04/19/04: Well She Better Damn Well Get Naked For Me !!!

Posted By: Mad_Scottsman

I've never seen nor heard of this beyatch, and I've never seen an episode of "24". But that doesn't change the fact that Mr. Cranky is dead on. Strip it, bitch! Fucken take it all off! What are you waiting for? I do not demand nudity in a film (well, I may be lying). But I do demand that when the film is about sex, there had better be SEX! That includes this Elisha Cuthbert. I’ve never seen her, but if she’s playing a porn star, she’s probably hot.

I have some news for this Luke Greenfield: If you present such a film, believe me, I learn before going whether any actress got naked. If I find that the main bitch keeps her clothes on, I DON’T GO TO THE THEATRE! I DON’T SPEND THE MONEY! YOU DON’T GET ANY NEWS OF GOOD RECEIPTS! I’M THAT POWERFUL!

Now, let’s talk about this current piece of snatch, Miss Cuthbert, who, first of all, needs a new last name. Why didn’t she get naked? It’s probably something to do with her body. Maybe the hang of her tits aren’t “marketable”. I object to this obsession that I, as a male between the ages of 25 and 45, want to see breasts with a particular shape to them, especially that tear-drop or cheerleader naked hang on nice C+ cups. This is not the case.

My girlfriend after P. B. was, I know this sounds dumb, P. A. (You’d think P. A. would come first, then P. B.) Anyway, P. A. had a very interesting hang to her tits, and they weren’t commercial looking. But all of her was great. 112 lbs. At ages nineteen through twenty-three. Nice thin legs, WHICH DID NOT “JOIN HER ASS”, AS NOTHING IS MORE UNATTRACTIVE THAN A GIRL WITHOUT A DEFINATIVE BUTT. Also, unlike P. B., this chick was a rock star in bed, and loved experimentation. We had an amazing MMF at a chamber club. What a fucking rush! Another Mexi, like my wife, Vero. There were other things, too. But I take too many liberties with this review.

So, Mr. Greenfield, I am not reviewing this film because you did not put any puss in it. You didn’t get my $8.50, or $6.00. Loser.

Mad Scottsman

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