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I go to the mall and I see her Glittery fucking face....
On the Telethon she scared me.....she moaned her tunes all over the airways and split my soft stomach......she gave me a magnitude of shocking nightmares.....why is this happening???
Her new single is plastered all over the shelves of every mother fucking store across the country.....Her breakdown is something that for some very strange reason I actually know about because the sappy details are smashed in my face on millions of magazines at checkstands nationwide........all I'm trying to do is buy a soda pop and there she is.....the horror, the horror.......
I am standing here beside myself disillusioned and mindblown......please, there must be an alternative to this agonizing trauma........I'm having hot and cold flashes......I believe that Mariah is the ringleader of some sort of horrifying subliminal espionage......
I fear.....I shake.......I cannot seem to escape her.....she is fucking haunting me and I am getting weaker and weaker.......you know what I mean......
I am expecting the bitch to knock on my fucking front door, force her way into my home, MY OWN FUCKING HOME, and tie my weak ass up.......she will proceed to destroy me by whipping out a microphone and, and......singing.......
I'm so helpless.........
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