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Gods and Generals

Mr. Cranky's rating:
3 bombs

In an apparent nod to historical accuracy, "Gods and Generals" is nearly as long as the Civil War itself.

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I just want to post something TheTooHugeWorldVaultsUs
Scammin' Mister Cranky beauregard
Public Apology to Jessalyn Leyra Karen_G
I'm from the south but I HATED THIS MOVIE! dragon_mikal
- Re: I'm from the south but I HATED THIS MOVIE! brett
I'd rather storm Marye's Heights singlehanded... heckles
- Re: I'd rather storm Marye's Heights singlehanded... Boogaloo
Sorry it was not another XXX jwilson07
NOOO CROCKETT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO miss_enthropic_bitch
- $5 BILLION!!! the_demon
- KITT was a damned Firebird with the voice of William Daniels Coaster
- Only 3 billion? the_demon
- Cylon style headlamps? Coaster
This just in (spoilers on who Brock'll be facing at Wrestlemania) Drew_Atreides
- Well DUH!!!! the_demon
- The magical... Drew_Atreides
- Great news... M_H
- I did catch last week's RAW, MH Drew_Atreides
- www.wrestlecrap.com Cajunman
- Oh, i've been there Cajun.. Drew_Atreides
I LOVE COLONEL ANGUS! Cajunman
- Never cared much for COLONEL ANGUS... MR_MUCUS
- Dont fear Colonel Angus! Cajunman
- Colonel Angus is my best friend! Becky_Sharp
Why is there a forum? chopendoz
- Re: Why is there a forum? the_demon
- Agreed. daz
- people like this 'chopendoz' character really piss me off... mendo
- anyways, here's a F - I - N - E Anna K. pic I found... mendo
Oh, so here's why Lil George is so hot to trot convenor
- Better American firms than the French. Homeboy
Page 12 is up... mendo
- ahhh, such lovely <ahem> smiles...<nt> daz
- Re: Page 12 is up... brett
have I been sucked?!?!?!? mendo
- C'mon, Mendo, we want to see your Pacino impression. Salamander
- Re: have I been sucked?!?!?!? brett
What a tiny little man the Supreme Court installed convenor
- Re: What a tiny little man the Supreme Court installed jwilson07
Jesus built my hotrod! Xur
- I guess that's a good thing Coaster
- Jesse James built my hotrod Quagmar
- Re: Jesus built my hotrod! badmonkey
Gods, Generals, and other stuff Poll Mad-Ness_Monster
- My God-Like Answers Coaster
- Re: Gods, Generals, and other stuff Poll daz
- Re: Gods, Generals, and other stuff Poll Theodoric
- Re: Gods, Generals, and other stuff Poll MR_MUCUS
- Re: Gods, Generals, and other stuff Poll miss_enthropic_bitch
- Re: Gods, Generals, and other stuff Poll TheWreck
- I'm Really Surprised Nobody Has Mentioned Pomona as a Favorite Coaster
- Responses to G,G, and os Poll Farkus
- Re: Gods, Generals, and other stuff Poll brett
- Re: Gods, Generals, and other stuff Poll hunter
- Re: Gods, Generals, and other stuff Poll Mad-Ness_Monster
I AM FROM THE NORTH BUT I HATE Melanie Griffith FIREBALLKING
- YES I HATE Melanie Griffith BUT I ALSO HATE N!GGERS FIREBALLKING
- Could you shorten your handle to just "Fireking"? Coaster
Reparations for slavery? metaletemon27
- Re: Reparations for slavery? jwilson07
I liked this film, i dont care what the reviews say. GTBurns
Verily, this review hath contain much fine prose. HomeSkillet
Let's get the North/South fight rolling! Molly-Be-Damned
- I'll just write my fake review of the movie instead... MR_MUCUS
- Re: Let's get the North/South fight rolling! Becky_Sharp
- PS Becky_Sharp
- Sorry, no points for either side there Molly-Be-Damned
