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Flyboys Caption Contest
Winner: Throwing_Muses
"The fall leather jacket collection led to some envy between the models."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Captions:
- That fully cocked piece can unload in my face. Oh, and put down the gun too nickumoh
- Look, crashing this wedding is dangerous. French Broads's can be vicious! 55Chevy
- Mr. Tan lost concentration on listening to the mission when he noticed the www.piranhakeeper.com
- Many didn't realize Snakes On A Plane was a motherfucking remake of a www.piranhakeeper.com
- The three looked at each other and realized none of them knew how to fly. Scumby
- no not that type of gun greenwithenvyforyourstuff
- "That pigeon is f###ing toasted, now!" Tank Boy
- Charles Lindberg is Charles Lindberg in: "The Charles Lindberg Story" ben243243
- No girl's going around the world before me. We call these "disappearances." ben243243
- What happens when air traffic controllers strike. ben243243
- "Harris and Klebold: The Early Days." Mr_Nonsense
- "So when I'm over the target, I drop this gun on the enemy?" Scumby
- They turned and noticed the... drpenguin
- A friendly Lazar Tag game gone horribly wrong bdude
- Think Fast! bdude
- "Can't a guy pee on a competitors plane without getting... footballinthegroin
- Queer fly for the straight guy. Cannon_Fodder
- With the metrosexuals fighting for France, the US felt safe to join the war rainman76x
- Look Flyboy, what happend in the shower, (click-click) stays in the shower! nickumoh
- "Ben Affleck's in the in-flight movie... you'll want an extra cyanide pill" nickumoh
- "Now remember this is France, so the bullets don't do anything." sonofthedummy
- I'd like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party. yvr73
- Flyboys, the ultimate clichés. yvr73
- "Historians would later call them 'the second-greatest generation.'" MR_MUCUS
- "The enemy is red, barren, just like your girlfiend!" Mr_Nonsense
- MAN I get shitty cell phone reception here. BobDobbs
- The Gay Air Brigade always looked forward to mail escort duty. Scumby
- Nope, I still did not find who named our squadron "The Lucky Pierres"... Tank Boy
- Dude? Like what are these? Butterslice
- I just finished foxjedi's RED BARON script. Let's kill the writer for this. foxjedi
- "Guys, you ever get that 'not so French' feeling?" MR_MUCUS
- "You...you are still dangerous. You can be my wingman anytime!" MR_MUCUS
- "Guys, I think France is enjoying Germany's deodorant embargo way too much" rainman76x
- I guess with that in your pants, you won't be needing a weapon. Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- "Uh, guys--should we really be flying planes with bullseyes on them?" rainman76x
- Sorry, I left my gun in my other pants. But you're not wearing any pants. Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- "You guys ready to bust some caps on those German Fokkers?" MR_MUCUS
- "Iron Eagle 5 had a severly reduced budget." MR_MUCUS
- "The Germans had the Blue Max; these guy just have the blue balls." MR_MUCUS
- Pilots prepare for a flight to Detroit. Scumby
- I'm going to shoot the next guy who thinks peeing on my plane is going to b arcticantichrist
- Flyboys Caption Contest arcticantichrist
- "You know, being French is more boring than I thought it would be." winsor99
- French pilots doing what they do best: stand around and act sophistacted. winsor99
- you'll shoot your eye out, kid! timmyjive
- Abercrombie & Fitch go to War bar1scorpio
- After the tragedy, the Ambigously Gay Duo would never touch another gun. JPBuckner
- Tales from the Fashion Police: Armed and Fabulous! JPBuckner
- you can sit through this movie, or you can takie the quick way out longlivekevinsmith
- "Why is my gun plastic? It's still gonna work right?" HicksRollsInGrave
- I guarantee there are no motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! dlew919
- Big boys in leather play with their weapons. Cannon_Fodder
- "If we fight for France now, America will have a friend in need forever." Dano
- Some Flyboys with their Top Guns. Cannon_Fodder
- "I say Biggles, are you a poof?" Cannon_Fodder
- I figured out which of the extras has been stealing the Pert Plus. Let's... foxjedi
- 3 men, 2 guns, 1 plane: Guess who's getting the "red shirt" treatment rainman76x
- "Guys, I forgot--which one of us dies the horrific, yet redemptive death?" rainman76x
- Brokeback Mountain II: The Biplane Sexuals.<NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "Can anyone 'splain why the extra long gun barrels are so wet and sticky?" nickumoh
- stop looking at my crotch and rubbing your gun barrel longlivekevinsmith
- "Compared to his piece, theirs seemed so tiny." MR_MUCUS
- The entire French Air Force poses for the first and last time for "Janes die maus
