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YO PEOPLE WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FAG'S LEARN HOW TO STEAL CARS FROM MUST HAVE BEEN IN THE SHOWERS PICKING UP THE SOPE AND GETTING A DICK RAMMED UP YOUR BUTTHOLES!,
NOW CHILDREN LISTEN CAREFULLY:
THE TOOL NOTHING BUT A FUCKING SCREWDRIVER MAKE IT A FLATHEAD ABOUT 5 INCHES LONG AT MAX MAKE SHURE YOU HAVE A PAIR OF HANDS BUY THE WAY AND NO GLOVES
THE CAR HONDA ACCORD,ROVER,SUNNY -
SO YOU SEE THE CAR APPROACH THE DAMB THING MAKE SHURE YOUR GRANNY AINT WHACHING NOW STICK THE SCREWDRIVER IN THE DOOR LOCK AND TWIST IT TOWARDS THE BODY PANEL AFTER SOME FIDDELING THE LOCK SHOLD BECOME LOSE IN THE HOLE THEN ALL YOU DO IS TWIST IT CLOCKWISE AND ANTI-CLOCKWISE TILL THE LOCK POPS UP NOW JUMP IN THE CAR LIKE YOU OWN IT AND RELAX,
IN FRONT OF YOU IS A STEERING WEEL WHICH IS MOUNTED ON A STEERING COLUME AROUND THE COLUME YOU WILL SEE SOME PLASTIC CASEING PUT YOUR HANDS AROUND THE CASEING AND RIP IT OFF UNDERNEATH YOU WILL SEE SOME WIRES A IGNITION BARREL AND THE REST OF THE CRAP IF YOU LOOK AT THE STEERING COLUME YOU WILL SEE THAT THE IGNITION BARREL IS MOUNTED WHITH TWO TO FOUR SCREWS TO THE SHAFT, THE SCREWS WILL BE OF SNAPP OF TYPE I.E. THE HEADS SNAP OF AFTER YOU TIGHTEN THEM UP AND ALL THAT IS LEAFT IS A ROUND HEAD WHITH NO COUNTERSINK FOR A SCREWDRIVER SO WHAT YOU DO IS POSITION THE SCREWDRIVER AT A ANGLE ON THE SIDE OF THE HEAD AND HIT THE TOP OF THE DRIVER WHITH YOUR OTHER HAND UNTILL YOU SEE THE SCREW MOVE, THE MOVE WILL JUST BE SLIGHT NOW ALL YOU DO IS SKIM THE RIM OF THE SCREWS CLOCKWISE HARD WHITH THE DRIVER YOU WILL SEE THEM COME OUT NOW JUST UNSCREW THEM WHITH YOUR FINGERS, OK SO YOU GOT THE BARREL IN YOUR HAND'S,
AT THE BACK OF THE BARREL YOU WILL SEE A (BLACK BOX)ROUND BLACK SWICH THE BLACK BOX IS MOUNTED WHITH ONE SCREW ALL YOU DO IS UNSCREW IT OF THE BARREL,
ON THE OTHERSIDE OF THE BLACK BOX YOU WILL SEE A SWICH WHITH A SLOT FOR THE TOGGLE NOW TURN IT CLOCK WISE THREE CLICKS PUT THE STEREO ON AJUST THE SEATS MIRRORS AND DO NOT I MEAN DO NOT PUT ON YOUR SEAT BELT FINALLY BUT THE HANDBRAKE DOWN MAKE SHURE THE CAR IS NOT IN GEAR AND TURN THE BLACK BOX ITS FINAL TURN POP POP MOTHERFUCKER THE CAR HAS STARTED NOW STICK IT IN FIRST TURN IT OUT ITS PLACE AND FLOOR IT DOWN DA GHETTO!.
THIS IS JUST ONE OF A NUMBER OF WAYS TO HAVE A MOTOR AT YOUR FEET THIS TACTIC IS ONE BEST LEAFT TO SOMEONE THAT IS NOT A LAMER THOUGHT YOU HAVE TO START SOME WHERE TO PERFECT YOUR SKILLS I RECOMEND THE HEADMASTERS X GIRLFRIEND MOTHER IN LAWS CAR.
WELL WORD UP PEOPLE I HOPE THIS EDITORIAL WILL BE OF SOME GUIDANCE TO YOU PEEPS ME CHECK YA YEH YEH
SPEED IS A DRUG THAT TELLS A MAN TO PUT HIS FOOT DOWN TO THE PAN
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