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Glitter
Mr. Cranky's rating:
This film does for musical pseudo biopics what "Showgirls" did for stripper films.
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- Quick point here... Makaveli
- Trust me esyoda
- what was so bad about this movie? esyoda
- Public Apology to Jessalyn Leyra Karen_G
- Whats worse? Amanda
- Don't Kill me But.... LaraCroft
- Glitter : not shining that bright Nina
- God does Mariah Carey suck... NoHitHair
- Glitter returns! This time on DVD!!! Going_Postal
- Mariah now has a good reason to go insane agere128
- No!!!! Not more Mariah - ack!!! Going_Postal
- Mariah is everywhere TheGoddamnExorcist
- Hearts & Minds - If you've got them by the balls, scobie_beasley
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- The requested hot lesbian sex scene is in the "Duckfellas N the Hood" story Aron
- Bi-modal actors mode preference poll! Parca_Mortem
- This is the President... Chess613
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- Does anyone here know German? GI_Joe
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- Oh...yes...the Northwest Crankyland Gathering... badgwendel
- what about southern california? mia_wallace
- we could go to the porno shops in hollywierd mia_wallace
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- I was using it in the following sense... Slothrop
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- Nope. skilly
- Hey... skilly
- Ken... skilly
- I was, oddly, just going to let the whole thing drop Aron
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- Sheesh, so there could be a gathering of Cranky weirdos in Cali? Nukemind
- Oh and Rabbit Nukemind
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- Nukie Coaster
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- The intinerary, Nukemind (Mia, Coaster, and others...) HomeSkillet
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- Bela Lugosi's grave Mia? Nukemind
- AI : Absolutely Intolerable. <spoilers> Throwing_Muses
- THE TALIBAN'S PART IN THE NOT-SO-WACKY WORLD OF SPORTS Mikurtis
- "Off with their heads!" convenor
- "lentil and the Unbreakable Enemy at X-MAN's Gates" Aron
- The new movie release schedule for the remainder of 2001... Parca_Mortem
- New on PlayStation 2... Bulworth
- Quote Quiz - "I am the lizard queen" <NT> scobie_beasley
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- Movie Theatres are doing their part GTBurns
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- tempting offer Anal_Conquerer
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- And zo our army forms... Nothing is scarier than the Gestapo
- Joe loses and is done Destro
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- He seems to have a real problem with the concept of lesbianism. Field Marshal Lucifer_G_61
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- Ve declare to ze Rock zat GI Joe is a moron! None more scarier than the Gestapo
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- A few activities at The GI Joe Let's Help America Gathering! GI_Joe
- The worst thing about Glitter FrontLine-BoxOffice
- October's She said--He said (reviews of "The Deep End" and "Rat Race") Bob_St_Cul
- Ladies & Lesbians! The GI Joe Let's Help America Gathering! GI_Joe
- PsychoRabbit - Hitler's military strategy abilities. scobie_beasley
- "Glitter" didn't even make it in the top ten... Parca_Mortem
- Interesting "Total Recall" tidbit: Drew_Atreides
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- Mariah at the telethon Spanky
- My new Mariah tribute song GTBurns
- Why Mariah's film career is over before it even started. StarGazer
- And now, for something completely different... TheWreck
- If this movie was really about Mariah's rise to the top.... TwistedTenacity
- Mariah Carrey starring in "GONE WITH THE WIND WHICH THEY CALL MARIAH" Mikurtis
- Rhyming slang quiz Edgar_Britt
- A couple of things, mostly scifi, with a little Stephen King thrown in Drew_Atreides
