimney he is going to find the merriest bunch assholes this side of the nuthouse."
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION
6. "You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it."
THE REF
7. "Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver. "
????
8. "One false move, and your little ho-ho-ho man will be destroyed! "
Don't know...
9. "Santy Clause don't visit the funeral homes, little buddy."
HOME ALONE
10. "What's this? There's children throwing snowballs, instead of throwing heads! They're busy building toys and absolutely no one's dead!"
THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS
11. "It was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for the four assholes coming in the rear in standard 2 X 2 cover formation. "
Don't know
12. "All right, you go back and tell them that the New York State Supreme Court rules there's no Santa Claus. It's all over the papers. The kids read it and they don't hang up their stockings. Now what happens to all the toys that are supposed to be in those stockings? Nobody buys them. The toy manufacturers are going to like that; so they have to lay off a lot of their employees, union employees. Now you got the CIO and the AF of L against you and they're going to adore you for it and they're going to say it with votes. Oh, and the department stores are going to love you too and the Christmas card makers and the candy companies. Ho ho! Henry, you're going to be an awful popular fella. And what about the Salvation Army? Why, they got a Santa Claus on every corner, and they're taking a fortune. But you go ahead Henry, you do it your way. You go on back in there and tell them that you rule there is no Santy Claus. Go on! "
MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET
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