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Gigli

Mr. Cranky's rating:
4 Bombs

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http://www.stopbenaffleck.com jamesbeswick
You became a leech? yerskata
blowed! feline-ah
- You almost sound surprised *nt* GenoN64
Public Apology to Jessalyn Leyra Karen_G
- Re: Public Apology to Jessalyn Leyra 0wNa6e
- You thought wrong, dumbname. X-MEGAMAN
Praise for Gigli from rottentomatoes.com! Xur
- Damn formatting. Xur
- Re: Praise for Gigli from rottentomatoes.com! feline-ah
Anybody up for lynching Nader? The_Innocent_Bystander
- Right on Coaster
- Nader is good policy... blinx77
- Plus all of this is a moot point.... blinx77
- I wonder if Democrats would do better to absorb Nader than attack him. Theodoric
- Re: Anybody up for lynching Nader? jwilson07
Saw a bunch of movies this week Marion
- Graham Greene books don't transfer well to film... Slothrop
- "fair to middlin'"? MR_MUCUS
Head Spinning Satire Cartoon The_Innocent_Bystander
- I'm in tears... PsychoRabbit
- Ahh...vicious attacks on the Bush family. MR_MUCUS
Gigli: currently #2 on IMDB's bottom 100... M_H
- Gigli now at #1 Throwing_Muses
- Neither of those movies ... ModernBummer
- #7 made a good MS3K ep too. Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
Gigli makes less than 4 million in opening weekend Theodoric
- Severing any remaining ties to credibility, Ebert gives it 2 1/2 stars Theodoric
- I saw Ebert and Roper at the Movies yesterday. MR_MUCUS
- SWAT will be worthwhile. Colin Farrell will MAKE IT SO! Drew_Atreides
- No shit! Just look at the reviews Jewels
- SWAT, another Hollywood piece of SHIT!! roboslacker
- Colin Farrel is hot. jessica-renee
- Re: Gigli makes less than 4 million in opening weekend skidmark
- EBERT AND ROPER get a hard on watching casablanca skidmark
- How do I say this? Monster_Zero
if this was a movie about a lesbian converting a straight person to solarfox
- That's not true. TCP
- Re: if this was a movie about a lesbian converting a straight person to solarfox
- solarfox TCP
- Except me. Xur
- Well, that goes without saying. TCP
- blah blah roboslacker
- Not to worry! Xur
- Robo Xur
- robo TCP
- true roboslacker
- Also -- TCP
- Ha ha. Xur
- right roboslacker
I wonder if this could have a "backwards backlash"... M_H
- It'll need to be a tidal wave to make back the film's cost of $54 mil... Throwing_Muses
- A lot of the problem is the 'celebrity couple' thing. Throwing_Muses
Boooo.... The_Hate_Guy
"Gigli" is pronounced like "really" 0b1knob
- I prefer the alternative pronunciation Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
yosimite brett
Pundits on the loose... The_Innocent_Bystander
- Ha! Theodoric
*That's* what this movie is about?! TCP
- Yeah, it's pretty high on the badtaste-o-meter Theodoric
- In a perfect world this film will bomb and derstroy their careers MR_MUCUS
- Ya, it vould derstroy der footures! Accented_ MR_MUCUS
- Just imagine Critico
- SHUT UP, DYKE! Ken_Kaminski
- If Goatboy had been in the test audience... Bickle
- Re: *That's* what this movie is about?! brett
"Jiggly" Tom_Udo
A Patriotic Lawsuit The_Innocent_Bystander
An article regarding Chimpy The_Innocent_Bystander
- Joe Conason is a partisan hack and a shill... Theodoric
- It's chimparific! ArchQStanton
Hollywood crapfest Farkus
- How low can J-Low go? ArchQStanton
- Re: Hollywood crapfest Staropramen
I AM TURNED ON BY A FLACCID COCK. LTR
American Gigli Theodoric
- Gig(l)i Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- Giglit Goes Hawaiin Coaster
- American Booty forklift
- The Beverly HillGiglis good_jetpack_boy
forums 2/3 archivist
Ass-firsties! Jack-Em-Up_JACKAL
- Re: Ass-firsties! brett
- Bass-ottomsies! Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- Today on Bassmasters... Becky_Sharp

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