- Julia Roberts Almost Cried on the Telethon Cajunman
- Nobody wants any Glitter... FrontLine-BoxOffice
- So you're a newbie? Lucifer_G_61
- Re: Nobody wants any Glitter... FrontLine-BoxOffice
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- Say FrontLine Ken_Kaminski
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- Newbie, eh? Lord_Vader
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- Erm... FrontLine-BoxOffice
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- *blush* The name's Rabbit... PsychoRabbit
- Wel... it's just around 4:42 AM over here... The PsychoRabbit
- I thought so. Lucifer_G_61
- Re: Phantom The PsychoRabbit
- That was intended as a reply to... Lucifer_G_61
- Eh, dunno... FrontLine-BoxOffice
- Anyway, I'm off to bed. Lucifer_G_61
- How about... Parca_Mortem
- As for being up late... Parca_Mortem
- Yeah, think I should try and get some sleep too... The PsychoRabbit
- Right, spike the punch and fire up the loud music! Lucifer_G_61
- IS THAT A PLEDGE PIN ON YOUR UNIFORM?!?!? Bickle
- Just for curiosity... FrontLine-BoxOffice
- Years of Crankyland experience. Bickle
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- I don't mean to sound cynical...waittaminute, of COURSE I do! Bickle
- Hmm... FrontLine-BoxOffice
- PR Aron
- T-shirts, creepy e-mail, raging cybergrudges and electronic acrimony. Bickle
- And the special award... Parca_Mortem
- That's twice now he's been mentioned... FrontLine-BoxOffice
- No, Dorothy. Joe_Average
- FrontLine-BoxOffice mendo
- Hey! FrontLine-BoxOffice
- Calling Drew_Atreides!!! Throwing_Muses
- LoLz... FrontLine-BoxOffice
- True Patriot Love... Drew_Atreides
- *flirty giggle* FrontLine-BoxOffice
- **Preston Manning Laugh** Drew_Atreides
- Preston Manning is kinda a mood killer... FrontLine-BoxOffice
- So you're more of a Stockwell Day person, then? Drew_Atreides
- Forced reading FrontLine-BoxOffice
- Colour me there.. Drew_Atreides
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- That's another one i've been meaning to read.. Drew_Atreides
- Catalina. Veruca_Salt
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- Anyone in this thread who is NOT Richard, please raise your hand Mr_Mucus
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- The subject being? Lucifer_G_61
- I'm going to be ill. Bickle
- <raises hand> TheWreck
- I remember that name... FrontLine-BoxOffice
- Okay FLBO . . . convenor
- What a waste of cyberspace Nick-The-Knife
- I am not Richard either. Lucifer_G_61
- Yeah Mr_Mucus
- I was actually Richard all along. Poor_College_Boy
- Richard is a HERETIC!!!! Cardinal_Biggles
- Welcome Frontline. I too am pleased to hear of any setbacks for such Nukemind
- FroBox... Grand Poobah Wulfgar
- According to the Coen brothers Ken_Kaminski
- I, for one, believe.. Drew_Atreides
- Very little in "The Odyssey" was in "O Brother"... Parca_Mortem
- Richard's Brainwashed Boobs Mr_Mucus
- Not to undermine your price control argument, liquid... Parca_Mortem
- ARg.... Parca_Mortem
- Parca Ken_Kaminski
- Ken... Parca_Mortem
- The Hitchhiker's Guide to Crankyland's Universe... Parca_Mortem
- Addendum... Parca_Mortem
- That's sweet, Parca... But here's two other posters: The PsychoRabbit
- That was pretty impressive, Parca Aron
- Parca... Bickle
- Heart and mind of a little boy? Drew_Atreides
- Good job, Parca--but you forgot one... Bob_St_Cul
- Yeah... Parca_Mortem
- Revised entry for Bickle... Parca_Mortem
- As for my self... Parca_Mortem
- Dear Dr Parca - as resident Psychologist could you give me scobie_beasley
- could be worse, Bickle... Ringo_ate_my_baby
- A slight revision of Rabbit's entry... badgwendel
- yeahyeahyeah... PsychoRabbit
- Oh poor little Rabbit... badgwendel
- (yo muthafucka) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! miss_enthropic_bitch
- Shameless me-bait!!! Screwtape
- To add my description... Screwtape
- I'm 19, 20 in February Ken_Kaminski
- For your information, I've only written TWO fanfics Aron
