09/27/01: Why the hell are we talking about movies?

Posted By: Edgar_Britt


1: Nicolas Cage in a retirement home.

2: Al Pacino in the rocking chair next to Nic.

3: Harrison Ford in the corner talking about how he used to be the baddest mofo in the universe.

4: Jeremy Irons in a box underground.

5: John Lithgow in a scary criminal gone bonkers mode.

6: Kurt Russel insane after putting up with Goldie for so fucking long.

7: Robin Williams in a dead-end job.

8: Anthony Hopkins in a gentleman/butler mode.

9: Edward Norton in dangerous jerk mode.

10: Samuel L. Jackson in either option.

11: Keanu Reeves in Ted without Bill mode.

12: Jack Nicholson in anything but the same tired routine he's been dragging out for what seems like fucking decades.

13: Dennis Hopper in 'I inhaled, but I didn't exhale, and I took some acid a long with it, and snorted some cocaine left over from "The Last Movie"' mode. (I'm such a traditionalist)

14: Wesley Snipes in a charity kitchen.

15: Bill Paxton in goofball supporting character mode. Let's hear it for Chet!

16: Billy Bob Thornton in mentally deficient redneck mode.

17: Robert Englund in nice, whimpy guy mode. But only 'cause I don't really watch horror films.

18: Robert Carlyle in fun-loving psycho with dark hair mode. Francis Bdegbie was tops.

19: Arnold Shwarzenegger in taking-the-piss 'Last Action Hero' mode.

20: Bruce Willis in "Die Hard"/"Moonlighting" wise-ass mode.


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