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Firewall Caption Contest
Winner: SPARGS
"Unfortunately, his wookie sidekick wasn't so flame retardent."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Captions:
- SPARGS won the contest with his/her FIRST post. MR_MUCUS
- God takes revenge on the wrong forum for all the nasty church related posts Goldfish In The Toilet
- Preview: GTA 2009 - DAMN THIS STUFF LOOKS REAL! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Harrison finds out that the collection agents from The Hair Club For Men Goldfish In The Toilet
- OH CRAP! The Death Star finally caught up with me! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Dammit! I had just put in that bitchin' radio too!<nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Thanks for the light babe, but I quit smoking years ago. <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- DAMN ITS NOT A MYTH! Putting a potato up a taipipe is good revenge! Goldfish In The Toilet
- Though Calista was young and skinny enough to dodge the flames... Goldfish In The Toilet
- Through a lot of effort Harrison finally manages to run down Simon Cowell Goldfish In The Toilet
- I hope that cop doesn't ask me for my insurance card <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- In a Galaxy car, fart away - Harrison 'Springsteens' his Ford: fellow_consumer
- Cr*p! Do you think CARMAX will still give me top value for this thing? <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Once and for all Harrison Ford finishes off the Geico gecko. Goldfish In The Toilet
- Finally, Harrison apologized to Clay Aiken for calling him a 'Flamer' <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Katrina MY ASS....where the hell did Cafe Du Monde go? I need beignets NOW! Goldfish In The Toilet
- Harrison learns very quickly that there is a time to leave a GWAR concert. Goldfish In The Toilet
- Mr. Stanfield's used Dodge Dart turned out to be a Ford Pinto in disguise. DeepPurple
- Suddenly turning down that role in 'Quest For Fire' seemed like a mistake. Goldfish In The Toilet
- When Harrison Ford's acting career is over he wants to work for WEBER <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Blade Runner 2: Deckard dapes a dead guy like Hollywood has been for years. Goldfish In The Toilet
- Valentines day: Some people get roses and some just get burned. Goldfish In The Toilet
- "It's a long, hard road out of hell when you don't have directions." Mr_Nonsense
- Han Solo finally realizes the importance of his offhand comment: Goldfish In The Toilet
- When 'THOSE IN POWER' say kill Mike Moore everyone in old Detroit iron pays Goldfish In The Toilet
- "Dr Kimble was now chased by a more vicious, deadly hunter... Dick Cheyney" Parca_Mortem
- "'Happy Time Railroad Show' supporter Harrison Ford..."" Mr_Nonsense
- "How the HELL did I end up back in 'The Fugitive'?!" hotkarl
- "I told you not to put the cat in the microwave!" Flash M
- At first Harrison was skeptical he had arrived at 'The' Hell when...... Jynxy74
- "The trick to publishing a longer headline than our system will allow... Mr_Cranky
- Through digital animation Hollywood explains Harrison's wife career to him Goldfish In The Toilet
- Dammit! I should have known Godzilla would come looking for Bambi here! Goldfish In The Toilet
- My pretty much random top 20 Aron
- "After that night, Ford never let Billy Joel drive his car again..." vectorzero
- Donald Trump learns to drive. MuhammadAus
- Are you insured with Geico? Switch now & save 50%! MuhammadAus
- I shouldn't smoke after having beans! Realmhunter
- 'Fear Factor' the worn ot and washed up season Goldfish In The Toilet
- Where the hell is that piece of cr*p Millenium Falcon when you need it? Goldfish In The Toilet
- SO THIS IS WHERE DISNEY ABANDONED ITS 2000 LEAUGES RIDE!!!! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Beware the Orange Viagra! Beware the Orange Viagra! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- You think gas prices are bad? Right now I'd give $100 for a gallon of water Goldfish In The Toilet