- Hey! Becky_Sharp
- The real question is... Becky_Sharp
- I'm multiracial. Molly-Be-Damned
- 3 minutes in the penalty box the_demon
- I didn't know you were multiracial. Becky_Sharp
- My game, my rules! Molly-Be-Damned
- I'm afraid I must insist on one rule. Becky_Sharp
- Okay Molly-Be-Damned
- I'm "American." Becky_Sharp
- Here's me: Molly-Be-Damned
- Well that didn't work at all! Molly-Be-Damned
- Mine didn't really work either. Becky_Sharp
- Oooh. TCP
- Apologies, though. TCP
- No Problem, Molly-Be-Damned
- I'm working on it!! Becky_Sharp
- I find this thread strangely unappealing. Theodoric
- Not everything has to appeal to you, Theo Becky_Sharp
- Much better! Theodoric
- well Becky there are other kinds of strap ons miss_enthropic_bitch
- Are you serious? TCP
- I want to see a picture of one. TCP
- Err..."alas." Make that "alas." (nt) TCP
- couldn't find a photo of a person wearing one. daz
- I saw both of 'em miss_enthropic_bitch
- I've heard of the chin dildo before Theodoric
- I am offended by this discussion Quagmar
- Re: Let's get the North/South fight rolling! Little_Bigaa
- Wow, what a deep discussion of the Civil War MR_MUCUS
- Out of the goodness of the charred black area where my heart used to be... miss_enthropic_bitch
- Thanks, daz. TCP
- Re: i'm american? ^ @sshole.com wet_duck)
- I imagine Molly-Be-Damned
- Time to get this thread back on track. Becky_Sharp
do i really need a subject? wet_duck
- I think it's time for duck a l'orange! Becky_Sharp
- Wet_Duck = Torget Ebrujande Theodoric
- Hypocrite Quagmar
- You don't speak French. colonel_korn
- Human nature, you can't beat it! mr_chainsmoker
- re:stockholm blood bath wet_duck
- WORTHLESS wet_duck
- oh wow, what a great cover up. daz
- It all makes sense now Quagmar
- Violence is the solution to all problems! mr_chainsmoker
- Violence isn't the solution to all problems Theodoric
- Wild Turkey mr_chainsmoker
- HEY MR CHAINSMOKER!! wet_duck
- Ok!!! the_demon
- Three cheers for WW III! mr_chainsmoker
- Re: do i really need a subject? wet_duck
- Re: three cheers for world war three wet_duck
- On Nationalism...To Crime! mr_chainsmoker
- Re: comunist wet_duck
- the chainsmoker's right John_Wayne_McBainSane
- Duck! mr_chainsmoker
- time to roast a duck the_flying_norwegian
Excellent review NT Critico
Gods and Monster Generals Theodoric
- Generally monstering gods. Salamander
- Food of the Gods and Generals MR_MUCUS
- Godzillas and Generals MR_MUCUS
- Godzilla and Rodin. TheWreck
- Dear Gods and Generals MR_MUCUS
- Oh, Gods and Generals MR_MUCUS
- Oh Dear Gods and Generals Make It Stop Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- The Gods and Generals Must Be Crazy Coaster
My Ode to Jeff Daniels, ahem... DrakeTimbershaft
beautifull line! daz
- even MORE beautifull line!! bored
- Almost as beautiful John_Wayne_McBainSane
- This was a great review. Prince_Mongo
- "who criesssssssss for me?" GOLLUM
Lou Reed is on Carson Daily right now Coaster
- Uh-oh. Is he playing 'Metal Machine Music' again? <nt> Coprolalia
- MMM Was the MOST brilliant punk album ever! Molly-Be-Damned
- BRILLIANT Philosophy to Live By Coaster
Fare thee well, George Mason Redux (slightly late 24 spoilers) Drew_Atreides
forums 2/2 archivist
and two Quagmar
- brom, broom, same fucking thing Quagmar
- no it isss not timesssss for bedddddie bye GOLLUM
- Gollum's been bad PixieJ

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