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Girls, I *know* how important this movie is, so I took stand and went to screen it for us. And males, if you *don't* like me then stop reading, because I *don't* care what you think!
First, I do *not* like that saddle-bag-silicon-hag Demi Moore, who stars in G.I. JANE. I almost burst my bladder when I saw her careening around the stage bouncing her implants and gyrating her ass in that *total* penis-pumping-demo-reel STRIPTEASE. A *total* pile of man-heap and I *didn't* like it. The kind of load you wouldn't forgive an actress for.
What NELL was for flail-whore-Foster is what STRIPTEASE is to Bi-Sack-Demi. Two *worthless* man-movies and I *don't* like them.
Second, Ridley Scott is one of the *better* man-directors of the time. He made the *total* classic ALIEN with Sigourney Weaver, AND he did the *awesome* chick-flick THELMA & LOUISE. The only explanation is that Ridley Scott is sterile.
Much better than other geeky man-directors like Steven "Hard-on" Spielberg! He *never* has women in the lead, and when he does take the time to let a female enlighten his BS man-movies, they're always featured as sex-objects! That man-BASTARD! INDIANA JONES, CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND, HOOK, the list goes on and on! Spielberg: Guilty! All lame man-movies with some little sex-bomb caressing the hero. Especially the *stupid* Indiana Jones series with that *total* corndog bastard Harrison Ford. Why isn't there an INDIANA JANE, Spielberg? Grrnnaaahhh! You dirty man-bastard!
The movie (G.I. JANE) itself was *totally* enjoyable for a woman. Men probably won't like it because they get their butt kicked big-time by a hard-bodied Moore! This is a *very* realistic movie.
It starts off by a female senator convincing the senate that a woman can do *anything* a man can do, even go through Navy SEALs training. Soon, Silicon-Superwoman Demi Moore is on her way to Florida for the military-man-training. From the minute she gets there, Demi kicks butt and takes names by finishing "Hell Week" and all other obstacales the man-BASTARDs have set up for her, including the *total* bull-heap-dishing Master Sergeant who's on her case from day one.
And after all the man-crap she went through, Jordan O'neal (Demi) comes out on top of ALL the man-bastards who laughed at her and threatened her man-sexually, and becomes a Navy SEAL. She even gets to go on an Arab-ass-kicking-man-meant-mission and ends up saving the Master Sergeant's *worthless* life.
G.I. JANE is one of the better films of the decade girls, go see it if you haven't! And men... You can go see it, but do *not* come tell me how bad it was just because Scott (director) puts all the men in their places (the dirt). You know as well as I that G.I. JANE is a masterpiece. And I *don't* have to take your man-crap! Arrrggaaah! This is just a big pile of *steaming* rabbit-pellets, I'm outta here.
- Helen the Dyke
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