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First Descent Caption Contest

Winner: andyman

"Inner Space 2 - The Kate Moss Nasal Adventure."

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Captions:

I don't understand the winning caption. HomeSkillet
- Re: I don't understand the winning caption. MuhammadAus
- Got it now, thanks. HomeSkillet
- Fellow Aussie reveals subtleties of humour to Northern hemisphere initiate. andyman
Hey, Mr. C Junk_Yard_Dog
- Re: Hey, Mr. C Mr_Cranky
- OH MY GOD! He got you! Coaster
- Re: Hey, Mr. C Goldfish In The Toilet
- Oh, I think you forgot I'm Eddie Dean Junk_Yard_Dog
Tragically, holding one's arms out to the left fails to prevent death. dubiousRW
Like the Andrea Gale, he...just...couldn't...make..that...last... TheWreck
Favorites so far... JPBuckner
Yahoo Mapit be damned ! Terminal_Boredom
"Hey, I can see my igloo from here!" chuchu
"Dan Quayle proves he can't spell for sh*t or snowboard for it either" <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
Marty McFly, moments before tragically learning..... Jynxy74
- I was considering making a hoverboard reference.. Drew_Atreides
- Re: Marty McFly, moments before tragically learning..... Jynxy74
Worst skateboard rail-slide/acid flashback combination in history. michael3b
"Renny Harlin's remake of 'Lost Horizon.'" MR_MUCUS
He recognized the absurdity of dressing so warmly just to kill himself Coaster
He recognized the absurdity of dressing so warmly just to kill yourself Coaster
- . . . * * * shit. Erease this ^one^ please. * * * Coaster
"How paperboys get the job done in Colorado." Mr_Nonsense
- "Peak Anti-Freeze's latest ad campaign." Mr_Nonsense
Inner Space 2 - The Kate Moss Nasal Adveture andyman
- ^Hot dog, we have a weiner lost_cause
- It's already been topped Junk_Yard_Dog
- You were saying? lost_cause
"Test audiences all agreed, 'We were snow bored.'" Mr_Nonsense
And the lord Jesus descended from the mountain top. Can the rapture be... Junk_Yard_Dog
- Cold Mountain II: The rebel Snowboarder. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Cold Mountain II: The Rebel Snowboarder. Junk_Yard_Dog
- The new Bush/Chenney Snowboard park opens in Afganistan. Junk_Yard_Dog
The "Heated Snowboard", while providing comfort, was problematic on snow. Rudy Gallant
Clever camera angles enhance the apparent danger of my position Rudy Gallant
I am too stupid to realize that my snowboard is unsupported. Rudy Gallant
Boarding while watching porn quickly lost popularity... sonofthedummy
Caption: Few knew the "First Descent" was an accidental one... Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
"Why snowboarding backwards is generally considered a bad idea." Cannon_Fodder
"I can see my house from here!" Cannon_Fodder
ESPN Extreme Sports: The Movie Junk_Yard_Dog
- SWM looking for female for extreme snowboarding and sex. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Endless Winter. Junk_Yard_Dog
Did I pack a parachute or extra beef jerky? I always forget. foxjedi
cookie_bomber@hotmail.com foxjedi
- First post ever. Hence, the filthy noob mistake. I hate you all. foxjedi
George Lucas one again had to tinker with the Hoth scene in Empire JPBuckner
- George Lucas once again had to tinker with the Hoth scene in Empire JPBuckner
"Historically inaccurate scene from 'ALIVE' cut from the final release." Mr_Nonsense
- "Cliffhanger 2: Stallone's That Desperate." Mr_Nonsense
Top of the World, Ma! Ma? Ma?? Ma!!!!!!!!! JPBuckner
No discount tram ride is worth this. JPBuckner
You mean I didn't have to take the song Climb Every Mountain literally? JPBuckner
A pristine mountain, and I still manage to step in Snow Dog crap. JPBuckner
This is the last time I book a budget beach holiday! dlew919
"Elf II: Prodigal Son" I_Hate_Movies
"Right now a Mountain Dew would be apprapoe." TMundo
"Some balancing acts shouldn't be attempted." TMundo
"The rebels evacuated Echo Base by any means possible." MR_MUCUS
- "Michael Bay felt he had to remake 'Where Eagles Dare.'" MR_MUCUS
- "In a good movie, he'd be killed by a yeti in the next scene." MR_MUCUS
"The sport of cross-country snowboarding never really had a chance." lost_cause
"Now which stupid SUV commercial am I in again?" lost_cause
I TOLD you Bin Laden wasn't here! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Scooby Doo! Where Are You? In-A-Place-Called-Sane
now i DON'T believe i can fly! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
Can you hear me now?! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The N00B! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- I'm the King of the Mountain! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
...And never again was the "triple-tippy-scrotum-puncher" performed... hotkarl
Jerry Bruckheimer's "Nanook of the North"... Parca_Mortem
"He saw his shadow, thus predicting 3 more months of winter" Parca_Mortem
- I like this one. Drew_Atreides
"Snowboarding going up the hill than down is the real challenge" Parca_Mortem
"...no, i still can't get you entirely in the shot. Back up a *BIT* further Drew_Atreides
"Look, the Matrix effects were cool, okay? Now cut it out!" Drew_Atreides
"Watch out for the Matte....! *THUNK*....painting..." Drew_Atreides
"Wow. A whole mountain of blow." Hanrocks_Cradler
"Extreme Sports: Killing Idiots Since 1952." Mr_Nonsense
- Smells like a winner... Parca_Mortem
"When I eat a Peppermint Patty, I get the feeling that I'm plummeting to TMundo
"Weed and snowboarding make for quite a realistic high." TMundo
"After this photo was taken a dog stole the snowboard." MR_MUCUS
- "Producers lacked the wit to name the film 'The Endless Winter'." MR_MUCUS
- "Deleted hoverboard scene from 'Back to the Future Part 2.'" MR_MUCUS
- "Watch out for Sonny Bono-eating trees." MR_MUCUS
I knew something was fishy when JetBlue offered ten dollar flights. Junk_Yard_Dog
- This beats traveling in a Toyota echo. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Ha Ha. The Toyota Echo is eating my dust. Junk_Yard_Dog
- I know the Klondike Company is somewhere around here. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Club Med's Himmalayan Getaway. Junk_Yard_Dog
- This beats traveling in a Toyota Echo. Junk_Yard_Dog
Caption Byzantine1998
"You should have stayed on WHEELS, Tony Hawk!" Drew_Atreides
"You can barely see the strings.." Drew_Atreides
Does this snowsuit make my ass look big? HomeSkillet
Uh-oh! Now is not a good time to have to sneeze. HomeSkillet
"Roger Corman's Silver Surfer" Theodoric
- Corman would have cotton instead of snow... Parca_Mortem
- True enough Theodoric
'Board? Check. Jacket? Check. Parachute?....oh shit.' Throwing_Muses
"TWO DOLLARS!" Theodoric
- That was good, Theo. HomeSkillet
- That is EXACTLY what i thought, when i first saw that picture Drew_Atreides
- Guys, I know jokes aren't funny if you have to explain them, BUT... Coaster
- "Better Off Dead", Coaster MR_MUCUS
- Yes, Coaster.. Drew_Atreides
- The French foreign exchange student in that movie was hot. HomeSkillet
- Nah, HS, she (the actress) was 22 when she did Better Off Dead... Theodoric
- She was hot in Amytiville II, as well Theodoric
Hope that damn dog doesn't steal my snowboard too M_H
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... M_H

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