Fracture
Mr. Cranky's rating:
Perhaps this is just bad timing and I've really found murderers a lot funnier and more cuddly in the past.
Here's the problem with "Fracture": You have this super-rich dude named Ted Crawford (Anthony Hopkins) who owns an aerospace company and he comes home one day and shoots his wife, Jennifer (Embeth Davidtz), right in the face as payback for cheating on him with Detective Rob Nunally (Billy Burke). As Crawford goes mano-a-mano with prosecutor Willy Beachum (Ryan Gosling), director Gregory ("Hart's War") Hoblit puts the audience in the position of rooting for (and laughing at) Crawford's incredible know-it-all attitude.
Keep in mind, there's no question that Crawford shot his wife right in the face. There's no question that he's guilty of attempted murder (his wife actually ends up in one of those "persistent vegetative states" which made me fear that Terry Shiavo-like questions were going to start sprouting like dandelions). In fact, the audience is asked to have something approaching contempt for Beachum, who works in the Los Angeles District Attorney's office under the tutelage of Joe Lobruto (David Strathairn). Beachum is a lowly public employee, but is on his way up and out, having just been hired at a corporate firm due to his 97% conviction rate.
Beyond the fact that it might be a bit too apropos right now, shouldn't it be considered distasteful to laugh at and sympathize with a cold-blooded murderer while despising a hard-working, up-by-the-bootstraps type like Beachum? Perhaps this is just bad timing and I've really found murderers a lot funnier and more cuddly in the past. And let me just say that this is quite a bit different than something like "Grindhouse," which makes no claim on reality. This is more about a feeling. The murderer is funny and clever. The filmmakers want us to like him.
And as much as I don't want to read into these things too much, there seems to be a lot of disdain for women here. Jennifer gets her just due for being a cheater while Beachum's superior at the corporate firm, Nikki Gardner (Rosaumnd Pike), sleeps with him before they've even worked a full day together. I guess I'm supposed to find solace in the fact that judge (Fiona Shaw) is a woman. Gee, good for the filmmakers. Bravo. She's probably sleeping with the bailiff.
Here Hopkins is playing essentially a sedated version of his good, old Hannibal Lecter character. Crawford is smarter than everyone else and takes great joy in torturing everyone with his mind games. Among the biggest is that the police discover that the murder weapon has never been fired, which seems contradictory to the fact that Jennifer has a bullet in her head.
Funny, I kind of felt the same way.
Was it really that bad?
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The radio website.. Drew_Atreides
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I don't. Mr_Nonsense
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right Rajah
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The likelyhood of an armed citizen militia rising up RidingFool
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Shays' Rebellion Rajah
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Mucus Xur
RF Xur
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Coaster Captain_Lance_Murdoch
Mr. Hoobody, or Hobody... I can't remember now. jen
One question poll for jen or anyone else..... Captain_Lance_Murdoch
Lance... jen
grundle forgot to include a third alternative Coaster
niggling? Rajah
Australian gun control. jwilson07
That's not true. Throwing_Muses
Ted Nugent: Gun-free zone is mass murderer's dream Captain_Lance_Murdoch
Ted Nugent: Republican fanboy, NRA cheerleader and gay basher. Throwing_Muses
Jesus Christ you idiots, shut the fuck up about guns already! Xur
My problem, Xur Coaster
Re: In Memory of 33 Virginia Tech University Students Mister_Hoobody
I'm Sorry..... Mister_Hoobody
WTF? grundle is quoting Ted Nugent now? Rajah
Mr Hoobody & Rajah & Xur jen
jen Captain_Lance_Murdoch
Virginia legislature may legalize self defense on college campuses. Captain_Lance_Murdoch
Grundle jen
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A successful insurgency against the government RidingFool
They seem to be doing pretty good in Iraq Rajah
VA Tech official praised defeat of student self-defense proposal in 2006 Captain_Lance_Murdoch
You can't take what's happening in Iraq, or the middle east RidingFool
^^^Eskimo Rajah
My last comment on this subject The_Innocent_Bystander
Innocent Bystander, you're talking about fiction, not real world scenarios. Captain_Lance_Murdoch
Grundle have you ever killed another human being with a handgun? Rajah
never = neither Rajah
I can remember when a crazed gunman was wearing a post office uniform RidingFool
Militias don't exist anymore, therefore the Constitution has been violated. Mr_Nonsense
"shall not be infringed" Mr_Nonsense
Is Prime Mover being willfully obtuse? Xur
I work on the principle...... Shakesmear
oops seemed to miss the bit about not hurting others Shakesmear
vtech just kicked in, yo! church
Oh I see now, guns don't kill people Rajah
Rajah Captain_Lance_Murdoch
Why would anyone be afraid of these law abiding gun owners? Captain_Lance_Murdoch
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There's never been a mass public shooting at a U.S. gun show. Ever. Captain_Lance_Murdoch
Appalachian Law School shooter only managed to kill 3 people..... Captain_Lance_Murdoch
Pearl, Mississippi school shooter only managed to shoot 2 people to death.. Captain_Lance_Murdoch
Criminals don't obey signs that say "Gun Free Zone." Captain_Lance_Murdoch
I hear people pronounce Cho as "Joe". Omega_Man
Grundle you ignorant slut! Rajah
Rajah Captain_Lance_Murdoch
There's nothing like the reassuring sound RidingFool
You do not own a land mine and I've never even stepped on one Mr_Nonsense
no-one has died from gunshot wounds at a gun show church
Mr. Nonsense you ignorant slut! Rajah
I'm done with all of you idiots. Xur
If students at Kent State had been armed... Mr_Nonsense
If Gandhi had had a gun Rajah
Okay Xur, let's talk about mental health Rajah
The militia was not created. gnosticdogma
The Second Amendment Otm_Shank
Pshaw! Guns were essentially tools back then. Mr_Nonsense
The real controversy of the 2nd Amendment. gnosticdogma
Well, all right, but how are ya gonna keep your powder RidingFool
No darkies in the militia. Mr_Nonsense
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Okay I really hate to bring this up X-Man
Jihadist video shows boy beheading man sonofthedummy
NYC Mayor to propose $8.00 "Congestion Toll" on Sunday... sonofthedummy
He must have picked up that idea from London. RidingFool
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No, New York is run by a Republican Duffy
No it's run by Democrats, Raj or whoever is logged in X-Man
Uh, Bloomberg's a Republican. Throwing_Muses
RINO X-Man
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Throwing Muses doesn't understand the concept of RINO You_People_Are_Silly
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Yeah, Ickyru. BUT . . . Coaster
Also Coaster
I don't see a problem with this. Xur
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Major road rage, Raj? Mal_Content
Here ya go, Raj. Free parking anywhere you want to park. RidingFool
Of course a mere gun does nothing for removing cars Rajah
Xur, the problem with this proposal bukaball
Hmm, interesting. Xur
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Aaaarrrrgggghhhh, It Be Tha Work Of Pirates! Blackbeard
This week on Stop and Go Radio... LittleBigGirl
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Driver engaging in sex act caused crash that killed 8 people. Captain_Lance_Murdoch
Maryland's looking for horny guys... Mal_Content
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Why does the sun go on shining? Why do the stars glow above? Rajah
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Alec Baldwin, a big fucking liberal douchebag, talks to his 12 y/o daughter X-Man
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