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I am thoroughly disappointed in this review.
Last week's Tomb Raider review was funny. The Battlefield Earth review is one of personal favorites, but it looks like Cranky just mailed it in on this one.
When a bad movie comes along you need to whip out the big guns and come up with some clever quote-worthy shit.
Other critic's got their licks in,
"...the stuff the Mystery Science Theatre 3000's are made of."
"If you're going to skip one movie this year - Make it 'Gigli'!"
"It is an exquisitely bad movie: One to be savoured, marvelled over, shared with friends and generally appreciated in a state of awestruck wonder."
"'Gigli' is so horrible I had to go cleanse my palate afterward by watching 'Glitter'."
"'Gigli' pretends to be a sophisticated comedy of the sexes yet it’s written with the adolescent gusto of a 50- year-old who’s finally discovered that a penis goes inside a vagina."
"...embalmed in the deadening juices of Affleck and Lopez's throwaway celebrity."
"Every generation gets the celebrities they deserve, but what have we done to deserve 'Gigli'?"
I love it when critics pile on and try to top each other.
I'm just offended that the straight reviews are funnier than Cranky's.
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