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Fool's Gold Caption Contest
Winner: michael3b
"No, you schmuck! I said I wanted ORAL!"
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Captions:
- Another last minute entry winner...and I don't get it Hamartoma
- "Hotel." Nuke_Mecca
- "Matt demonstrates how the winning caption is chosen." Mr_Nonsense
- "Why they stopped allowing Sea World visitors to feed Shamu." MR_MUCUS
- Spoils of the Little Mermaid panty raid. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Hey, Hilary Swank! I found that crown you lost! Huddleston
- "Can I get out of the gene pool now? My skin's starting to prune." nickumoh
- "Honey, what are you planning to do with that plugged toaster?" nickumoh
- Smile, you son of a bit.... Yamato
- Leader and also-rans Mr_Nonsense
- Weight Watchers' new Diet Plates keep portions under control! Scumby
- They had found unequivocal proof: Humpty Dumpty was murdered. Scumby
- What? The curse translates to: "Now your penis will fall off." Dang, man! sonofthedummy
- "No failure to launch here!" Otm_Shank
- Smile, you son of a bitch! Otm_Shank
- No, you schmuck! I said I wanted ORAL! michael3b
- OK, I passed it. Can we go home now? michael3b
- Some early favorites Xur
- Fortunately, Britney Spear's OB-GYN was prepared when her water broke. michael3b
- "You're going to need a bigger brain..." Hamartoma
- He tried in vain, but Matt's attempts to romance Darryl Hannah failed Hamartoma
- "Hotel." Nuke_Mecca
- "Dude, that's my skull!" sonofthedummy
- Brokeback Splash Mountain nickumoh
- It tastes like chicken! Yamato
- Tool's Gold. Cannon_Fodder
- One man's treasure is another man's white trash. Cannon_Fodder
- Marine Archeology for Dummies. Cannon_Fodder
- "Can you believe someone threw this out?!" Cannon_Fodder
- Crikey, that bugger string ray just stung me. But I was able to pull out www.piranhakeeper.com
- I like frozen pizza but not now and not this frozen. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Hey, I'm the man out of the canoe pointing to the man in the canoe! Haha! www.piranhakeeper.com
- Look what I just found! ..... A petrified muff! www.piranhakeeper.com
- "Dirk Pitt ain't found shit!!" MR_MUCUS
- "U-571 2: The Search for Hitler's Tea Set." MR_MUCUS
- Diving Miss Daisy Hamartoma
- Retards of the Carribean scarlet_ohara
- Little souvenir of when I broke him a new ass MuhammadAus
- " Wet Trash" MR_MUCUS
- "Is this the 'tech tonic' plate thingy you were lookin' for?" rainman76x
- "Ok, what's whiter--me, my teeth, or this old China plate?" rainman76x
- The Life Idiototic with Mathew McConaughey Yamato
- Matt as shark bait- he was cheaper than a bucket of chum scarlet_ohara
- "Another seedy dive." MR_MUCUS
- It had been the best Special Olympics ever. scarlet_ohara
- The final scene in "Crikey: The life of Steve Irwin" scarlet_ohara
- McConaughey is as good at cleaning dishes as he is bathing. Pants01
- McConaughey earns another couple of fish from the on-set trainer. DisappointedAgain
- Matthew had one more attempt to guess where on the map the cliterus was Azrael the Cat
- Matthew McConaughey in the Jacques Cousteau story. Cannon_Fodder
- "Just then Matthew spotted the Virgin Mary in a porcelain plate." MR_MUCUS
- "Let's see Josh Lucas do this!" MR_MUCUS
- "This *is* Marshall!" Otm_Shank
- I knew Senator Gore, Mr. McConaghey...you're no Senator Gore Hamartoma
- Cause even Cascade gets the toughest baked on grease clean Hamartoma
- Matt finally finds proof that global warming is melting the Antarctic Hamartoma
- Fool's Golden Boy nickumoh
- Water World 2, The Musical: Whata' World nickumoh
