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I have a freend who works for tha FBI & he taped a phone converrsation between Shrilly & SlopDrop tha otther nite!!!!! Heer it is!!!!!!!!:
Shrilly: Hay, Sloppy, do U know how much i sufferred???? I lost it all & now I know whot true sufferring is!!!!! Scuze me 4 a sec, I gots ta take a anty-depressent pill....OK , IMe back!!
Slopdrop: U know Ime a expert on Psichotic Floozeys, donet u??? I allso sleept in a Holliday inn!!!...hahhhhahahah
Shrilly: O Sloppy, yure so wittey!!!! If onley yoo had a weener Ide have lots & lots of sluttey sex wit u!!!! Dhats why I hates dhat DDDMajic so much!!!!!!! She gets 2 do tha wiled thing 50 times a day wit Mr. Wonderful while I gots 2 heer about yure portfolyo 500 times a day...not dhat Ime complaneing cauze looooossssserrrrrs likes U & me luves companny!!!!!!
Slopdrop: Donet blames me 4 not haveing a weener, my littel honney!!!! Beesides, yure loose as a tub of cottage cheese after all tha looooooserrrrs & retards U sleept wit so whot woold it matter?????? At leest I has a great portfolyo!!! I did mention I has a great portfolyo dind't I????
Shrilly: UHHHH!!! I hates dhat DDDMajic!!!! She gots dhat great rack & bootylicious booty & snapper & her & Mr. Wonderful just do it likes rabbitts!!!!!! Butt, at leest I has my pills 2 gets me thru tha day!!!!!!!
Slopdrop: Of coorse, my own littel white Oprah!!!! I gots 2 go, I gots some commic books 2 reed!!!!! Ile tallk 2 ya tomorrow & lets yoo in all tha latest news of my portfolyo!!!!!
Shrilly: Yehh!!!! I gots 2 go & bye some batterys & vasseline!!!! Dhen, I gots 2 post some sarcastic reemarks at Mr. Cracky's 2 fool tha suckers into thinking dhat makes me a intellegent chikk!!!! OOOOOOOH, I hates dhat DDMajic!!!!!! She thinks she so HOT-T-T-T-T!!!!! U know, I was HOT-T-T-T-T 2 one time!!!!!!!!!!!
Sloppdrop: Shure deer, yehh rite!!! HHHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!
Shrilly: Wotch yure mouth, No Weener Boy!!!!!!!
(Shrilly hangs up!!!!)
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