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The Golden Compass Caption Contest
Winner: MR_MUCUS
"Goldie Hawn has not aged well."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- How'd I win this one? MR_MUCUS
- Little Wolverine was a burden on his poor mother and their furniture stationkj
- I've always said my husband was an animal MuhammadAus
- Lower, lower, and a little more to the front. eipa
- Golden Compass Caption Contest eipa
- "Yeah, I'm hittin' that." Wallee_Pipps
- yeah but does the carpet match the drapes? SPARGS
- "Leo DiCaprio sheds 150 pounds and spreads his actng wings!" Dano
- Animal Farm: The Porno MuhammadAus
- One day, one of you will be president of the USA dlew919
- Nicole loved monkeys, but her icy demeanour was generally fatal to them. dlew919
- "If anyone has seen Tarzan, please contact Jane or me via jungle drums..." Wulfgar
- Bobo hated when she used him as an Oscar to practice her acceptance speech. nickumoh
- Nicole didn't win the oscar, but she did get a pair of hairy Golden Globes. nickumoh
- The President of the MPAA Ratings Committee smooticus
- Harry Gary Coleman nickumoh
- Pimp Monkey says: Take the fur coat off bitch or else. RogueDragon
- Pimp Monkey says: I'll tinsel your tree. RogueDragon
- Pimp Monkey says: Get me some egg nog bitch. RogueDragon
- Pimp Monkey says: Happy Holidays! RogueDragon
- Nicole Kidman had an incident on the set with some Krazy Glue. Otm_Shank
- Don't let the poker face fool you, he'll throw some poo stationkj
- PETA gets begind a revisioned Planet of the Apes stationkj
- "I thought you said I was a good size..." stationkj
- With the writers on strike, the monkeys were sent to get their typewriters stationkj
- After 8 years, George Bush returns to his former state stationkj
- "I can has cheezeburger?" stationkj
- He's beginning to wish he'd been more specific in that online personals ad. smeans
- Hollywood promised I could go home after the show MuhammadAus
- Animal rights activists' version of The American Dream MuhammadAus
- "All your base are belong to us." Scumby
- Zootroy is as American as apple pie! MuhammadAus
- Golden Shower MuhammadAus
- From that moment, he knew he was destined to become Iran's next president. Scumby
- Needless to say, cousin Itt won the paternity suit. nickumoh
- On last night of a dirty man contest,... nickumoh
- Kids from Chernobyl didn't have it easy growing up stationkj
- when the zipper gets stuck on your wookie suit stationkj
- The wolf boy comes to The View for an interview stationkj
- Where's your head at stationkj
- "Say hello to my little friend." stationkj
- Outside the ER where Gisepie OD'ed, Bobo contimplated his own mortality. nickumoh
- It's not easy being green? Try being the only piss yellow muppet! www.piranhakeeper.com
- She'd put up with his Scientology crap, but dammit, Tom was going to shave Coaster
- One couldn't help but notice the height difference between Nichole and Tom. Coaster
- "Drink Brass Monkey - here's how you feel..." Mr_Nonsense
- "...but at least he's not into Scientology!" Otm_Shank
- Just try and spank this one, Pee-Wee! Otm_Shank
- Wonder Twin powers deactivate nickumoh
- Brass monkey, that funky monkey nickumoh
- Bi-curious George nickumoh
- Golden Monkey hingyfan
- My nightmare came true, Sarah introduced found her new lover; Mr. Bubbles. HicksRollsInGrave
- In the year 2050, Monkey will be the new Cat. HicksRollsInGrave
- Sadly, Christy Brinkley and Billy Joel's marriage wouldn't last. MR_MUCUS
- Robin Williams at the 2028 Golden Globe Awards with his wife Shiloh Jolie. HicksRollsInGrave
- And I'm supposed to doubt Creationism, how? hbrennan
- Dear Penthouse letters, I was sitting at the bus stop minding my own... michael3b
- Tom Cruise's real first child waits for daddy to take him to camp. michael3b
- Why Brad and Angelina adopt. michael3b
- After CGI replaced actors, Hollywood replaced puppeteers with monkeys MuhammadAus
- Not to be outdone, Madonna adopts an orphaned orangutan MuhammadAus
