12/27/02: What, does he have a force-field or something?

Posted By: The_Submissive_Trout


Gangs of New York was a decent film, good plot, nice fight scenes, not too shabby. But the teeth thing Cranky mentioned was a pretty big discrepency. I noticed another. DeCaprio, that self absorbed prick, never gets dirty in the whole film. Never! Not a damn particle of mud or mess on his stupid ass. He goes into a freaking sewer, and comes out smelling like a rosebush. What the hell?!

Maybe he's protected by his invisible layer of "bad acting prowess", or his "gag-inducing bad accent". Or possibly his ego-maniacism shields him from everything. Perhaps being sodomized by that bald disenfectant mascot "Mr. Clean" helps. Whatever. He'll be dirty enough after his "good looks" fade and he's ass-up in his own pit of self despair. Freaking Hollywood jack-off, I hope he gets hit by a train.

Rather harsh, but who doesn't want DeCaprio to meet a terrible demise?


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