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Flightplan Caption Contest
Winner: lost_cause
"A mix-up at Rainbow Airlines leaves Jodie one unhappy customer."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- why didn't you tell me you had a spiked penis!? pandaxpanda
- Relax, I'm pretty sure there is a panic room around here somewhere... MuhammadAus
- *What* is that on your neck? It better not be a hickey! MuhammadAus
- Sean Bean hesitates once again during the eight take of this kissing scene. medic
- You have to understand, with all the problems with airline profitability... Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- What kind of name is freaking Sean Bean? Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- No, first class is NOT out to get you! Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- "Dude, where's my daughter?" Oort
- If I hear one more outburst, I will turn this bloody plane around! Mr_Nonsense
- Dammit, keep your voice down! I don't want everyone to know I'm really 006! MuhammadAus
- "Something just occurred to me. If I'm here, who is flying the plane?" Mr_Nonsense
- I may be able to get a top 10 out of this mess Aron
- "Is it me, or does it seem like we were both in this movie before?" ben243243
- "What" Rob and Amber already finished the Amazing Race? scarlet_ohara
- Look, when you were nineteen you made a horrible career decision... morganlefey
- "I'm sorry, but because of cutbacks, there is no restroom on this plane." medic
- "Does anybody on this plane has a liver they can spare for this nice lady?" medic
- "I'm sorry, we just ran out of peanuts with fava beans." medic
- Don't panic. we just passed through the Rimbaldi effect. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Flightplan Caption Contest DeepPurple
- If I have to stand up to let you out ONE more time, it's your ass!! wcweaver
- I am Kazier Soze... MuhammadAus
- If you don't get down and blow me now, I'll kill everyone on this plane! MuhammadAus
- I'm sorry maam but these seats are reserved for Mile High Club members only MuhammadAus
- Stewardess, that little boy is munching carpet and i don't want to see it! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- It's not butter! Why can't you understand that?! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- "Yes I'm afraid it's true folks... Jodie Foster is a lesbian ho." vectorzero
- "Oh stewardess! Might I have a bag of Sean's Nuts?" TMundo
- "Psst! Listen....keep it down, but.....we're all out of pretzels! ben243243
- "Say Jodi, is that Eminem over there?" TMundo
- "Damn it Jodi! I just can't kiss you because I know you're a lesbian." TMundo
- "Looks kinda' like the Underworld caption contest." TMundo
- Turn your head slowly. There may be a black man aboard this plane michael3b
- "Their strange jaw-clenching contest drew undue attention." ben243243
- "Unlikely Situation 10: When good handjobs go bad" ben243243
- "Anthony Hopkins looks back to see what all the fuss is about." ben243243
- Please, Ma'am. I am quite certain there is NO Dr. Lecter seated at B12! DaddyWar
- "As he passes, Bean decides to give her the crotch." ben243243
- "The clergy aren't happy about the church's new airline 'Salvation Air.'" ben243243
- "I have no idea what a 'langolier' even is, ma'am." Mr_Nonsense
- Yes, I can believe it's not butter. Why do you keep asking? foxjedi
- "Shhh....I think we're being....watched." ben243243
- "Seeing the Tommyknockers, Sean wishes he'd skipped foreplay." ben243243
- "Jodie Foster's undead corpse gets its in-flight snack." ben243243
- Go on....right there on the cheek.....do it.. DO IT! ben243243
- caption mbensmith
- "Ma'am, you're THIS close to being a blond joke!" ben243243
- Hey Corky.. Have you seen my baseball? badn374
- Caption: You're barking up the wrong she, Steward. gumby
- The captain can't marry you and Sydney. We'll be in London in 40 minutes thestockiman
- Flightplan Caption Contest thestockiman
- Not another movie about protecting goddamn children! My agent is toast MuhammadAus
- Bean: "Yes, I known what a pierced right ear means." Mr_Nonsense
- *What* did you say about *my* Toyota Echo?? MuhammadAus
- On flight 69, Mr. Bean desperately dry humps a shocked and rigid Jodie. medic
- Ms Foster stared fixedly at the largest ball of earwax she'd ever seen. Rudy Gallant
- "Jodie, please understand these men haven't seen a woman in hours." medic
- "Who let this....female creature board OUR plane?" medic
