Goodbye, nights on the town. Hello, sitting around in my underwear posting on Cranky.
Goodbye, contact lenses. Hello, nerd glasses.
Goodbye, cute little giggle. Hello, snorting guffaw.
Goodbye trim little butt. Hello Lard-Ass.
Wait just a moment! Is that my phone I hear ringing? It is! I'm saved! I have a life. Ha ha! So long, suckas.
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