lest they become the Grammys (I can't even watch 5 minutes of that anymore... yet I waited through half an hour of cobbled together performances just to hear two fucking award results. What the hell, I don't want to see the guy from CCR sing about a parade of rock and rollers while Jerry Lee Lewis slowly dies on live TV and Little Richard add another layer of cement to his face! Who's the Album of the Year winner dammit! Then they gave it to the snoozer, yay!)
They should try some experimental tactics. One free curse word, persom with most nominations and no wins to be killed at the end of the show by Jack Nicolson if he/she doesn't win this year. Losing Best Actor/Actress nominees to be added to cast of Lost and then eaten by the smoke monster at random points during the season. One year can be an all claymation show... wait Conan O'Brian did that already.
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