- The other Boleyn girl. Nuke_Mecca
- McConaughey informs Paris he found the source of her vaginal irritation. savvos
- Matthew McCOOOONNNNaughey nickumoh
- The Little Mermaid's maid nickumoh
- Is THIS the G-spot? ROTJob
- Look! Brain coral! I can use this! Whatsizface
- "I told ya, Honey--these sharks ARE hungry!" Scumby
- "Where's Jaqueline Bisset in a wet t-shirt when you need her?" Mr_Nonsense
- "H..Hotel." Nuke_Mecca
- Another pool boy falls victim to Kathleen Turner. nickumoh
- Open Water 3: A Time to Kill Matthew McConaughey nickumoh
- "Finding Nemo" was going to be a challenge for McConaughey. Pr0cession
- <cut to sharks circling in water> Pr0cession
- Worst Aquaman impersonation ever. nickumoh
- He sells seashells down by the seashore. That and bad romantic comedies. nickumoh
- "I show you whale tooth, now you show me whale tail." Pr0cession
- "Look! A fossilized paper plate!" Pr0cession
- "Hotel." Nuke_Mecca
- The Tooth Fairy, even on vacation, never rests. michael3b
- "Put the stopper back in! Put the stopper back in!" Mr_Nonsense
- "If you show me your fake chest I'll give you this fake gold..." stationkj
- Waterworld 2: The Revenge stationkj
- "I like turtles" stationkj
- This is as close to an award as he'd ever get stationkj
- "Using this shell I'll demonstrate what I do with my penis" stationkj
- "If you don't chew Big Red than f*ck you" stationkj
- "If you hold it up to your ear, you can hear Celine Dion!" Otm_Shank
- Matthew finds an artifact from a better movie. sonofthedummy
- "If I find enough of these, I can make myself a shirt!" sonofthedummy
- "The audience began to pray that this really was another 'Jaws' sequel." sonofthedummy
- "If you put this to the ocean, you can hear your ear! No... wait..." TragicallyHip
- Fool's Bad Captions Mr_Nonsense
- "Look what I found in the Hudson." Cannon_Fodder
- What a crock. Cannon_Fodder
- Not as cool as the Ark of the Covenant. Cannon_Fodder
- "Hotel." Nuke_Mecca
- White Trash scarlet_ohara
- Look- I circumcized the Little Mermaid's castle! scarlet_ohara
- "Now imagine this plate is white..." MR_MUCUS
- Is THIS the rock you were looking for? Scumby
- "The celebrity it too stupid to catch its own food." MR_MUCUS
- "I broke it into pieces so it'd be easier to haul up!" MR_MUCUS
- "After 5 dives it was obvious that he had no idea what gold even was." MR_MUCUS
- "Can you spot the water pollution in this picture?" MR_MUCUS
- "She wasn't letting him back onboard until he found every last piece." MR_MUCUS
- Look, I found something whiter and blander than me! JPBuckner
- "Hotel!" Nuke_Mecca
- I told you we needed a bigger probe JPBuckner
- "Hotel." Nuke_Mecca
- "I know I can't act, but I can point. See." Nuke_Mecca
- "It's a whale vaginal tooth!" Scumby
- "This is a piece of my heart!" ModernRonin
- The scavenging post-Katrina was especially good Hamartoma
- You are here 'X' Hamartoma
- But it's not as white as my teeth.... Hamartoma
- You know. For kids! Xur
- The Penis Monologues Hamartoma
- Matt finds Cruise's chip on his shoulder after dating Penelope Hamartoma
- ZZZZAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHNNNNN!!!! Hamartoma
- Its a miracle, I found a seashell that looks like the Virgin Mary! Yamato
- And so, the craze for edible plates began. Scumby
- See? See? I told you I have a shred of dignity! Krakes
- "J-Lo, honey, I found your diaphragm!" Scumby
- Man, I thought I'd never find that protective cup! Krakes
- "Hey, Sutherland! I just found what's left of your career!" Otm_Shank
- You put your weed in here! Krakes
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