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When I was watching this movie, it came to me that Val Kilmer resembled a Twinkie. His pasty, white-cream filling face and golden hair gave it away.
I thought that Kilmer was representing The Nation of Twinkie and went to spread the Gospel according to Hostess, but has met difficulties from the rambling meany Cupcake and his fellow chocolates. The loyal Ho-Ho tried hard to preserve order while Val Twinkie tried to build a package big enough to wrap Africa with. Soon, another disaster erupts when two lions start eating the worker Cupcakes and Ho-Hos. They were found torn from their packages and their fillings licked clean. This forces Kilmer to brave the jungle and kill these mouths so the country can be properly packaged and sealed for freshness. Suddenly, more and more pastries are disappearing from their shelves or eaten and left for dead in the plains.
To help aid in the hunt, Val enlists the aid of a peach Fruit-pie named Remmington. He has this gift of sensing when a person is going to eat him. They travel out into the vast wilderness, the Twinkie and the Fruit-pie, to search the lions den. When they look inside, the see to their horror *GASP* all those wrappers on the floor. "Oh my gowd, Mouths never had a lair like this. . . They are doing it for the pleasure!"
Now, I'm sitting there in the theater and thinking, "Damn right. Shoot, if I came across a stash of Cupcakes and Twinkies, I'd go nuts too!"
In the end, of course, the glorious Val "Twinkie" Kilmer and Remmington the unwanted Fruit-pie with peach filling, though he did die after the first (casualty of hunger), kill the so-called evil lions and the Cupcakes and Ho-Hos return to the wrapping of Africa.
This goes to show you. Never watch a movie on an empty stomach!
(..........................),
Dr. What?
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