09/26/01: This is the President...

Posted By: Chess613


Good evening, Fellow Americans. This is the President.

Dubyah.

Many of you have been following the news, wondering when we will act on this dispicable act of war befallen on us by the Taliban. As I stated before, this monstrous act will not stand - we will be decisive in our action.

After a meeting with Vice President Cheney and the chiefs of staff, we have a solution. I have just spoken to the leader of Afghanistan and the muslim leaders. As many of you know, many of the arab nations have had scorn of the decadence, greed, shallowness, fakery, ungodly and artificial nature of the United States and what it represents. Tonight, at approximately 9pm, we will deliver the results of a multimillion dollar project, to show the full force of the United States.

A US Airforce jet will drop Mariah Carey in the heart of Kabul.

Thank you and good night.

By the way.. while I'm on the camera, I wanna say hi to my dad in Kennembunkport.. how'mi doin' dad?


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