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Fred Claus Caption Contest
Winner: aaa123
"Holiday greetings from Jennifer Aniston."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- No one can be told what the Spanktrix is. You have to see it for yourself. Xur
- What's 9 feet tall and rapes Vince Vaugh repeatedly? michael3b
- Oompa Troopers michael3b
- The aliens didn't appreciate being mocked stationkj
- Soylent Green is Vince Vaughn stationkj
- Willy Wonka didn't like competition stationkj
- "One little beheading, one brand new religious demographic for Santa." fellow_consumer
- Holiday greetings from Jennifer Aniston aaa123
- A Very Special Christams episode of Oz. michael3b
- Up Next: on Oz. michael3b
- With the closing of the factory, the Oompa Loompa's went "into business" MuhammadAus
- Next Up: The Reindeer Dress Up As Gangsters and Hijack the Sled MasterK
- The first time a gift was returned to the North Pole stationkj
- Vince was forced to watch Santa teabag Owen Wilson stationkj
- Miike's "Ichi The Birthday Clown" stationkj
- What really happened to Kurt Cobain stationkj
- "Sit down rookie, have some Jello" stationkj
- A look back at why Nickelodeon game shows went out of style. Huddleston
- He should have stayed on the Yellow Brick Road. The Hershey Highway led www.piranhakeeper.com
- John Waters' "Baby Geniuses" Huddleston
- Due to the strike: no comment. Wait, I would've said that anyway. Huddleston
- Willy Wonka and the Dark Chocolate Factory: Umpa Loompas in the Hood. www.piranhakeeper.com
- No, those are normal sized people. They've kidnapped Yao Ming. Huddleston
- Even worse writing seals the fate of the second season of 'Heroes.' Huddleston
- Swingers II Unrated and Uncensored www.piranhakeeper.com
- Charlie Sheen again called the FBI when he watched a copy of Herve www.piranhakeeper.com
- Fe Fi Fo Fum... I need the hampster to make me Melanie Griffith. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Proof that the Westboro Baptist Church brainwashed its members stationkj
- Santa had one package that Vince did not want coming down his chimney. Scumby
- "Ho ho ho, I said bring me a 'vixen blonde', not 'Vince Vaughn'! Ho ho ho!" Scumby
- "Attack of the Midget Mussolinis!" Mr_Nonsense
- The elves try and fail to save Christmas from another bad movie... MasterK
- Just one more reason this movie sucks. MasterK
- Lost Scene From: Time Bandits: The Christmas Special MasterK
- I smell a German porn blockbuster. HicksRollsInGrave
- I smell a German porno blockbuster. HicksRollsInGrave
- When the details of his fetish became public, ... lionhart7
- And now the best man would like to say a few words... michael3b
- Ok, Ok! Yeah, you see me when I'm sleeping. Whatever you say, man. michael3b
- Bring It On 5: Brung michael3b
- Santa's Quality Control elves recalled the Vince Vaughn blow-up sex doll. Scumby
- Captured by the Verne Troyer Fan Club Mister_Hoobody
- Freddy Got Fingered nickumoh
- Despite his boasts, Vince actually had no way to cut through the red tape. MR_MUCUS
- Phase 1 of Verne Troyer's plan to win Jennifer Aniston's love. MR_MUCUS
- Just another night at Madonna's JPBuckner
- Technology gives us our first view of Tom Cruise's subconscious." JPBuckner
- "Are you looking at my nose?" stationkj
- Rudolph's heavy handed take over had dire consequences stationkj
- Reservoir Dogs II stationkj
- "I am an EFF BEE EYE agent" stationkj
- Verne Troyer's security was ruthless stationkj
- The fashion police take down another flannel wearing yuppie stationkj
- Dasher, Dancer, Prancer & Vincent nickumoh
- They had fattened up Vince Vaughn, now it was time for the feast. savvos
- When Prince isn't suing moms, he likes to party. savvos
- A hidden camera reveals the secret ingredient in Keebler's EL Fudge cookies nickumoh
- Bad Captions-Vince Vaugn edition Mr_Nonsense
- men in black meets smallville ghastlyrat
- fred claus caption contest ghastlyrat
- the WGA was made an offer they couldn't refuse villageidiot
- This is the side of the Shire Tolkien never wrote about. nickumoh
- A wisecrack about the Travelocity Noam turns into a hostage situation. nickumoh
- Short people don't like to be reminded that they "got no reason to live". Mr_Nonsense
- When Santa's daughter married into the mob, things changed up north stationkj
- The Grinch got what was coming to him stationkj
- Die Hard VIII: A Short Death stationkj
- "They wouldn't let him play in any reindeer games." Mr_Nonsense
- In bizarro world, Santa crawls down the chimey and robs you blind. MuhammadAus
- Frank's about to find out how "Santa's Little Helper" got his name... MuhammadAus
- Jeremy couldn't help but rethink the whole idea of crashing a dwarf wedding Coaster
- The Seven Dwarfs were very hard on Snow White's would-be suitors. Scumby
- The Bourne sequel yet. Rudy Gallant
- The dwarf extras finally found a reliable way to make Vince Vaughn shut-up. Rudy Gallant
- Needs more tape. nickumoh
- From then on, Vince would never find himself "Owin' Wilson." nickumoh
- Will Farrell called in a favor to ensure he was cast in the Elf sequel nickumoh
- The Writer of "Santa Claus: The Movie" is finally brought to trial... Drew_Atreides
- Elf 2: What else needs to be said gamerarocks
- Additional proof that the sub 50 IQ crowd can't get enough of midgets gamerarocks
- Christmas in the Matrix. tictactommy
- Tim Allen had ways of dealing with "The Competition".. Drew_Atreides
- Which elf does not belong stationkj
- CSI: North Pole stationkj
- Roman Polanski's christmas party was always fun stationkj
- No thats not a donkey, this show has reindeer stationkj
- If you were top on the "Naughty" list you got a visit with the big guy stationkj
- Stealing Santa's cookies was a no no stationkj
- Shotgun Wedding Crashers nickumoh
- "Hello, Oompah Loompas? We have what you want. Now release Owen Wilson." nickumoh
- "Two hours to the North Pole, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." Otm_Shank
- Today on Geraldo: Elves in Bondage Otm_Shank
- King Kong won't be pleased with his latest sacrifice. nickumoh
- Lollipop Guild THIS motherfucker gamerarocks
- "Not so money now, are you bitch?" M_H
- Escape Claus gamerarocks
- Terry Gilliam's version of the 'Three Little Pigs' gamerarocks
- Action is FINALLY taken to silence this hack gamerarocks
- Matrix V Lisa Bongi
- Honey, it's not what you think. michael3b
- Vince could've REALLY used Owen Wilson's smooth talking right about now Drew_Atreides
- The Lollipop Guild was never the same after they joined the Teamsters. michael3b
- You are welcome, America. michael3b
- He waited in terror for the fourth to exit his rectum. michael3b
- Zed, thou art avenged! michael3b
- Dave knew snooping around Neverland Valley would be the end of him stationkj
- What was my safe word? I guess with the gag it doesn't matter. tongue
- Jennifer's Revenge Otm_Shank
- David Lynch: Often imitated, but never duplicated. Drew_Atreides
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