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1) "I've got this great idea/ Why don't we pitch it to the Franklin Fucking Mint/ Fine pewter portraits of general apathy/ And major boredom..."
2) "My name is Dita/ I'll be your mistress tonight/ I'd like to put you in a trance/ If I take you from behind/ Push myself into your mind/ When you least expect it/ Will you try to reject it?/ If I'm in charge and I treat you like a child/ Will you let yourself go wild?/ Let my mouth go where it wants to/ Give it up, do as I say/ Give me love and let me have my way/ I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a truck/ I'll give you love, I'll teach you how to..."
3) "Shine off my old brown shoes/ Put on a brand new shirt/ I'd get home early from work/ If you say that you love me/ Didn't I, didn't I, didn't see you crying?"
4) "I'll serve your ass like John McEnroe/ If your girl steps up, I'm smackin' the ho/ Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs/ I got more rhymes than the Bible's got Psalms."
5) "I've been thinkin' about this relationship/ And I wanna know is this as good as it gets?/ 'Cause we been through the worst time/ And the best time/ But it was our time/ Even if it was part-time/ Now they be lookin' at me, smilin' at me/ Laughin' like we wasn't happy/ But now I know we're never growin'/ And we're gettin' married/ Hard lovin', straight thuggin'/ Bitch I ain't doin' this shit for nothin'."
6) "Blue, blue is the sun/ Brown, brown is the sky/ Green, green are your eyes/ A million miles, a million miles/ Hey, don't you wanna go down/ Like some disgraced cosmonaut/ A million miles below their feet/ A million miles, a million miles."
7) "Tom Thumb, Tom Cushman, or Tom Foolery/ I date women on TV with the help of Chuck Woolery/ Words are flowing out just like the Grand Canyon/ And I'm always out looking for a female companion."
8) "If I fuck me/ I'll fuck me in my own way."
9) "I was trained to fuck you, baby."
10) "I love myself/ I want you to love me/ When I feel down/ I want you above me/ I search myself/ I want you to find me/ I forget myself/ I want you remind me." (Anyone who sings the chorus to this in all caps will get 10 Crankybucks.)
And here's an easy bonus lyric just because:
B) "I wanna see your pussy, show it to me!/ Let me see your pussy, show it to me!/ I wanna pet your pussy, show it to me!/ Show me your pussy, show it to me!"
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