- Everyone thought Jim Morrision was dead unill the 06 release of 'Fire' Goldfish In The Toilet
- Onlookers watched in disbelief as the ambulance drove away... nickumoh
- "I-19: The Widowmaker" Mr_Nonsense
- Billy Joel Mawnster
- The part is yours,... Jynxx
- Suprisingly there were few accidents when Amtrek eliminated steering wheels scarlet_ohara
- "The second time the Ark was opened, Dr. Jones looked." MR_MUCUS
- Wow, if that wasn't... tabaks
- A fire demon? It's Morphin Time! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- The Live Action Castlevania: would you watch it? In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- This movie is lookin like a bomb already Envy
- Don't let this happen to you, remember your wife on Valentines Day scarlet_ohara
- Oh yeah, my career is on Fire! SBC-Jester21
- Damn it! I ordered an Echo, not a damn Pinto! SBC-Jester21
- Damn it! I orded an Echo, not a damn Pinto! SBC-Jester21
- Ford knew he’d get flamed if he posted on Cranky’s, but this was ridiculous Coaster
- Harrison then realised why it had been labelled 'weapons grade burrito.' Lucifer_G_61
- 'Wait...I should have turned left, this is Max Payne 2.' Lucifer_G_61
- I must be getting old-you got to see tit before violence in 'BLADE RUNNER' Goldfish In The Toilet
- These campy God damned Old Navy commercials are getting dangerous! (nt) Goldfish In The Toilet
- Okay Lucas FINE! If you do another Star Wars I'll be in it! (nt) Goldfish In The Toilet
- FUGG YOUR TYPOS!!!!! It is HARRISON FORD not HARRISON FRIED!!!! (nt) Goldfish In The Toilet
- Atari Releases Missle Command VR 2.0 (Virtual Reality) (nt) Goldfish In The Toilet
- The roof...the roof is on fire...we don't need no water let the MF'er burn Goldfish In The Toilet
- Firewall! I said firewall, not fireball! mwpk
- I really should of saved my money thestockiman
- The only stick he can drive is Ally McBeal. ZING! Sourball09
- "Wolfgang Petersen's 'The Ten Commandments'." Mr_Nonsense
- "Where the hell is my whip?" PowaaMan
- Harrison Ford suddenly realized that this Wildfire was not about a horse. Junk_Yard_Dog
- This is what happens when you fuck with a Rollergirl. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Harrison's audition for the lead role in the Nick Nolte story went well dlew919
- "Recently released tapes of Harrison's audition for "CURIOUS GEORGE"" Drew_Atreides
- 'John doesn't know it yet, but... Lucifer_G_61
- "Escaping mediocrity was no easy task." tanner88
- Ford realized that you can go to hell for being in a Kathryn Bigelow movie. tanner88
- Click here for my entry andyman
- It was at this point that Ford realised his career a valet was over. Cannon_Fodder
- He was Decker in Blade Runner. Now he's a decker in a Shadowrun LARP. TheWreck
- Donald Trump has a bad day at the office. MuhammadAus
- Old people try to make a techno-thriller about 'crashing' and a 'firewall' Parca_Mortem
- "What happens when you try to swipe Puff the Magic Dragon's stash." MR_MUCUS
- "Harisson Ford... meet The Betty Ford..." Parca_Mortem
- The white zone is for loading and unloading only. There is no exploding... JPBuckner
- Note to self: find mints before the Breathalyzer Test! liz11990
- Jack had totally miscalculated the consequences of parking in a fire zone. Coaster
- The Eternal Fires of Damnation wouldn’t be quite so bad . . . Coaster
- Reason #1 why the elderly should not be trusted behind the wheel LordAndrew
- Luke torches the car when he finds out that Solo was banging Leia in it vectorzero
- The lighting of the Olympic Torch went horribly wrong. JPBuckner
- "Just like the Pinto, Harrison's ass burst into flames when hit from behind Hanrocks_Cradler
- "CUT! Dammit, Ford, you said you could drive a stick!" lost_cause
- "My baby breaks the morning train..." Mr_Nonsense
- "IGNITION: The New Fragrance From Calvin Klein." Mr_Nonsense
- "And that's how Harrison got the nickname 'Fixed Or Repaired Daily'." Mr_Nonsense
- "The producers insisted there be an actual wall of fire in the film." Mr_Nonsense
