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My wife has told me that I shouldn’t write these reviews if I haven’t seen the film. Personally, I fail to see any correlation. But she wines. I stay married to her because she is one fine piece of ass. Just ask two of my best friends, and my brother. I have this thing for 5’5” Mexies with rack. (Oh, just so you know I’m not a sicko, I haven’t shared my wife with my brother or my friends, they’ve just seen her nude from the hidden “clock cam” in our bathroom. We have this club, and, well, we get to check out all of our beyatches during some of their more intimate moments. Just so you don’t think I’m some swinger-perv.)
Oh, yeah, I was going to review GGW. I don’t see what the problem is here. You’d think with all of the girls wining, this was the death of the Republic!
The thing that would bring about reciprocity to all of this is NOT male nudity. I’ve got a nearly flat stomach and am hung pretty well, but Vero still laughs when I’m naked. Go figure. Yeah, she likes a guy’s cock as much as any woman (well, maybe a little more, according to the front line of the Villanova Preparatory Catholic High School football team, who I met at the 5 year reunion. I got the impression Veronica was quite popular in her sophomore year and onward. Still, I didn’t need to hear about the locker room paint-ball gun story.)
So, how can a similar film be made to put women on the same level as men. I mean, all of these complaints by the other reviewers, wining about how women debase themselves, etc… I mean, who cares. It’s just the nature of the beast. Women at age 20 need to be sexually exploited like Ted Kennedy needs to be reminded to wear his pants before walking out on to the floor of the Senate.
When Frank Capra heard that Ronald Reagan was running for President, he remarked, “No, no, no. It’s all wrong. Jimmy Stewart, President. Ronald Reagan, best friend.” I think we have the same thing here. Women asking for men to drop their drawers for a few beads is NOT payback. As Vero proved by being generally disinterested in my shlong unless it’s inside of her, women don’t need to see a bunch of wangs. They need to be fucked by them. Generally, that’s the only thing women think they’re good for, NOT aesthetic pleasure. It is in this vain that Boys Gone Wild should not be about a bunch of naked cacks, but about guys humiliated by having to fuck the girls with them on film.
Just think of the humiliation we males would have to go through: A chick (between age 18 and 33, a little older under certain circumstances) sees a guy she wants to embarrass. She walks up to him with her girlfriend in tow, video cam in hand. She says to the guy, “O kay. Let’s see you put your dick into my pussy for a string of beads, jerkweed!” Followed by, “Time to humiliate yourself by spluging all over my naked tits. Or, if you really want to degrade yourself in public and on video, why not shoot off on my face!” I don’t know about the rest of you guys, but I would be mortified. Having to fuck some strange nubile in front of my cheering, er--- disgusted friends would be something I would never forget, and probably have to revisit during many a poker night (that’s our version of therapy, girls.)
When you think about the need women have to see substantive due process (ask your lawyer) served up to those bad GGW boys, here’s the number one way!
Mad Scottsman
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