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Georgia Rule Caption Contest
Winner: MR_MUCUS
"The only 'love bug' you have is gonorrhea."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Top Ten foxjedi
- I didn't say you were a "sour puss" I said you had a...forget it. foxjedi
- "Good news! The Katie Homes-Tom Cruise experiment is working!" vectorzero
- You must be at least this tall to go on this ride. ilbrutto
- When Dr. Joe Perry met Steven Tyler. michael3b
- Of course I'll sign you're rehab yearbook, Lindsey. michael3b
- The resuts are in, and you've lost two cup sizes. michael3b
- It's an upskirt site...you'll have to stand. michael3b
- Well, you're the first I've given a daily Rx for the Morning After Pill to. michael3b
- "Gotta hand it to you Lindsay, no could play a slut better than you can" rainman76x
- It was Lindsay's "low hand" that stained the pants Lord_Tarmac
- I’ve got some pics of you from skankyho.com would you autograph them Lord_Tarmac
- "I was just named world's hottest woman!",'Who gives fuck skank" jackofsevens
- "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?", "You mean today?" jackofsevens
- Dr:"Whats stinks?" Lohan:"My snatch" jackofsevens
- I going to cut your skanky head off and use it as a shitter. jackofsevens
- Now that Falwell's dead we can go ahead with the sexchange operation mia_wallace
- "Barefoot and illiterate, you'd make a fine Mormon wife." Mr_Nonsense
- Lohan is a proud member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Skanks. Mr_Nonsense
- MMMMMMMMM. That's not what I meant by a hummer. Lord_Tarmac
- The results are back; Crankyland actually hates you more than Melody Griffi Lord_Tarmac
- Mission Impossible 4... The Lohan literacy project Lord_Tarmac
- Well Miss, your test results are in, you have Herpes scarlet_ohara
- Good Lindsey booook yes its a booook now say booook Lord_Tarmac
- "It was a black lab coat before she sneezed." The_Shill
- Finally!! A lab tech that willingly works in her underwear. MR_BIG
- "I thought I ordered the 'nappy headed ho' model, not the 'dumb blonde'" stationkj
- He should have realized the smile meant she planned to snowball him. www.piranhakeeper.com
- "Wanna know why they call me 'Fire Crotch?'" megankoumori
- No, your lab results fill the top drawer of that filing cabinet over there. smeans
- Proof that JFK was killed by ... wait, aren't you Lindsey Lohan? dlew919
- "Lindsay, you've been huffing on the fire extinguisher again, haven't you?" rainman76x
- "Even after Dave Thomas's death, Wendy's continues to clone new mascots." Mr_Nonsense
- "I've got a prairie home; you'd make a fine companion..." Mr_Nonsense
- "Hmmm....I need to do that breat exam...again." Mr_Nonsense
- "You have an incredibly large penis for a girl your age." Mr_Nonsense
- "Lohan smiled, not telling Jane Fonda how badly she had aged." Mr_Nonsense
- "I'm an actoress. An actingress. Wait... no an actressor. I'M IN MOVIES!" Nathan_Jr
- The urge to spit right in her face overwhelmed him like an powerful orgasm. Nathan_Jr
- "Why are you smiling? Wait... where have all the laxatives gone?" Nathan_Jr
- "Hello doctor!" "Shut the fuck up bitch." Nathan_Jr
- "I'm sorry Lindsey but your skankiness has made me forget my lines again." Nathan_Jr
- It didn't take long for the 7th Grade teacher to spot the left back student Nathan_Jr
- Ms Lohan it's time for your check up... and by 'check up' I mean anal sex. Nathan_Jr
- Mr. Johnson was about to embark on an After School Special of his own! Nathan_Jr
- "I'm an alcoholic! I was in Rehab!" - "Of course you are ya dumb bitch." Nathan_Jr
- Well first off Ms Lohan, we will be requiring you to wear clothes in Rehab. Nathan_Jr
- For God's sake put some clothes on you skanky bitch. Nathan_Jr
- Remeber when I said the best part of you slid down my leg? Lord_Tarmac
- Lindsey I seem to have pissed myself again, time for another tongue bath. Lord_Tarmac
- "Tell your supervisor that I LOVE the new AccountTemps uniforms!" Scumby
- How about some oral? I've already seen your snatch. RidingFool
- "I was laughing so hard that I pissed my pants." Scumby
- "that wasn't a glass of milk on my desk..." stationkj
- Some years later Dakota Fanning starts getting desperate for work. stationkj
- So easy a caveman could do her mia_wallace
- "Actually, Mss Lohan, positive for STD is a *bad* thing..." Tank Boy
- "Nice pigtails. Now call me 'Daddy'." Xur
- "Federal Law requires your hootie to be registered as an automatic weapon." CrazyEddy
- OK smiley, where'd you hide that stick of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter? foxjedi
- Whatever STD you have just ate through the beaker. foxjedi