- The Republicans introduce their newest Presidential candidate. vectorzero
- Some early favorites Xur
- "This year give her....monkey butlers." MR_MUCUS
- "What a great character to make into a stuffed toy!" Mad-Ness_Monster
- Touch my monkey, TOUCH HIM! Rajah
- The Island of Mrs Moreau. Cannon_Fodder
- His acting made a monkey out of Kidman. Cannon_Fodder
- The only little gold guy Nicole Kidman will ever get close to again. Cannon_Fodder
- Get you hands off me you damn, dirty starlet! tictactommy
- Golden Compass Caption Contest Jabberwocky
- "Goldie Hawn has not aged well." MR_MUCUS
- Kidman has a thing for small things that jump on couches Hamartoma
- Nic strokes Tom's ego.... Hamartoma
- Anyone want to pet my monkey? quipster
- 'Happy Birthday,Mr. President'. Mister_Hoobody
- Verne Troyer's Planet of the Mini-Apes Scumby
- Bizzaro World Harry & the Hendersons nickumoh
- "Dammit, hand! Change into Harry Knowles FASTER!" Captain_America
- George W's animal avatar happened to be Nicole Kidman. Scumby
- "Curious George is getting laid tonight." MR_MUCUS
- The blonde dye was animal cruelty, forcing it to watch Lost was overkill. nickumoh
- The Golden Monkey basks in winning the Golden Globe for Golden Compass rainman76x
- Ladies luv da Ewoks rainman76x
- "Beneath the Burka," a Michael Moore exclusive Bobo
- Auditions for the new Muppets movie were competitive. Bobo
- Spank me, honey, and see what tomorrow's headlines will read. Bobo
- Ben Stiller dyed his hair? No way! Bobo
- "Lady, do you mind!! I'm still using this fur coat." IMUSTBECRAZY
- "Wow! Opposable thumbs? What will they think up next?" IMUSTBECRAZY
- "Hillary's VP is perhaps the smartest VP, yet." IMUSTBECRAZY
- "Hey!?!? Who posted that pic of me at the strip club?" IMUSTBECRAZY
- "Dam that girl's hot. Stupid marriage. Can't turn my head." IMUSTBECRAZY
- "I save the entire world and all I get is this stupid pat on the back!" IMUSTBECRAZY
- In the line up, the witness couldn't the real ape. IMUSTBECRAZY
- Bonzo's great, great grandson still can't figure out how he got stuck with IMUSTBECRAZY
- Why? I was perfectly happy in my jeans, but no "you're not wearing that IMUSTBECRAZY
- Scientist theorize that HDTV will cause backward evolution. Stay tuned. IMUSTBECRAZY
- "Lower" nickumoh
- Blondes really do have more fun! DisappointedAgain
- Wth no babysitters for Suri available, Tom Cruise called Nicole for a favor nickumoh
- He couldn't wait till it was his turn to pick the grubs off her back. nickumoh
- Rajah on a date Rajah
- Is it just me, or does everyone look good standing next to Daniel Craig? nickumoh
- "Sigh...Its a living!" nickumoh
- Micky Dolenz's comeback wasn't entirely successful. Otm_Shank
- Yoda endorses Hair Club for Men BennyProfane
- "I named him Bill Donohue." Otm_Shank
- "Get your hand off me you damn, dirty, aussie!" nickumoh
- "Who needs K-Fed when you've got a monkey?" vectorzero
- Despite the writer's strike, Seth Green found he could still get work. The_Shill
- It was going to be a big night for Dr. Ruth and Cousin Itt's love child JPBuckner
- Golden Bad Captions Mr_Nonsense
- Again and again Nicole would tap the monkey’s far shoulder, and... DisappointedAgain
- Test audiences loved the new Adam Sandler movie. Scumby
- "The WGA strike leads to new reality shows like 'Chimp my Bride.'" Mr_Nonsense
- "It was inevitable, the big screen version of Lancelot Link." Mr_Nonsense
- "Her friends considered her to be a very gibbon person." Mr_Nonsense
- "She made quite an impression on the marmoset." Mr_Nonsense
- Suddenly, it became fashionable to touch your monkey in public. Scumby
- Robin Williams lets his hair down. Scumby
- "Okay, you know the mandrill..." Mr_Nonsense
- "Rare, unedited photo of Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise." Mr_Nonsense
- "Even in his youth Dr. Zaius was a pimp." Mr_Nonsense
- "Nobody was sure which one was the dummy." Mr_Nonsense
- Caption Entry aero1
- Owen Wilson just gets creepier and creepier. ROTJob
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