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Flags of Our Fathers Caption Contest
Winner: Yamato
"It is here, under a flap of skin, where you will find the clitoris."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Captions:
- Terrible choice for winner Pr0cession
- Based on the winners, we know where Cranky's mind was at this week. MR_MUCUS
- The original photo taken at Iwo Jima wasn't quite as dramatic. deadisbettah
- This is the area where a crappy movie will break out. deadisbettah
- It seemed like an odd time for a surf spot briefing. Scumby
- Doppler radar indicates much-needed reign. gumby
- The forecast calls for scattered body parts. Wear boots. gumby
- "His skill at Pictionary was legendary." Mr_Nonsense
- We attack at 1100 hours, when the President will be having his nap, here. pacati
- The admiral's timeshare presentations were always very persuasive. Scumby
- "You had me at Iwo." Mr_Nonsense
- "Not suprisingly, Toyota Echos are manufactured here." Mr_Nonsense
- "This is where we are sending in the Walker Brigade." Mr_Nonsense
- "Men, this is where the Oompa Loompa insurgency is holding out...." rainman76x
- Corporal Sanders presents to his plan to take over the world through tasty Huddleston
- The General's lisp inhibited his order to "Set sail to sink sixty-six subs" nickumoh
- To connect with Black soldiers, General called the island "Izzy Wo' Jizzy." nickumoh
- (everyone stared at the schmutz on his cover & missed the invasion details) grraphicsgrrl
- ...meanwhile, right behind his map, Pvt. Jones gets a date with Cpl. Smith. grraphicsgrrl
- "Intelligence reports this island has a creamy nougat center. So do I." grraphicsgrrl
- ...my KINGDOM for a laser pointer! michael3b
- The 6-Flags brigade plans to storm the beach-head at Magic Mountain. grraphicsgrrl
- We will commence at the Food Court at 7-ish; don't forget where we parked! grraphicsgrrl
- "Not only did I pass this, but tonight I intend to re-insert it. Observe!" grraphicsgrrl
- "I wish someone would invent power point." Mr_Nonsense
- "for the last time, if i catch anybody parking in my private spot again..." villageidiot
- "going once, for the Halliburton bid of 100 yens, going twice..." villageidiot
- "look here, cooking isn't sissy if you give the pot roast a masculine name" villageidiot
- survivor: cliche island edition villageidiot
- So, you four put the flag up here: we'll photograph it. The rest of you can dlew919
- I am presently pointing to the beach where we launch our attack or .. DeepPurple
- I am presently pointing to the beach where we launch our attack or ... DeepPurple
- The nearsighted Colonel attempts to play "pull my finger" Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- So guys would this be a good spot to go to on my honeymoon? TheLastStop41
- Dead on: Apply directly to the beachhead. JPBuckner
- The Japs are kicking out butts, but I just saved half on my auto insurance JPBuckner
- I like sweet potatoes, how about you? JPBuckner
- We're going to land on this end of the giant Godzilla poo. caeron
- Srgt. Williams knew all those long hours of Risk had finally paid off. CraterBoofort
- General Stegosaur easily got his message acroos. michael3b
- "And the Negro brigade shall be confined to this part of the island." Scumby
- And thus, the U.S. declares war on Gilligan's Island JPBuckner
- I'm not a military stragegist, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night. JPBuckner
- Cliched WWII batle sequence shall commence here. JPBuckner
- I love the smell of Godzilla in the morning... michael3b
- We start HERE and move this way toward eternity over HERE. michael3b
- The invasion would commence as soon as the "I Support Suburban Moms" bumper CraterBoofort
- On 9/10/01, the Army pinpointed the position of "that damn varmint" at CraterBoofort
- Years later, his admitting to being a "major actor in the Pacific Theater.. CraterBoofort
- New "modern art" military maps only confused the armed forces CraterBoofort
- Remember to paste the napalmed Japanese with I Can't Believe It's Not... foxjedi
- The rump is best when smoked. Junk_Yard_Dog
- "And one more thing...let's be careful out there." MR_MUCUS
- (thinking)"....and they laughed when I brought my kid's Iwo Jima project" rainman76x
- "....and we'll begin our bombing here, at Plot Point" rainman76x
- "Men, this is where we'll create a beachhead on Temptation Island" rainman76x
- this is where cheney's heart is barried in a box only he has the key to longlivekevinsmith
