1: Nicolas Cage in a retirement home.
2: Al Pacino in the rocking chair next to Nic.
3: Harrison Ford in the corner talking about how he used to be the baddest mofo in the universe.
4: Jeremy Irons in a box underground.
5: John Lithgow in a scary criminal gone bonkers mode.
6: Kurt Russel insane after putting up with Goldie for so fucking long.
7: Robin Williams in a dead-end job.
8: Anthony Hopkins in a gentleman/butler mode.
9: Edward Norton in dangerous jerk mode.
10: Samuel L. Jackson in either option.
11: Keanu Reeves in Ted without Bill mode.
12: Jack Nicholson in anything but the same tired routine he's been dragging out for what seems like fucking decades.
13: Dennis Hopper in 'I inhaled, but I didn't exhale, and I took some acid a long with it, and snorted some cocaine left over from "The Last Movie"' mode. (I'm such a traditionalist)
14: Wesley Snipes in a charity kitchen.
15: Bill Paxton in goofball supporting character mode. Let's hear it for Chet!
16: Billy Bob Thornton in mentally deficient redneck mode.
17: Robert Englund in nice, whimpy guy mode. But only 'cause I don't really watch horror films.
18: Robert Carlyle in fun-loving psycho with dark hair mode. Francis Bdegbie was tops.
19: Arnold Shwarzenegger in taking-the-piss 'Last Action Hero' mode.
20: Bruce Willis in "Die Hard"/"Moonlighting" wise-ass mode.
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