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That's a really funny list, rotflmao !!
I've thought up some new ones :
- Computer screens have really cool hi-color graphics and make really awesome beeps for the most mundane things.
- People with really big secrets always hide everything on their computers and always choose stupid passwords which the l33t haX0r is always able to guess the first time.
- Computer virus writers often waste tons of code on creating kewl full screen multimedia graphics and sound effects to illustrate the system being hosed.
- Every "heroic dog" is going to be shot at least once. It will usually live, but if it dies, the owner will always get 3 dozen new dogs to compensate for the loss.
- If you're an American Ninja, you can always kick any Oriental Ninja's butt.
- Every "final confrontation" between hero and arch-villain should only be done hand-to-hand and topless, after all their expensive weapons and shirts have been dramatically thrown aside.
- Italian cooks are, in reality, masters of the unarmed killing arts.
- Overweight stretch limos containing fleeing drug lords can easily outrun any high-powered cop car pursuing them.
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