- Life wasn't easy for the first woman to board an airplane. medic
- Jodie, I know this is awkward, but I'm gonna need you to hide my erection. medic
- I'm offering this woman here as a ransom for her daughter. medic
- Frodo can't understand the POWER of a first class seat! It should be mine! Dano
- "Miss Fuks, if you want to breast-feed your child, go to the restroom." MR_MUCUS
- Try doing a Lesbian standup routine in front of an audience of gay men. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Our daughter's name is.. Becky-- no, Vicky. No.. oh, crap. dogfood
- Sean was the first to look away in the epic staredown. Cannon_Fodder
- "Wait a minute! It was Jodie who farted, not me!" vectorzero
- quote quibix
- "After a 10 year reign of crime, Airplane Ninja's identity is revealed!" andyman
- "Jodie, do you think I should have this thing on my neck lanced?..Jodie?... andyman
- Please keep your arms and legs in my pants at all times. SBC-Jester21
- In event of a water landing, Foster can be used as a flirtation device. SBC-Jester21
- Please assume the "crash" position and put your head between my legs. SBC-Jester21
- " He had no idea 'The Axe Effect' would be so creepy." MR_MUCUS
- "Yes, I know I'm not wearing any pants" PowaaMan
- "I know you want to use my semen for In Vitro fertilization... Belac
- "Stay very, VERY still. Their vision is based on movement." Senor Taco
- Steve's white condom shaped hairstyle bothered many passengers. npacknabar
- "A mix-up at Rainbow Airways leaves Jodie one unhappy customer." lost_cause
- caption: sonofthedummy
- "Airport 2006: Muffdiving at 30,000 feet" Drew_Atreides
- Excuse me, I must join Colin Firth for more 'grim expression' lessons Nuke_Mecca
- No, the headphones don't make your ass look big! Nuke_Mecca
- Foster, It's Austalian for lesbian JPBuckner
- "If you don't stop acting crazy, we'll have the sky marshall shoot you!" Rajah
- I'd crash land this plane to prove my love for you! JPBuckner
- Runway Taxi Driver JPBuckner
- After another freaky friday, Jodie had to learn how to land a plane JPBuckner
- "I believe a dingo has your daughter" Rajah
- Delta replaced in-flight movies with dinner theater, with great success JPBuckner
- You must be joking, these plot twists will never fly JPBuckner
- "Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?" ... Rajah
- Ma'am, please stop reciting the 'Airplane' movie, or you'll be thrown off. dlew919
- "Good Job dumb ass next time follow me AFTER I'm already in the bathroom" Form-VII
- "Yes, we lost your girl! Haven't you ever lost something,... (more)" Sean_Cockery
- There's a Bla...DON'T LOOK...there's Black guy on the plane. Nuke_Mecca
- what ....you got something to say to me? angel2bnheaven
- Everyone, please assump the position. We're approaching Bareback Mountain. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Don't look now, but... i said don't look now! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Yes, you do look gay. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Do you have any Grey Poupon? In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- They're FIG NEWTONS! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Sex and the Sitting In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Mass hysteria on Toyota Echo Airlines. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- if you need to "get off" the annual mile high club meeting is that way. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- I see dead people In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- "Carly, get the taser." John_Wayne_McBainSane
- "I said chicken, goddammit!" John_Wayne_McBainSane
- "Look, I know we got beat out by 'Red Eye'..." CK, queen of the imps
- Ever seen a grown man naked? Bobo
- Sean Bean tried his best to calm down Jodie, but... CK, queen of the imps
- Sean Bean tried to calm Jodie down, but she was a little unraveled... CK, queen of the imps
- Jodie, have you ever been to a Turkish prison? CK, queen of the imps
- Sitting in the next aisle, Wes Craven got an idea for a movie... CK, queen of the imps
- I know we are in an aisle, but I'm a Dr. Please turn your head and cough! sraja
- Jodie Foster is upset that she ain't ho enough to be aboard Soul Plane S.I.Guy
- "Whose idea was it to let Dr. Lecter serve the in-flight meals?!" S.I.Guy
- "Does anyone here speak WASP?" Mr_Nonsense
- We're holding your daughter till you pay full fare. We don't... Junk_Yard_Dog