- Yes, I said "You filthy tramp!" but I meant "Good morning." foxjedi
- "After you finish with the general ledger, I'm gonna need a blowjob." Scumby
- The good news is that you'll have a disease named after you... dlew919
- "Yes, you've been infected by the Lovebug." Cannon_Fodder
- "Sure baby, I can prescribe anything I want." Cannon_Fodder
- "I found your 'missing' tongue depressors" fellow_consumer
- So are you anxious about Father's Day? <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine....<NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- GOD THIS IS JUST WAY TOO EASY!!! Wait....then again so is Lindsey! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Do you really do what it says on the bathroom wall? <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Goddammit no matter how I try I can't make your name rhyme with 'whore'. Goldfish In The Toilet
- You are the new ride at Disneyland???? <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Do you realize how much the people in Crankland hate your skanky ass? <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "Good news first: you're a perfectly well-adjusted celebrity. fellow_consumer
- "Okay, you scratch my crack and I'll supply yours." fellow_consumer
- "Miss Lohan, I wouldn't mind a little blow either." fellow_consumer
- Lindsay doesn't just bring chemistry to her roles, she brings a chemist. fellow_consumer
- Better acting through chemistry. fellow_consumer
- "Grundle didn't realize rohypnol wore off so quickly." Jeff_Probst
- "I'm actually veterinarian, but since you're a bitch I can treat you." Mr_Nonsense
- Did you see the size of that chicken? ilbrutto
- "Yeah I know--but they don't sell labcoats at Victoria's Secret, ok?" rainman76x
- "Aren't you the one in jail for 45 days? Oh right, that's the other skank" rainman76x
- They used the fire extinguisher to cave Fonda's head in... foxjedi
- Well, you're nowhere near the super-bitch status ofJane Fonda. foxjedi
- Would you snort coke off of... foxjedi
- I'm sorry you'll have to repeat yourself I don't speak Skank Lord_Tarmac
- Lookingly into her eyes, he suddenly knew what 'dimly lit' truly meant gamerarocks
- Annoyingly 'Cute and perky' causes 'Forgot my line' once again gamerarocks
- "I have here the few nude pictures of you that haven't been posted online." Mr_Nonsense
- No I do not consider your crabs 'pets'. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- If you are sitting on my thermometer I don't want it back. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Lindsey did you ever see that show on A&E called 'Intervention'? <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- I don't care what the director told you that is NOT an 'oral exam'! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- You've been drinking the scope again haven't you? <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Sorry but it's true....you can't cure ugly. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- No I didn't say you have 'Herbies' I said you have HERPIES! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "I'm sorry. Your I.Q. test came back negative." Huddleston
- House bolted upon seeing Lohan, leaving Dr. Chase to do the dirty work. Huddleston
- For christ's sake girl herpes is NOT a 'love bug'. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Drew Barrymore called - she'd like her youth copied by someone cooler. RogueDragon
- You are a dumb, skanky, nasty little white trash bitch Lohan. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Have you seen my Oxycodone? <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- I bet the director is used to seeing you from this angle. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The tests say you're less overexposed than Britney or Paris... Otm_Shank
- The bad news - you have AIDS. The good news - the other STDs killed it. mojito
- No LiLo, testing positive for HIV is bad. RogueDragon
- Someone ought to bitch slap the folks at Disney for ever hiring you. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- I'm using drugs because I'm in a movie with you...what's your excuse Lohan? RogueDragon
- You know, in this light, and at that angle...you still look like a whore RogueDragon
- The test results are back. Don't *ever* touch me again. mojito
- So medicare pays if I bill it as a "therapeutic massage"? Sweet! mojito
- What do you mean the director already gave you a cervical exam? <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Alright Lohan those were my golf balls not ben-wah balls. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- You have your pager in vibrate mode dont you? <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- I'm not a doctor, I just play one in bad movies. JPBuckner
