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Or for the "shit" award?
Here's a hint:
"Tori Amos – 1000 Oceans
(one star out of five)
"These tears I’ve cried / I’ve cried 1000 oceans," Tori announces from the confines of her box. And I’m not talking about her female reproductive system. She appears to be the Girl in the Plastic Bubble in this video, lying in despair as a crowd gathers to gape, laugh and mourn her loss of innocence. As the video progresses, the citizens proceed to riot and burn shit, while the SWAT team is called in, smashing one revolutionary’s face against Tori’s plastic bubble. Oh, I’m starting to see what this video is saying. Tori watches all the world’s injustice from the confines of her plastic bubble, trying to ignore it, never actually doing anything about it, and in the end it undoes her. You know, I always wondered how pretentious this bitch could get if freed of all logical constraints. Looks like we have our answer."
–Andrew Hicks
toir's next album should be called "one star out of five" to offset all the reviews of it.
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