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My dear Richard:
Here are some lovely descriptions a friend sent me. These are actual comments from reviews by senior officers of candidates for the Royal Navy.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
A room temperature IQ.
Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.
Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.
This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
This medical officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.
Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.
She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.
Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. (MY personal fave!!!!!!)
Hope you are doing well, Richard!!!
Cordially,
Ms. Winky
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