- "Footage from the lost movie 'Star Wars IV: The Voyage Home' ". Parca_Mortem
- "Han Solo realizes that he should not have invited Great White onboard" Parca_Mortem
- 1974: Indy's kids finally decide it's time to take dad's keys away. Dano
- With all the money I saved I wonder if Geico will cover this? polabareus
- Gere is a PUSSY!!! FREE TIBET! FREE . . . .bad idea, bad idea, shit, damn fellow_consumer
- contest entry sonofthedummy
- Hello Onstar? It's Harrison again... nickumoh
- Holy crap, Chewie! That was a close one. Chewie? CHEWIEEEE! nickumoh
- Presumped Guilty. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Harrison Ford gets lost looking for the Hollywood Metro Link station. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Holy Smoke, Batman! Junk_Yard_Dog
- Danger, Will Robinson! Danger! Junk_Yard_Dog
- "Thank God that wasn't a Ford Pinto" 0wnz
- "Reason #47 to not drive through abandoned train yards." TMundo
- "Obvious and Immediate Danger." winsor99
- "Terminator 4: Where the Fuck am I?!" bigtimslade
- "Terminator 4: Farting Dust" bigtimslade
- Caption: Lucas once again remakes the "Greedo" scene in Star Wars Yamato
- Even on pane of death, he still couldn't believe it's not butter! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Ford versus Echo versus Federline trailer home: Only one will survive S.I.Guy
- AmTrak makes house calls S.I.Guy
- Ford regrets being in Pittsburgh/Seattle/Detroit during Super Bowl. S.I.Guy
- Season 24: Jack Bauer's final episode MarkusPimpus
- Firewall CC MarkusPimpus
- Whenever celebrity zombies attack, use fire to drive them off. S.I.Guy
- Thanks for the party invite, Satan. How much do I tip the valet? I_Hate_Movies
- "All right! I can't believe it's not butter! Who has a change of pants?" foxjedi
- A Muhammad bumber sticker, what's the worst that could happen? nickumoh
- Planning on blowing up the Death Star? Hoping to kill that terrorist... CK, queen of the imps
- I'm gettin' to old for this_shit, eat your heart out Bruce Willis. TMundo
- In another failed attempt to escape "that Ally McBeal skank"... jfletch
- The Little Engine That Couldn't In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- American High In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- American Pie 8: The Break-up In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- The Flaming Power Pouts work. Now for the Hurricane Hands! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Jonny Test all grown up In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- He never quite got the hang of Valet parking. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- The name's Bond. James Bond! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Good thing that talking deer hooked him up with Geico! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Human Torch vs. Torched Human. Fight! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Only He can't prevent forest fires In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Stop, Drop, Roll! Stop, Drop, Roll! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Eclipse Gum goes overboard In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Bambi's Revenge In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Why the Toyota Echo finished third. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Indiana Jones and Faulty Gas Tank of Doom Rudy Gallant
- "I think my new in-car NAV system is a little off." Flash M
- Regis would never again call Kathy Lee "Dragon breath" scarlet_ohara
- Unfortunately his wookie side kick wasn't so flame retardent SPARGS
- "The Fugutive 2: Unpaid Traffic Tickets" Mr_Nonsense
- The new time machine was much more destructive than the Delorean. npacknabar
- MENTOS, The Freshmaker npacknabar
- See? Firewall? Get it? gamerarocks
- Hot time in the old town tonight. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Celebrity Survivor: New Jack City Junk_Yard_Dog
- Harrison Ford, Claims Adjuster: "I can't take that bet." Bobo