- What do you mean this isn't the flight to Shit Creek? JPBuckner
- I'm an excellent pilot, definately an excellent pilot, yeah JPBuckner
- Passengers found the in-flight holographic movies far more realistic JPBuckner
- "You can all rest easy now. Stephen Seagal didn't make it on board." lost_cause
- "She SURE doesn't taste like Strawberries! Ha, know what i mean?" Drew_Atreides
- "The Challenge of Jodie's Acting Career" Drew_Atreides
- "Just out of curiosity, can anyone here fly a plane?" lost_cause
- Caption: In Taxi Driver, Deniro; on the plane, DeZero. gumby
- "Thank you for flying Total Bastard Airlines, miss. Buh-bye." MR_MUCUS
- Sean: "The attendant says you want a 'SARS-guard'?" MR_MUCUS
- "Sean Bean loses another staring contest." MR_MUCUS
- "Stop starring at my ring around the collar." MR_MUCUS
- We must get the ring to Gondor! The_Third_Nipple
- Now go just a little to the left and you'll find my other hang-low. Bobo
- [not a caption] Is it me or are there lots of good ones so far? Bobo
- Hey, let's troll. Bobo
- Are you that husband guy on Desperate Housewives? Bobo
- Hello, I'm E.F. Hutton, and I say.... Bobo
- "It's nothing personal. I just think Rosie O'Donnell sucks." Mr_Happy_Face
- "Ma'am, I'd prefer if you not knee me in the groin again." Mr_Happy_Face
- "Something's wrong with your child? What is it?"... PiscesJest
- I'm sorry Mr. Bean. Your chin is on the banned item list. I_Hate_Movies
- "The Silence of PanAm" scarlet_ohara
- No one told her John Hinkley would be in the next seat. dubiousRW
- It's not the airlines fault if Hinckley is in First Class and you aren't." Mr_Happy_Face
- Look, buddy, one more "Clareeeece" and I'll nail your balls to the ceiling. Coaster
- Bean: "Excuse me, but this is a private conversation!" Mr_Nonsense
- This woman wants to be in the Mile High Club, any volunteers? Mr_Nonsense
- "Look bitch. Push that call button one more time...." Mr_Happy_Face
- "Honey, I warned you what might happen if you got that Mexican facelift." Mr_Happy_Face
- "No, Lady, I'm not a terrorist. I'm the pilot." Mr_Happy_Face
- "If you'll be patient, I'll try to find out who took your copy of SkyMall." Mr_Happy_Face
- "Sorry ma'am, FFA rules. Lesbians aren't allowed to sit by emergency exits. Mr_Happy_Face
- I'm sure ONE of us could figure out how to please you. SBC-Jester21
- Look around. There are NO other women on board. SBC-Jester21
- Very funny. Everyone knows why you don't REALLY have a daughter. SBC-Jester21
- I don't care if you were in "Contact". You're not sitting in First Class. SBC-Jester21
- Ma'am, lesbian seating is over THERE. SBC-Jester21
- This movie is already playing on the In-flight movie! SBC-Jester21
- "Clean up in aisle 3!" Xur
- "Look miss, for the last time, Lorne Greene is dead!" Mr_Nonsense
- Unable to communicate, Nell finds it difficult to ask for "Chickapeanuts" scarlet_ohara
- That oaf who looks like Will Shatner says there's something...on..the..wing scarlet_ohara
- "Would you like to join the 5 mile high club? Oh sorry Ms. Foster,I forgot" Rajah
- "No lady, I don't know where your career has gone" Rajah
- "Surely you can'y be serious" Rajah
- "For the last time, I'm the captain not a stewardess!" Cannon_Fodder
- "Okay, why don't YOU tell me who farted." Cannon_Fodder
- Oh shit. The Panic Room 'occupied' light is on! Throwing_Muses
- OK. Where have you hidden my daughter? Throwing_Muses
- Of course, I'm upset. I specifically ordered the Klondike Bar Diet when I.. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Of course, I'm upset. I specifically order the Klondike Bar diet when I... Junk_Yard_Dog
- What do you mean the flight's delayed because of a Toyota Echo is broke... Junk_Yard_Dog
- What do you mean there's no more fish? Junk_Yard_Dog
- I'm Captain Over. I'm here to take you to Caption Done. Junk_Yard_Dog
- You don't have to call me Shirley. Junk_Yard_Dog
- A discount air fare landed her on a male gay charter. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Where are those God damned snakes... Lounge-Lizzard
- "I'm sorry, Miss Foster, but we're all out of bottled water!" M_H
- Your cosmetic surgeon did a great job, but you're not fooling me, Hinckley. lost_cause
- "Look me in the FACE and tell me you're out of Pepsi, steward!" lost_cause
- "I'm telling you, there's a gremlin out there!" Theodoric
- "It wasn't me..." lost_cause
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