And maybe the following descriptions apply to yours truly as well for responding to the lamebrains:
Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
A room tempature IQ.
Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.
A gross ignoramus --144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
A photographic memory, but the lens cover is still on.
A prime candidate for natural deselection.
Bright as Alaska in December.
During evolution his ancestors were in the control group.
He's so dense, light bends around him.
If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean. [my personal favorite]
It's hard to believe that he beat 100,000 other sperm.
One neuron short of a synapse.
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