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LEONARDO DICAPRIO:
So, um, what do you think about the environment?
PRESIDENT CLINTON:
I think it's a good thing for America, and Americans need to have it, and I envision a day, a day where Al Gore sits in the White House and then the environment shall be given to the 21st century. For our children.
LD:
Wow...umm. (shuffles notes) What do you think about greenhouse effects?
PC:
I believe that the American people stand behind me when I say that tobacco companies should pay for the greenhouse effects they've dumped into our rivers and children
LD:
Yeah.....coo..umm....what about dolphins with....no uhh....I can't...find.....
PC:
Take your time, young man. I'll just amuse myself with these playing cards with naked women on them
LD:
I....I got it, Mr. President! I got the question!..YAHO....umm....wait...okay..here..what about air and water...should they uhh....be clean?
PC:
Uhh....yes, I mean NO!...oh wait
LD:
No, it's yes! You're were right the first time, Mr. President.
PC:
Well, that's swell. Hey, you can call me Mr. President Sir.
LD:
Ok, umm .....oh heres one about mud. Do you think....
PC:
Oh.....Young man, I'm beat. Let's call it a day. Come up to the house, we'll get some beers, watch some Smackdown, maybe throw rocks at Janet Reno. Whaddya say? We'll continue this tomorrah.
LD:
Wow.
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