- You should see the size of the folder with your bad reviews in it. JPBuckner
- Nobody puts Baby in a folder! JPBuckner
- A lady always swallows...Georgia Rule! Lord_Tarmac
- Confession: This isn't a sperm bank, and I wasn't out of plastic cups. TooCool13
- The St. Elsewhere revival didn't work as well as planned stationkj
- "I know you have the paperboy under your desk, but could you get the phone" stationkj
- "Why no, thats not a thermometer in my pocket!" stationkj
- Roman Polanski's assistant was the "it" job this year stationkj
- "at some point your are going to have to spit or swallow, ya know?" stationkj
- I've reviewed your entry form and I'd like to welcome you into my cult stationkj
- Uncle Ted always like to play doctor when he would watch the kids stationkj
- Score 1 for "Take your daughter to work" day stationkj
- 1. Put a hole in the folder 2. Put your junk in that folder. TooCool13
- "What do you mean my Breast Inspector License is expired!!! NOOOO!!!!!!!!!" sonofthedummy
- "But Doctor, I'm not sure working topless will generate more business..." sonofthedummy
- "So, umm, come here often?" sonofthedummy
- "Most of my patients don't itemize their own bills." Mr_Nonsense
- "I kunt hear you, I have an ear infucktion, but tits ok, I'll finger it out Screwed_the_Pooch
- "Well, the results are in. You're our highest banking prostitute this year. Screwed_the_Pooch
- Bad Captions Rule Mr_Nonsense
- The tests are back, and it's official. Your career is dead. JPBuckner
- Miss Lohan, all the purging in the world won't get rid of those freckles... Otm_Shank
- With 28 Weeks Later released the same day everyone wondered Lord_Tarmac
- Caption Contest mojo
- One Flew Over the Cuckold's Nest ben243243
- Then Lindsay says, "You had me a pap." nickumoh
- "Please, miss, I just that that chair cleaned." MR_MUCUS
- So who do you think has gotten ass reamed more you or your dad? <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- That whole book is filled with your past sexual partners? <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Sorry Ms Lohan but there just isn't a cure for being white trash. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- ...and besides, this town is full of cornpone country pussy. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The DNA proves that you are the evil Olsen triplet! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Lindsay was right that ''air-typing'' really does attract doctors Bobo
- You dumb bimbo you don't have to study for a breast exam! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Of course you smell dick, I just burped. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "Ya got me. I'm not a gynecologist." Scumby
- You know you are right., it is a miracle you havent gotten the clap yet. Goldfish In The Toilet
- Oh crap! Another piss test? <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Ms Lohan? The tests are back and you are officially a whore. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Just My Lick nickumoh
- "A Prairie HMO Companion" MR_MUCUS
- So, you think its funny that you gave me genital herpes? RogueDragon
- Kid, you just don't get Casual Fridays, do you? nickumoh
- "Twat did you say, young lady...er...What did you say?" MR_MUCUS
- "I don't mind my receptionist dressing casually, but that's pushing it." MR_MUCUS
- Dr. Grundle lamented "Damn, that rohypnol wears off too quickly." MR_MUCUS
- "A cold? No, you'd need to see a real doctor, I'm just a chiropractor." MR_MUCUS
- "Turns out your clitoris is actually located in the back of your throat." MR_MUCUS
- Good news Lindsay. After careful examination you don't have prostate cancer nickumoh
- "When I said, "Bring my Notebook", that's not the one I meant." die maus
- "What? All gynecologists keep photo albums of their patients' vaginas." MR_MUCUS
- "When I said "Bring me my Notebook, that's not the one I meant"". die maus
- "Is it true you named your vagina 'the parent trap'?" MR_MUCUS
- "The only 'love bug' you have is gonorrhea." MR_MUCUS
- "Miss, I have to admit I'm jealous of your long hair." die maus
- "We've been through this before, 'Herbie' is just car. It's not 'alive'." MR_MUCUS
- Later the doctor explained that internet pictures weren't enough... quipster
- "Your rehab would go a lot better if you'd stop forging prescriptions." MR_MUCUS
- "I bet you ten bucks you can't spell "labcoat"". die maus
- So, when's your dad getting out of jail? Scumby
- Scumby Scumby
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