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A look into the private conversations of two guys. The following has been edited for time and content.
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Gdog: My mom was all "you're not taking the car" and I was like fuck you Hitler.
Discord: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Gdog: So RBB sent you mail? How come I've never gotten any mail from anyone?
Discord: Today I got mail from Mista Nasty. He said that I was smarter than RBB, but he liked me better when I talked about tits all the time. I said I would try to get sillier.
Gdog: I don’t even get hate mail.
Discord: I sent you hate mail yesterday.
Gdog: It's just not the same. My sister sent me a letter titled "vamos a chupar" which I believe translates to "goodbye fucker."
Discord: Really? I haven't seen letter one from miss XXXXXX. She's not into writing me.
Gdog: She said she thought about you, though.
Discord: No she didn’t.
Gdog: "I'm so glad that so many people can feel guilty for actions they personally had no involvement in. However, I'm concerned that we're letting the Swiss off a little too easily. Those damn clock makers with their cheese and their cocaine."
Discord: You like that?
Gdog: With their Swiss and their Miss.
Discord: Heh heh. I have this buddy who's pretty cool. I think he plays pool a lot, cause he's always talking about eightballs.
Gdog: I think his dog’s gay.
Discord: How do you figure?
Gdog: Because its dick tastes bitter.
Discord: Mmm-hmm. I've been visiting mr cranky. RRB sucks my cock with his attitude. He never says anything and then acts like he's refuted all your arguments. He actually says things like "It's not worth discussing your points since they're so stupid" but never says why they're stupid.
Gdog: That's 'cause he's a lawyer. Lawyers don't argue facts. They argue emotion. If he can convince the jury that you're an idiot, he doesn't have to know what he's talking about.
Discord: Valid. He's worse than a lawyer. He's a lawyer outside of a courtroom. That makes him an ass.
Gdog: "The rest of your blather is not worth answering."
Discord: Did he say that? Or did I?
Gdog: He did... and... "If I were there right now, and I struck you over the head, and you felt pain, I'd have proof that my blow caused the chain of events that led to your feeling of pain." He's wrong of course. I might point that out to him later when I have the time.
Discord: Please find the time. I'm sick of his blather and don't think it's worth answering.
Gdog: Got shit to do. I have wash my clothes. I have to get my license renewed. I have to buy toilet paper. I have to read Heart of Darkness. Again. I have to read a book in German. By the way, I'm strangely not as far behind in German as you might expect. I seem to be the only one who understands German grammar (whatever that says about me). Now if I only knew some German words.
Discord: See. German is easy. Hell, even I speak it. By the way, l-s has been making multipule posts on Seventh Seal under other names. I guess I'm not responding fast enough to suit her.
Gdog: Has she done ALL of those?
Discord: Yeah. Read them, they all are clearly by the same person.
Gdog: Maitlander, BobRoberts, marilyn, Jeremiah, Ronald_Reagan, Norma-Desmond, and King_Kong?
Discord: Right. All new names as far as posting and movie references or actors names.
Gdog: What about Streetcar?
Discord: That was me.
Gdog: Uh huh.
Discord: She copies all my ideas.
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