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Glory Road Caption Contest
Winner: npacknabar
"Thus began the unholy union of disco and basketball."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Okay, what moron crazy glued my hand to my hip? JPBuckner
- So this one time I auditioned for Superman... cjquik
- Tommy Tune switches from Broadway to basketball Mr_Happy_Face
- caption polabareus
- Disneyland, Shmizneyland! I'm going to New Orleans after I win! Bobo
- Pickins' are a little slim over here Aron
- The popularity of Brokeback mountain lead the studio... Cannon_Fodder
- If not for the arthritis, his hand gesture might have meant something. Coaster
- After that, No One bet against the Halem Globetrotters ever again scarlet_ohara
- CAPTION: "It's the big, Fig NewT-o-o-o-n! OK, here's the tricky part. . ." Wallee_Pipps
- "An unfortunate fact is that, in his excitement... Theratisin
- I guess a blowjob is out of the question, huh!? Nuke_Mecca
- Without his meds,coach Haskins reverted to his 'I'm A Little Teapot' number highfalutin
- gloryroad highfalutin
- "Why's my star forward getting tortured in the locker room?" M_H
- "Unfortunately Haskins' team was also the first racially intergrated ..." Mr_Nonsense
- Coach Bush shows his ire as Iran scores againt United States Junk_Yard_Dog
- "I wanna be ZEST-fully clean!" HomeSkillet
- "What do you MEAN, 'Sodomy isn't considered a foul'?! fiddelysquat
- "With his boys about to beat the spread, Coach Rose throws in the towel." lost_cause
- post to that thing whre you put a quote p.s. im drunk daveblaze
- Josh Lucas belts it out like Barbra HomeSkillet
- "We scored! Gimme five, Harvey!" Senor Taco
- Everybody Sing quibix
- "Coach demonstrates the best way to perform a ball handling." TMundo
- laugh now but someday these guys are gonna take the world of golf by storm mia_wallace
- "Rah! Rah! Rah! Sis boom Bah!!" TMundo
- "Headline: Coach Plays Chearleader" TMundo
- "The crowd stares in disbelief as Josh Lucas acts like a pathetic loser." pansy_debris
- "Just call me a retard in a suit! That's all I ask of you!" pansy_debris
- "You best eject me, ref, because I'm another no-talent hack in another pansy_debris
- "Look I'm a stupid redneck in another stupid Disney movie about stupid shit pansy_debris
- Before there was a Brokeback Mountain... Junk_Yard_Dog
- Rupp vs Haskins: The Rumble in the Garden Junk_Yard_Dog
- Thus began the unholy union of disco and basketball. npacknabar
- "A Bobby Knight's Tale." Mr_Nonsense
- "C'mon Shaq!! Is ONE freaking free throw too much to ask??" Dano
- How's that go again? Just a jump to the left, then a step to...the right? JPBuckner
- You can't see his shadow...it's white. michael3b
- How the hell is a goddamned FISH gonna save us? michael3b
- "Hoosiers: The Musical" TMundo
- "2 ne-gros, four whities sitting and a nerd with a dunce cap in hand!" TMundo
- "I'm white! And I'm capital-izin', on a trend that's currently riz-in'!" TMundo
- "So we're ripping off Hoosiers, SO WHAT!" Uber
- Wadda ya mean fat!? Black is very slimming. Bobo
- Texas? sonofthedummy
- The truth is now known...Don Haskins started the Macarena craze. JPBuckner
- Coach Rupp is bit by the Hitler but. Bobo
- Buddy Holly's attention was on the cheerleaders, rather than the game. JPBuckner
- I'm a little teapot, short and stout... JPBuckner
- Start spreading the news... JPBuckner
- To Hell with Gladys Knight! I got my OWN Pips. Bobo
- "Josh Lucas does his best Gene Hackman." MR_MUCUS
- "No! My tie is the skinniest!" PiscesJest
- "Blaxploitation, meet your cousin, Blacktastrophe." PiscesJest
- "525,600 miiiiiinutes..." PiscesJest
- ..."And I'm taking my BALL home, too. So take THAT!" hotkarl
- "Up, up and away!!" Cannon_Fodder
- A surprisingly large number of people showed up to watch Josh sing opera. Cannon_Fodder
- Sadly, Coach Boitano's triple lutz proved more embarrassing than inspiring. Becky_Sharp
- They knew all was lost when the coach started slapping the ass of his chuchu
- Alas, poor Yorik....has fouled out again. ben243243
- Wish I could be... part of your world--! dubiousRW
- ...Then its two, three, four and step... dlew919
- 'Let's play dodgeball!' Throwing_Muses
- Damn it Gump! I said drive the LANE. LANE Damnit! SBC-Jester21
- It's Booty-Time, Booty-Time, yeah yeah yeah... SBC-Jester21
- The NBA equal opportunity policy lead to some odd choices for cheerleaders. Cannon_Fodder
- "Damn it. I knew I should have recruited that Rappaport kid." Junk_Yard_Dog
- "If you don't start making those shots, you won't get your Klondike Bar," Junk_Yard_Dog
- "For Crist sakes, even my grandmother could have made that shot." Junk_Yard_Dog
- An upset Coach Rupp yells, "I told you. Black men can't jump!" Junk_Yard_Dog
- "No, no, Mikey, God needs to stretch his arm out more - like this!" Theodoric
- "Your caption here?!? My caption there!!" Tadmeister
- "Oh for the love of - Artest, put the fan down already!" Theodoric
- Players and fans alike were impressed with the folding chair's 'hang time' Theodoric
- "No, I'm NOT Matthew McConaughey, dammit!" M_H
- "I'm a little teacup, short and stout..." Theodoric
- "Point guard Stu Green's clever disguise leaves him wide open for the 3." lost_cause
- "Kobe! Off the cheerleader! Now!" lost_cause
- "Stop trying to dunk, Joey! You're WHITE!" lost_cause
- Caption Firsties Sweep! TheWreck
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