09/27/01: I can see it now

Posted By: convenor


<Fade in, camera shot of airport tarmac, plane on the horizon steadily grows larger, pleasant baritone of some news announcer drones on:>

. . . an ordinary end to this extraordinary day. Now the plane is lining up with the runway . . . and touches down. It will taxi to a stop just about a hundred yards from where we're standing. There goes the ground crew, wheeling the stairs up to the door of the airplane.

And now the door is opening. Reverend Jackson comes out, ducking a bit under the door and steps out onto the top of the stairs. Behind him is Osama bin Laden, a bit unsteady on his cane. And now Reverend Jackson is escorting him down the stairs, as agreed. Four U.S. marshals are waiting to receive Mr. bin Laden. Peter, do we our studio guests have any comment?

<Peter in the studio> Well, Jim, uh--<Loud popping noise> Rush Limbaugh's head has just exploded!


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