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Get Rich or Die Tryin' Caption Contest
Winner: JPBuckner
"And you were there Tin Man, and Scarecrow, and you too, Shank Ho."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Captions:
- Notice that Cranky picked one Aron liked MR_MUCUS
- What, pray tell, is a shank ho? Mr_Honky
- "Aron wakes up and realizes that Mr. Cranky's was just a dream." MR_MUCUS
- Damn! I guess he died tryin' Nuke_Mecca
- damn! this some GOOD shit! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Brotha aint got a dime. Whadya expec? Let's go jump a white boy! Nuke_Mecca
- Get Rich or Die Tryin Caption Sarita
- African-Americans after a Michael Jackson sighting. vectorzero
- No,but it wasn't a dream,it was a place. And you,and you,and you where ther Blunt
- "Fiddy, you can't shoot first and ask questions later!" MR_MUCUS
- We are being oppressed! SBC-Jester21
- I'd try to help, but all we know is killing in a black outfit. SBC-Jester21
- There are many black people in this picture, &one of them has fallen down!! Mr_Honky
- "Don't even bother! We all know 911 is a joke!" MR_MUCUS
- Quick! Give him a snort from this magic vial of coke around my neck! The_Angry_Negro
- Damn, I didn't think the haircut you gave him wuz that bad! The_Angry_Negro
- Here, we brought you your last request for a lap dance. The_Angry_Negro
- Damn dog, you didn't say we wuz goin' to a klan party! The_Angry_Negro
- A scene from The Cosby Reunion Show one can only dream about Coaster
- Getting Zonked in Snoop Dogg's new program, TheWreck
- Last time I'm tellin' ya. Don't sell da white stuff to da white bitch-she's Captive ate it
- a young and inexperienced Forest Whitaker waits to be fed another line. jpop12
- "The wimpiest reaction ever to gangsta movie violence" Dan_in_Cincinnati
- "Scene from 'Alien: In Da Hood' " Parca_Mortem
- "Fucking dog stole my skateboard, man!" MR_MUCUS
- Ten things to do in harlem when you're dead. Junk_Yard_Dog
- "Nah, I'm alright. I was just sleep pimpin', dawg." Mr_Nonsense
- "Shoe shine, gov'nuh?" Drew_Atreides
- "Before I die, 50, you must know...Eminem...isn't really.....black..." Drew_Atreides
- Tyrone passed out after learning that the watermelon factory... HomeSkillet
- Git rich or die tryin'. HomeSkillet
- Yo, I've fallen and I can't get up, muthafuckas!!! HomeSkillet
- Curtis, Tina and Randy watched their friend's last moments, but Fat Freddy PiscesJest
- "Who ordered the pizza?" Skanky Dan
- "I ain't trying to disrespect; I just forgot friday was Jean Jacket Day!" MR_MUCUS
- I should of worked at Capital One! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- What's In YOUR Wallet! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- "Two words: 'tic tac.'" Oort
- Harlems Angels: Fully Throttled In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Caption In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- "I see...black people!" Mr_Nonsense
- I'd give you mouf-to-mouf, but you ain't got no LIPS, cuz! hotkarl
- "So what! I got shot NINE TIMES! NIIIIINE TIIIIMES, bitch!" Parca_Mortem
- "Yet another victim of bad music at Madonna's CD release party" Parca_Mortem
- CAPTION: "Guess he died tryin'" M_H
- Caption: "I sez rosebud, beeotch!" ashfordcrane
- Hey! I can see your brain through your nose! daz
- Dude, that was one UGLY ass ho I saw in the street. daz
- Turn my head left so I can see your crotch I_Hate_Movies
- Caption:" OHMY GOD THEY KILLED CARLTON BASTARDS" Critico
- Has Forrest Wittaker Gained Weight? Bobo
- "An example of a good Nigga" jackofsevens
- "Well, at least they gave him his last request of a lap dance." TMundo
- "I said....White Castle....Dammit......" Drew_Atreides
- Caption: You're kneeling.. on my groin." Cannon_Fodder
- Caption : "When I'm dead, stuff my body with crab meat" Rajah
- "Brothers gonna work it out" Throwing_Muses
- "Hmmm...this G'd go down nice in a bernaise sauce!" Throwing_Muses
- "Yo, meet the G that killed me" Throwing_Muses
- "Bitch stop dyin'!" Throwing_Muses
- "And that was how the Fat Albert series finale began..." Drew_Atreides
- "Look closely and you can see the spectre of DEATH in the background" Drew_Atreides
- Fatal shooting at Waterfront movie theater leaves a trail of blood Captain_Lance_Murdoch
- CAPTION: "Slipped? No! I MEANT for this to happen!" Wallee_Pipps
- CAPTION: "No idiots! I said, 'Knight to Queen's bishop THREE!. . . Wallee_Pipps
- CAPTION: "Water, my ass! Get this man some Pepto-Bismol." gnosticdogma
- And you were there Tin Man, and Scarecrow and you too, Shank Ho. JPBuckner
- Which one of you gave me mouth to mouth? daz
- "Lil Kim thinks up yet another sad alibi." Monster Zero
- Quick, take his wallet! Xur
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