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Hi you guys, long time no see. -Wow, how overfamiliar can you get? This isn't a Jenny Craig forum and no one wants to see you again or in a long time.
I haven't been around to see you guys lately, and in the interim, a lot has happened. -Yes, a lot has happened; your ass grew, you still continue to spew shit from your keyboard into this forum, and I'm pretty sure that you have become massively ugly.
For one thing, two close family members passed away in about the last year and a half. So, I've been kind of not in the mood. Plus I've been responsible for a lot of the not so fun post death duties. -This is a movie forum, not a "Gee, my family died so I'm going to post my whining here" forum. Lay off the booze you hag. No-one cares what mood you are in because however you are feeling, it does nothing but piss everyone off.
And there's another reason I haven't visited here. It just seemed like everybody was getting too mean, and I didn't want to have to deal with that. But now I have to... -THEY ARE MEAN BECAUSE THIS IS A MOVIE FORUM YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF SH*T. What the f*ck does that mean, "But now I have to"? Are you on a mission from God or something? You have the free will to eat sh*t and die, try that sometime.
Because you see, I was one of the offenders. To understate the matter rather severely, I was mean here to one of my co- workers, and she found out and found the posts. And now, to try to make up to her just a little, I'm posting a public apology to her as quoted below, at her request. -Offenders? Are you a child f*cker or something? I don't think that a apology is going to unstretch that person's anus.
And I have a request too, please, please, please do not make things worse for me by responding at all. Please don't post snide or snotty comments or say anything negative about my co-worker. If you want to make fun of ME for being stupid, have at it, but please, please, please don't, do not, post anything negative about my co-worker. -TOO F*CKING BAD. Go to another forum and cry you pathetic piece of shit. Go to your AOL chatroom and commit fallatio on a 12yr old boy.
I appreciate the heck out of your cooperation. -F*CK YOU
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Dear Jessalyn,
-Dear person whom I f*cked over because I'm worthless
I am going to try to apologize here,
-I am going to try to be annoying to other forum members as
humanly possible
like I did in person, with complete sincerity to you and total shame and mortification on my part. I really, really appreciate your letting me try to make this right to the extent that I can. I know nothing can truly take away the pain and embarrassment that I caused you, but I’m so very grateful that you’re letting me try. I don’t deserve it, but thank you anyway. -blah blah blah-- your precariousness makes me throw up a little, grow some balls you lackluster whore.
-The rest is some sentimental bullshit that attempts to explain her bitterness without proving a thing. You are the decision you make you crazy insensitive bitch. You are the sum of all the decisions you make and you have no right to apologize. Once a bitch, always a bitch-- you bitch. You can't fuck someone over and then post a blog in a forum expecting that person to forgive you. You f*cked up, you are a fuck-up, and I hope that person never sees you again because If I were you I'd disfigure you to make your body look like your personality: very cheap, insincere, and whore-like.
Again, I am very, very sorry for all the pain and humiliation I caused you, and I am very thankful for your letting me have a chance to apologize and fix it. -There isn't any chance to fix anything. Please die.
Sincerely,
-Your enemy
Karen
-shiteater Karen
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Thank you.
-F*CK YOU
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