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I hath viewed with growing impudence the invasion of our fair Crankyland by the Conquorer and his evil clones. Thus, I am choosing the Crankydestined. I am in need of eight human-handled Crankyzens and eight animal/monster- handled Crankyzens. They will be paired off and entrusted with the Crests of Cranky. The animal/monster-handled Crankyzens, now dubbed the Crankymon, will then be able to Crankyvolve to new levels, in order to help their human Crankydestined companions save Crankyland!
Now, I inquire of thee, who wants to save Crankyland? Choose one of the following Crests of Cranky. Only two Crankyzens may posses each crest, as stated above. The Crests and their respective already volunteering Crankydestined are:
Crest of Beer Balls
Crankymon: none yet; Pet Human: the Wreck
Crest of Idiocy
Crankymon: now Junk Yard Dog and Bad Monkey will have to fight over it; Pet Human: none yet
Crest of Bitchyness
Kaoru-Dono wants this all by his/her lonesome. (s)He will be at a huge disadvantage there.
Crest of Dissilusion
Crankymon: none yet; Pet Human: Ken Kaminski
Crest of Dullness
Crankymon: none yet; Pet Human: Little Round Top
Crest of Grudging Tolerance
Crankymon: none yet; Pet Human: Whack Chick and Mr. Holmgreen will have to fight over it.
Crest of Baldfaced Lying
Crankymon: none yet; Pet Human: Mayorbob
Crest of Random Weirdness
Crankymon: Mad-Ness Monster (also wanted bitchyness but Kaoru-Dono refuses a Crankymon); Pet Human: Wulfgar
As you can planely see, there are a disproportionate number of human Crankydestined and Crankymon. We need to be ready for our attack on the Evil Conquorer clones (and all those other clones that annoy the hell out of us) by next week.
War is brewing. I can feel it in my spleen.
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