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In this exciting and spectacular sequel, our protagonist, Simon the Great (playing himself), joins with his frequent colleague, Mr. Wonderful (also playing himself), on a hunt for Godzilla's spawn. They stumble through the various components of New York City's underground maze of subway tunnels, sewer pipes, utility conduits, and other caves and trenches, voicing semiarticulate expressions of their love for each other and for the first movie in this series. As they stumble along, the real underground denizens of New York City -- rats, cats, small alligators flushed down toilets, homeless people, and Rudy Giuliani -- decide to join forces and rip the two "heroes'" lungs out.
Meanwhile, thanks to the brilliance of special-effects, we see the eggs laid by Godzilla begin to pulse and throb, emitting a hypnotic thrumming drumbeat that gradually exerts a powerful, indeed irresistible spell over our two "heroes."
Slackjawed and coating themselves with drool, they stumble onward, towards the nest of eggs, as each egg begins to disgorge its infant Godzilla. As the offspring emerge, the thrumming continues, and Simon the Great and Mr. Wonderful say in unison, "They're ssssssssoooo cuuute!" However, their speaking is the signal for all the sentient life-forms in the underground -- the rats, cats, small alligators, homeless people, Rudy Giuliani, and the Godzilla offspring -- to spring forward and seize our "heroes" and tear them asunder. Their screams of pain and horror mingle with the soundtrack to create a spectacle that will leave the audience cheering.
When nothing is left, all shake hands or claws or paws and move off their separate ways. The Godzilla offspring all become New York City cabdrivers, as the credits roll.
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