- "Once we steal Kim Jong's piggy bank, Korea's economy will be no more!" CraterBoofort
- The first target on Iwa Jima was the Hello Anti-Aircraft Gun CraterBoofort
- The commander explains what exactly is wrong with Rumsfeld's brain CraterBoofort
- The WMDs were believed to be on Oprah's eastern exposure. CraterBoofort
- This is where we think the raptor nest is... CraterBoofort
- US Navy sailors are cross-trained in liver surgery. Scumby
- "And right here is where they filmed From Here To Eternity." Scumby
- Marines, this is your collastamy bag. Your enemy...fiber. foxjedi
- It is here, under a flap of skin, where you will find the clitoris Yamato
- ...The "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy" song ruined an otherwise serious mood. nickumoh
- "Hey Everybody! Come feel this map! Is that Lycra? It feels like Lycra." nickumoh
- You are here. JPBuckner
- "We'll all meet at the Cedar Point entrance here, at 10:00 hours." MR_MUCUS
- "Captain Lance Murdoch's use of libertarian tactics confused the men." MR_MUCUS
- "We need this island for an airbase so we can bomb Japanese civilians." MR_MUCUS
- Nazi scientists have found a way to sail Germany away from Europe! Robot Monster
- "No, I don't expect any of you to make it back alive. Any other questions?" Mr_Nonsense
- The Japanese don't care if I'm wearing a thong, and neither should you. foxjedi
- The crusade against transfats begins with this peice of chicken. foxjedi
- It is crucial that we retrieve Santa's pack before Dec. 24th! Robot Monster
- tom is holding katie and surie here. this is an infiltrate and rescue missi longlivekevinsmith
- "The exhaust port is ray-shielded so you'll have to use proton torpedoes." Scumby
- "Pres. Bush said Enchanted Island also has WMDs . We must attack." vectorzero
- And here, gentleman, is where the first Starbucks will go. Krakes
- This new camoflage makes our battleships look just like peach pits. Robot Monster
- What hump? michael3b
- Bad Captions of Our Fathers: Mr_Nonsense
- "And this spot is the point of no return." Mr_Nonsense
- This is the last place on earth that does not have a Starbucks. Scumby
- "Wesley Snipes has been cornered on this part of the island." Scumby
- The invasion of Marlon Brando's private island begins. Scumby
- Shergar, Jimmy Hoffa, Osama. We're pretty sure they're all living just here Nathan_Jr
- After incorrectly identifying the island as Canadia Johnny failed geography Nathan_Jr
- And as usual X marks the spot. Wait a second, terrorists have stolen the X! Nathan_Jr
- "Intell reports there's a Brain Bug in this sector." Mr_Nonsense
- "Captain Morgan's forces with be bottled up here." Mr_Nonsense
- "And at this point here the movie will turn cloying and manipulative." Mr_Nonsense
- Rumor has it that Michael Jackson had just taken up residence.....here. mojito
- This is Brokeback Mountain, any of you caught here will be court martialed. sonofthedummy
- "O.J. enlists military help to find the "real" killer." sonofthedummy
- "The military plans it's attack on Michael Bay's house." sonofthedummy
- "...and here you'll find the best litlle whorehouse in the Pacific." sonofthedummy
- We are pretty sure Saddam has hid his WMDs here on this island in 19 45 CNYSkinFan
- Celebrating 88 years of Rand McNally gamerarocks
- Buck Compton was a bigger success in the Pacific gamerarocks
- "Ok boys, Amelia Earhart should be right here" gamerarocks
- He's an American, he can't even locate Pennsylvania on a map gamerarocks
- A baking soda and vinegar volcano was the military's latest experiment. TMundo
- "Our planes spotted the wreckage of the S.S. Minnow here." Mr_Nonsense
- "Anyone got a little flag to put on this map?" Cannon_Fodder
- "Most of the island held by japs, but this part is held by B.A.P.s" Mr_Nonsense
- "Don't worry; it's just a name. Monster Island is actually a pennisula." Mr_Nonsense
- "Today's attack will put us on the map." Cannon_Fodder
- The surprises keep coming in season 4 of Lost. Cannon_Fodder
- "We've narrowed down godzilla's hiding spot to this part of the island." Cannon_Fodder
- "Sorry guys, this isn't the island with Scarlet Johansen." Cannon_Fodder
- Time for a game of pin the nuke on the island. Cannon_Fodder
- The only job worse than being a Little Caesars $5.00 Hot N Ready Street www.piranhakeeper.com
- Nobody puts baby in a corner. www.piranhakeeper.com
- In this spot Lounge Lizzard made is first post thread. Lounge-Lizzard
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