From the stage show FORBIDDEN HOLLYWOOD:
"Summer movies kill without guilt
Summer Movies dance in a kilt
E-visc-erate most everyone
This is good family fun"
To be sure, Russell Crowe wears a toga, not a kilt, but he's got a pseduo-Aussie accent, Just like Mr. Gibson, but no sense of humor, unfortunately--also, his thighs aren't nearly as impressive--otherwise . . .
Also, Mel doesn't work with directors who try to make everything look like a perfume commercial--I kept waiting for Karl Lagerfield to come skipping through, squirting everyone with complimentary Chanel no. 5
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