- Aron, you assume... Parca_Mortem
- Hey, Ringo - at least you GOT an entry! TheWreck
- THE TELETHON!!! IT'S ON EVERY CHANNEL!!! THIS IS HELL!!! Parca_Mortem
- "Hearts in Atlantis": gooood movie... Parca_Mortem
- Veruca Salt will now be known as GI Joe's babe for now on. GI_Joe
- LOL - serves you right, BITCH smash
- Is Mariah Carey retarded? GI_Joe
- Who's betting on a Mariah Carey breakdown on national live simulcast? Bickle
- FOR ALL THOSE HUMMINGBIRD FANATICS OUT THERE Pappy_the_Corncob
- If DICE is in this movie... Junkyard_Kid
- Is anyone watching the fucking telethon? Parca_Mortem
- There is ONE person in the world who does think this woman is important... Parca_Mortem
- Dubya declares office of "Homeland Protection" Excoriator
- Offhomepro doubleplusgood! lurker
- Vee haff returned! Don't fuck with the Gestapo
- And its head is Tom Ridge... Parca_Mortem
- The terrorists are winning Wrath_of_Dog
- Wrong SarChasm
- Derailed, but ruined? convenor
- Convenor SarChasm
- Well, convenor Wrath_of_Dog
- Depends, convenor Aron
- Some tv man made an interesting point today... Bickle
- convenor Homeboy
- Many variables convenor
- Who's Eric Rudolph? Wrath_of_Dog
- Gee, you oughta know, WOD convenor
- Sorry, convenor Sorry_Charlie
- Aron... Parca_Mortem
- Making sense. gnosticdogma
- The airlines were already losing monkey?! convenor
- So, SarCasm, do you Poke-evolve into SarCophagus? TheWreck
- Rates high because airlines gonna get bailed out Excoriator
- Have been checking out ticket prices... badgwendel
- <TheWreck's eyebrows raise in a quizzical manner> TheWreck
- Jeepers, Wreck...your face is going to get stuck... badgwendel
- My eyebrow'll have to go a LOOOOOOOONG way before they'll get lost... TheWreck
- Interesting visual... badgwendel
- The Wreck SarChasm
- As you're not very deep, I only have to stand up, dust myself off... TheWreck
- Mariah follows in Madonna's footsteps Spanky
- Act 2 of "Cranky Wars 2's" first story has been posted. It features: Aron
- "Happy Accidents": the "Memento" of romantic comedies Aron
- in my own opinion DMagic
- I Liek Amelican Boobies... Cajunman
- Jesus Built My Hotrod Screwtape
- Can we dig it? Bob-the-Builder
- Depressingly enough, this is the only major film opening this week... Morrison_Hotel
- Judging by its title Edgar_Britt
- Mariah and Xanax. Veruca_Salt
- Glitter....Sequins.... Veruca_Salt
- Glittering firsties. speaker4dead
- Glittering firsties. speaker4dead
- Shimmery Bottomsies. Violet_Beauregarde
- Double dose... The_Redundant_One
- Gleaming, polished, chrome-plated, shiny, sparkling... Lucifer_G_61
- Wax on, wax off... Scroticus
- Ugly wax build-up! TheLordHighJustice TheWreck
- one question BOTTOMSIES quiz... mendo
- Hmmm...gonna take a stab at it... badgwendel
- Drunken spelling of 'Ex Lax?' Lucifer_G_61
- And while... badgwendel
- badgwendel *knows* sex wax... mendo
- That picture Mendo mentioned... Hey! The PsychoRabbit
- Naughty, naughty Bunny Boy.... badgwendel
- Excuse me while I... Screwtape
- I'll use my CYBORG BUFFING MACHINE O'UNTIMELY DEATH... Lucifer_G_61
- I can see them. Marion
- SILENCE! The Crankyland Gestapo
- The fatherland? Marion
- With everyone else staring off into space... Screwtape
- Hot on the trail Atalanta Marion
- If you're going... to San Francisco... Screwtape
- Roses are red, my love Marion
- How now, brown mouse? Marshall Tucker Band Fan, Screwtape
- C'mon people, now Marion
- Just because you're paranoid Bob_St_Cul
- You peed on my fucking rug. Marion
- Fuck it, Dude. Screwtape
- The Dude is not in. The Big Marion
- If you'd like to make a call... Violet_Beauregarde
- You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before... Screwtape
- I hate to be a stickler, Screwtape... Anal retentive Marion
- By Cranky, you're right... Screwtape
- I distracted you with my feminine wiles... Marion
- Good evening, ladies and gentlemen... Screwtape
- Give Peace a chance... Blunt
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