- The Complete Idiot's Guide To Lighting Farts, Ill. 2-a 'The Blaze Runner' fellow_consumer
- I should have never parked in that handicap spot! Bobo
- 'Death Car' destruction scene from Roger Corman's 'CAR WARS' fellow_consumer
- The Fugitive 2 - Baghdad Boogaloo fellow_consumer
- Ford hurtin', Han So Low: Uwe Bolls's 'Grand Theft Auto - Tax Shelter City' fellow_consumer
- Soon after, Matthew Fox came and showed him the rest of the island scarlet_ohara
- There is no greater humiliation than flunking your license exam at 65 scarlet_ohara
- Does Anyone Have Any Jumper Cables!? nickumoh
- Goddamn Burritos HappyTan
- This is what can happen when you choose Gasoline Scented Autofreshener scarlet_ohara
- "Damn it! I knew this movie would be a flaming pile of crap!" chuchu
- Harrison Ford unsucsessfully tries out for the dukes of hazzard scarlet_ohara
- Flames, a car, and Harrison Ford: the rap video trifecta. PiscesJest
- "Jack Ryan in 'A Clear and Present Fire Hazard.'" Mr_Nonsense
- "Wheels on fire...rolling down the road...." Mr_Nonsense
- Driven by mad desire, he was forced to run through Hillary Duff's Trailer scarlet_ohara
- I'm just glad it wasn't MOTHRA scarlet_ohara
- "No way the Phoenix is flying anywhere now!" MR_MUCUS
- "He would later tell the authorities that Boba Fett cut his brakes." MR_MUCUS
- "The Devil's Own 2: The Devil's in the Details." MR_MUCUS
- "Jack Ryan better get Geico." MR_MUCUS
- Just as the Minnow was repaired, guest star Harrison Ford crashes into it. MR_MUCUS
- Never again would he doubt that a fart was flammable scarlet_ohara
- With ratings slipping for The Apprentice, Donald Trump goes literal. Coaster
- This is why you should never piss off the X-men scarlet_ohara
- "Damn it, I didn't mean a real firewall!" Rajah
- Star Wars, Indiana Jones, American Graffitti: Better if he's in a suit. dubiousRW
- Confronted by the firewall, Harrison proceeds to run the other way. TMundo
- The Millennium Pontiac meets it's untimely demise. TMundo
- At least it wasn't a Toyota Echo TMundo
- "I think, I broke, my face." TMundo
- Event Horizon 2: Oh_Shit!! TMundo
- Coming soon... Harrison ford... is... Mr Magoo. Cannon_Fodder
- "Let me show you something!" Rajah
- Despite his best efforts Ford blew it in the audition for 'Man on Fire.' Cannon_Fodder
- "Okay, no more burritos for me!" Cannon_Fodder
- 'Hell, this isn't even my asbestos suit!" Throwing_Muses
- Harrison learns that the title of his new movie is literal. Cannon_Fodder
- "Oh man, Mary Lynn's gonna have that 'Bauer' guy kick my ass..." lost_cause
- "Eh, I never really wanted an Oscar to begin with..." lost_cause
- I drove in to a burnin' Ring of Fire... JPBuckner
- I should have taken a right turn at Albequerque. JPBuckner
- "Well at least I missed that cute little deer." lost_cause
- The Ford Years: Found on road dead. Junk_Yard_Dog
- I know there's a burning bush around here somewhere. Junk_Yard_Dog
- "I didn't kill my wife! Oh wait... line, please?" lost_cause
- "My agent said this was a movie about computers, dammit!" M_H
- "Whoa whoa, slow down there, Han Solo. Where's the fire?" Drew_Atreides
- A Season in Hell: The Movie Junk_Yard_Dog
- I'll be damned if they going to send me to Brokeback Mountain. Junk_Yard_Dog
- "The "director's cut" of Air Force One tested poorly..." M_H
- Firestarter II: The Later Years. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Excuse me, which way is the Men's room. Junk_Yard_Dog
- In a Toyota Echo, you can survive any crash. Junk_Yard_Dog
- "This explosion is Closed-Captioned for the Hearing Impaired" Drew_Atreides
- Harrison woke up in the Hell for men over 55 with earrings.. Drew_Atreides
- Indiana Jones and the Last Corsair. JPBuckner
- Have you blown up a Ford, lately? JPBuckner
- Harrison stumbled on the set of Fantastic Four 2 JPBuckner
- Even at his age, Harrison found a way to remain hot. JPBuckner
- "The note on the windshield: "NO ONE GIVES ULTIMATUMS TO SPIELBERG!"" Drew_Atreides
- "Harrison's Seniors Driving Test didn't go so hot" Drew_Atreides
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