1) So, did you get Monday off?
*Monday? Huh?
2) What did you do over the weekend?
*I lead a weekend men's group, we specialize in ritual killings.
3) See any cool movies?
*I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
4) Read any cool books?
*I read "The Boat Rocker" by Terence Mann.
5) Go anywhere interesting?
*I went to rock and roll heaven
6) What was your opinion of Columbus when you were little?
*The only thing Columbus discovered was that he was lost!
7) And now what do you think of him?
*Look, all I know is that Columbus discovered Ohio in 1776!
8) And finally, what ship was the best, the Nina, Pinta, or Santa Maria?
*I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.
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