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Discord: This is my Christian voice... "I'm gonna go home and read Luke."
gdog: I am your father, luke. Have you seen Star wars yet?
Discord: Nope. I hear RD22 gets built by Darth Vader who grows up to shot him in the head with his tie fighter.
gdog: Always put one in the brain.
Discord: So, Pumpy says I should write cranky and demand an IP trace on phantom.
gdog: who gives a shit? if it is wuflgar or somebody else, he'll get tired soon. if its not, then its just somebody new to pick on.
Discord: Well, I want to know so that when he denies it, I can snicker.
gdog: you can do that anyway.
Discord: I can?
gdog: sure you do it anyway. everyone loves you. you're the most popular man on cnarky's. You're bigger than simon.
Discord: A. Not true. B. Do you think so!!!
gdog: Sure. About 10% of the posters think you're the cats pajamas. About 40% get you about 50% of the time. Even when they don't get you, they think you must have meant something and just went over their heads...so they stay quiet. Another 40% try to correct you all the time and are only dimly aware that you're making fun of them. And the last 10% have made it their mission to destroy you. Which is cool.
Discord: That's an interesting breakdown. Which group do you fit in?
gdog: I'm in the 10%.
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Discord: I just saw Star Wars.
gdog: Yeah? Wie was it?
Discord: Not bad. Kinda good. All the people stuff was cool. All the computer stuff ate my shit. Jar Jar looked fake. But Jake Lloyd, the kid, wasn't bad at all. People are full of shit when they say he was the worst part of the show. The 2 biggest flaws: A boring middle (too political, too much yoda) and not enough bad guy. Darth Maul shows up twice and both times makes you wish he had shown up7 or 8 times.
gdog: Well, he does look cool.
Discord: No. He looks stupid, but when he's fighting, he's tough as shit. At the end they hit this on/off force field and if you don't get through you have to wait for a minute before it switches off... And they have a scene where they're all seperated from each other. It's really cool. That's my favorite part.
gdog: My favorite part is where jake lloyd is rubbing natilie portman's tits.
Discord: That's the sequal, dork. Oh, and more Obi wan. He's cool. But that damn Jar Jar is too fake to take seriously for a second. Check your damn mail, butch.
gdog: I'm sorry, I had to crash that email, honey.
Discord: That's funny. A Butch quote. You think you used enough dynamite there, gnostic?
gdog: dynamite?… nevermind.
Discord: I watched the original Star Wars today. Obi Wan clearly had never met rd2d before. Or 3po. I think the prequels happened in another dimension.
gdog: So I have a pinched nerve in my back and if I sit down for too long my nuts go all numb. That can't be good.
Discord: I can make my nuts go numb, but it uses up too much ice. I'm pithy.
gdog: You do have the gift of gab.
Discord: Yep.
gdog: remember, according to RBB, we are "adept" at using language. And he should know. He reads.
Discord: He thinks I'm a fucking misguided genius. If only he knew I'm an intensely directed moron.
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