- "Why is every gun the French give us unloaded?" MR_MUCUS
- "His fellow flyers referred to Pete as a 'Somme Bitch.'" MR_MUCUS
- "As usual Mike whacked off under his jacket before every mission." MR_MUCUS
- "Why would we go 'Over There' when we've got plenty of action 'Over Here'." Scumby
- Well, now that we're here the French can go ahead and surrender. whobegat
- Over Brokeback Mountain die maus
- The first day in Iraq seems so long ago. yvr73
- "Nice pants." Scumby
- You can always tell a Sanger-Harris Man. pissygoblin
- we couldn't afford real guns so just shake these in anger at the enemy longlivekevinsmith
- Maybe the Germans will agree to a slap fight instead. foxjedi
- I know we're shooting our careers in the foot. But method acting too? foxjedi
- Alright, now we go talk to the chef about the stinky cheese! foxjedi
- George Bush's grandpa would be AWOL from his unit for days, too. Mr_Nonsense
- Queer Eye for the French Guy was a huge hit in the rear areas. foxjedi
- "The Sex Pistols ain't bad ass, let's call ourselves Jefferson's Airplane." nickumoh
- Last night's butter/I Can't Believe It's Not Butter arguement spills over. foxjedi
- "Nice Sopwith Cameltoe" Scumby
- All three of these men are "packin" Drunky
- In accordance with the fiest French traditions, i hereby surrender... Drunky
- One weekend a month my ass.. Drunky
- Jeez sir, are you sure that a parachute doesn't make more sense? Drunky
- The biplane mafia. ben243243
- Boys, the guns are fine, just no liquids or gels onboard. yvr73
- Flybad Captions. Mr_Nonsense
- "He was the only member of the squadron who flew 'commando'." Mr_Nonsense
- Normally in France, witty banter was the weapon of choice. nickumoh
- NRA-sponsored fashion show. Scumby
- Why do you want our fingerprints on these bloody guns again? ben243243
- Why the third Wright brother isn't in the history books. ben243243
- All right boys, square off at 50 paces, loser joins my necrophilia club... tictactommy
- First was the dog-fight, now as the cat fight. Cannon_Fodder
- "Why do they always give us the girly guns?" Cannon_Fodder
- "Boys, when I said we'd need protection, I meant condoms!" Mr_Nonsense
- And then he realized he'd stepped in a pile of the Wookie co-pilot's feces. Mr_Nonsense
- After stepping in dog droppings, the phrase, "shoot the shit," was born. TMundo
- Damn! I stepped in shit. But I got this gun to shoot the shit off with. TMundo
- "So how do we fire these things whilst flying?" Cannon_Fodder
- Awkward silence ensues when Harry Osborn learns Spidey isn't the Red Baron rainman76x
- Are those BUNNY slippers?! michael3b
- The flyboys look at their weapons. Cannon_Fodder
- The French had yet to learn not to bring a handgun to a dogfight rainman76x
- "Looks like you're in a no-fly zone." Cannon_Fodder
- When good models go bad...Next on Geraldo pissygoblin
- They always proved to be the best dressed and armed cropdusters rainman76x
- Are you sure... SeattleSunshine
- OK, you fly low and distract the corn while me an' jim here rob it. michael3b
- Thus, "The Flyboys" never achieved true boy-band stardom. michael3b
- Screw this flyboy crap, let's go knock over a liquor store. Krakes
- Look, I'll be Maverick, you'll be Iceman, and he's the Goose. nickumoh
- Air texas reservist discuss where to get cocaine. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Turns out Bush did do his reservist duty. Junk_Yard_Dog
- We've pulled TWO guns from your pocket, and you still look happy to see us! nickumoh
- It looks pretty small to me. Do you really think you can shoot it off? Whatsizface
- Next kb56
- Forget this! We all got trenchcoats, let's go flashing! TMundo
- isn't just like a Frenchman to bring the wrong kind of gun to a gunfight Repo
- Brokeback Camel Scumby
- whatta ya mean you get the machine gun? tanstaafl
- "Are you sure this how we play Russian roulette?" Mr_Nonsense
- "Too bad it would be over 70 years before there were fly girls." Mr_Nonsense
- "Franco's sidekick, Snoopy, would be added in with post production CGI." Mr_Nonsense
- "We saw you eating Red Baron pizza last night, Jim." Mr_Nonsense
- "Are you sure that's a gun in your pocket?" Mr_Nonsense
- "Alright, so he's hung like a horse......... he's still a lousy pilot" Devo
- "Enough 'rock paper gun'; someone pack my chute, NOW!" fellow_consumer
- Embarrassing moments in history: The first recorded 'wardrobe malfunction' Devo
- I say old chap, best zip up the 'old chap' don't you think? Devo
- Where's my Glock, beeatch. SBC-Jester21
- "Hey flyboy, your fly is open!" Rajah
- Dude! I thought this was a prop. I just shot the director! SBC-Jester21
- Shoot high: Be a gunner in the Canadian Air Force. fellow_consumer
- The fall leather jacket collection led to some envy between the models. Throwing_Muses
- SuperFlyboys caption firsties! Throwing_Muses
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