 |
Support Mr. Cranky! Please visit our sponsors!
|
 |
|
 |
Goal! Caption Contest
Winner: Scumby

"You had me at 'Helloooooooooooooooo!"
Get credit for the funniest caption! New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- We should have a rule against the same caption winning more than 1 contest MuhammadAus
- Congrats winners...I guess...... Goldfish In The Toilet
- There is no casual Friday in baseball!!!! www.piranhakeeper.com
- Week after week of spending hours thinking up and submitting my best www.piranhakeeper.com
- Mark Foley grills a little fresh meat for his 'pre-pube-lickin' party fellow_consumer
- Good 'uns for the week foxjedi
- "So you think you different from other players cause you know Jesus now?" MR_MUCUS
- "I see you got Rep. Foley's IM." Scumby
- "Hey, no praying before the game; this is a blue state!" Mr_Nonsense
- Well, what did you expect from a team called the Butte Pirates? StoutHearted
- The rarely seen golf locker room pep talk Form-VII
- The agony of da feet. Scumby
- I know just what you need...a training montage! ben243243
- Snake Plisskin prepares to be executed in 'Escape From New Orleans'. Scumby
- Coach Foley explains that 'punishment' for tardiness is mandatory. BobLoblaw
- "Oh, sorry eh. I thought this was a hockey movie." grraphicsgrrl
- I've lied to you. I'm not like the other figure skaters, I'm straight. Yamato
- Shirts vs. Skins soccer isn't fun for the Skins when it's 20 below zero. Scumby
- "I've sitting here for hours and can't think of a single funny caption." MR_MUCUS
- "He was benched after his cup runneth over." MR_MUCUS
- Why so blue? Three dozen fans in the stadium is a USA soccer record! foxjedi
- Don't sweat it, man. You'll look unreal in Rotoscope. michael3b
- Congratulations! You are the last white man in major league sports! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- You retard - they taught you 'pants BEFORE shoes' in Special Ed! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Here I sit, brokenhearted... nickumoh
- "...and Lucy pulled the football away at the last minute? What a surprise" rainman76x
- Deliverance: The After-School Special roostur
- ...and there's no easter bunny either... roostur
- We secretly replaced this soccer coach with Senator Foley. Let's see... roostur
- Look, I don't wanna fight. We always fight on gameday. nickumoh
- "But I thought you said you were wearing a cup before I kicked you." Scumby
- GITMO- A Love Story michael3b
- "Hi, my name is Nigel. I'm your league designated hooligan" rainman76x
- Even after scoring the winning goal, he's still a pussy. SBC-Jester21
- Depressed after finding he's being replaced by a girl in Goal! 2. SBC-Jester21
- Depressed after his g/f dumped him when she found out footbal = soccer. SBC-Jester21
- "Don't feel bad. I can't reach mine either." SBC-Jester21
- I'm glad you asked Bobby, NAMBLA stands for.................. Devo
- NAMBLA recruitment poster Devo
- Shin guards and a gold lame cup were all the chorus boys wore in Stanley OscarTamerz
- "There's no crying in baseball!!" MR_MUCUS
- "You had me at 'Helloooooooooooooooo!'" Scumby
- Streaking requires great pre-game concentration and focus. Scumby
- Dude! for the last fucking time. The bathroom is down the hall pissygoblin
- Uh buddy, normally we hit the showers AFTER the game... nickumoh
- ...stop tackling the players. This is World football not American football! nickumoh
- Bad Captions! Mr_Nonsense
- Scenes from "Bend Him Like Beckham" nickumoh
- Face it kid, you just don't have what it takes to make it in girls soccer. nickumoh
- Bored soccer fans attempt to get motivated to actually watch a game. Scumby
- "I'm afraid Joanie loves Chachi, Frank." Scumby
- It can be hell when you get the news that your cat just died. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Excuse me, you're sitting on my towel...nevermind, it's yours now. Scumby
- Practicing the 'Zidane'. ben243243
- When out-of-body experiences turn weird. ben243243
- Self-felattio intervention. ben243243
- The dreaded 'naked-at-school' dream comes true. ben243243
- By not saving a fortune on car insurance, you had to pawn your uniform. backstabber
- You may have lost the big game, but at least you don't own a Toyota Echo. backstabber
- At that moment it was like they were the only two people in the locker room backstabber
- Brokeback Locker Room Devo
- "His locker room sexcapades earned him the nickname 'Sock Whore'." Mr_Nonsense
- "Why can't I quit you?" Mr_Nonsense
- Let's call this movie "Score." Bow chiki bow wow! foxjedi
- Washing colors with whites, turned all his uniforms pink. yvr73
- The young actor wasn't ready to go the "Full Keitel." Cannon_Fodder
- Behind the scenes on Victor Salva's new movie. Cannon_Fodder
- The latest PETA advert lacked appeal. Cannon_Fodder
- The piano scene from Big, I almost have it! tictactommy
- Slim Shady's fashion advice was beyond pathetic. ModernRonin
- Apparently, the glue on the seat prank still hasn't worn thin after 21 days rainman76x
- His Blowjob Olympics dream was dashed when he forgot to pack his kneepads. Scumby
- It was a bad idea to go down on.... Scumby
- Some Jehovah's Witnesses just don't know the meaning of the word privacy rainman76x
- "I guess replacing your Kit Kat with Ex-Lax wasn't the best idea after all" rainman76x
- Fiber and a little prune juice, it works every time 55Chevy
- For God's sake, start taking steroids. Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- "That kind of hazing is not cool, and think of the poor hamster!" sonofthedummy
- Even in the same room it was like they lived in different climates. Scumby
- It's ok, Billy, maybe you'll get Firsties next time... Scumby
If you just posted, hit "reload" on your Web browser to see your comments.
Mr. Cranky's Archives
Mr. Cranky's Home Page
|  |
|