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Gridiron Gang Caption Contest
Winner: Screwed_the_Pooch
" ...and Afro-turf was born."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- And their fantasy Tattoo, is to put together a team to win the Super Bowl. Yamato
- I saw the fat white chick first. yvr73
- "Buying 'Generic Plot No. 5' at overstock.com was a brilliant idea, Rock!" rainman76x
- Up 60-0, coach arrogantly calls in the double amputee to attempt the PAT. nickumoh
- No, man, I said we were African Americans, not AFRO-Americans. dlew919
- Spike Lee's The Longest Yard. Cannon_Fodder
- "You truely are an Afro-American." Cannon_Fodder
- "From this point forward you shall be known as Frodo." Cannon_Fodder
- You're right coach... SeattleSunshine
- Henry Ford's ideal line-up SeattleSunshine
- Club G'itmo... SeattleSunshine
- "Boys, only 200 yards and 50 machine guns separate you and freedom." Scumby
- "ALIVE 2: Can you smell The Rock cookin?" cat butt
- As they read the words "Guantanamo Bay" on the visiting team's bus, cat butt
- Junior High Graduating Class photo I_Hate_Movies
- Oh, my, god. Rocky, look at her butt. It is so big.... Drunky
- Coach, is there anyone in the theatre watching us? Yamato
- Now my pet, enter the field and kill them all. HA HA HA! Yamato
- Unfortunatetly the whole team could not read the eye chart. Cannon_Fodder
- Who's a fuzzy wuzzy wittle bear? You are! Cainoftheturks
- I farted in my pants and some poop came out so I'll see you guys afterwards Bagleaducia
- "Coach, we're up 41-0... Put the short kid in!" Dano
- "I said grab a bowling ball Rock!!!" me_cher
- Gridiron Gang Competition me_cher
- Where are all the white women at? yvr73
- "Whoever kept their hand on #36 the longest got to be head coach." MR_MUCUS
- All of a sudden they all spotted the KFC/Watermelon vendor across the field EUROPACL
- "#36 went on to become the hand rest for Giants Coach Jim Coughlin." sonofthedummy
- "Sadly the Rock couldn't smell what the director was cookin'." sonofthedummy
- "We have to wait for the cast of last week's football movie to leave." Scumby
- Things get creepy in colonial Williamsburg. Scumby
- Unfortunately for all involved, the script was unpimpable rainman76x
- The Blackest Black Person Award goes to---Number 7! rainman76x
- "Uh--anybody have any idea what we're supposed to be looking at?" rainman76x
- Sadly, none of the actors knew how to stare convincingly rainman76x
- "WARDROBE MALFUCTION, WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!" Devo
- "That day they mopped the field with that half-way house team." MR_MUCUS
- "Slowly the creepy back-rub began..." MR_MUCUS
- Plan A, we pray for define intervention. Plan B, we buy off the officals. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Need a steel chair and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter for the next play. foxjedi
- "The coach used phrenology to determine who'd play and who'd sit it out." MR_MUCUS
- It's touch, "football," not touch, "afro." Screwed_the_Pooch
- And so, they all smoked The Rock. Screwed_the_Pooch
- ...and Afro-turf was born. Screwed_the_Pooch
- That night, the Rock became...number 37. foxjedi
- Nothing homoeroitc to see here. Move along...move along! foxjedi
- He was known as "Towel Boy" and yet he carried no towels. Scumby
- Sorry, kid...number 36 is always the "cookie." michael3b
- The director wasn't happy with the cast for 'A Chorus Line' dlew919
- The Rock answered the age old question. He can rub his crotch and pat his CNYSkinFan
- Can you smell what the Rock had for lunch? Scumby
- Exzibit hosts MTV's new spinoff, "Pimp My Amerian Samoan." nickumoh
- Rub his head for good luck! Lt. Nordberg
- "I didn't know two women could DO that to each other." Fighting Fool
- Number 36 hadn't felt this way since Catholic School for Boys. HicksRollsInGrave
- How many ethnicities can YOU spot in this picture? ben243243
- The hand lingered, and then Jefferson realized what "wig bitch" meant... tictactommy
- The diarhetic brownies served right before the game were starting to work. CNYSkinFan
- Everyone watches as the Rock's film career implodes before their very eyes. CNYSkinFan
- Every southern gentleman's erotic fantasy michael3b
- Coach knew Mongo didn't use conditioner, but this wasn't the right time... nickumoh
- Mongo knew coach didn't soak in palmolive, but this wasn't the right time.. nickumoh
- Team prayers ruled unconstitutional, everyone would rub the afro for luck. backstabber
- Badiron Gang Captions: Mr_Nonsense
- Gary Coleman: The Football Years Devo
- It was unclear who had spiked the Gatorade with Exlax, but... ben243243
- The Mighty Ducks never stood a chance. ben243243
- Hey Tubbs, check out the ass on the third cheerleader from the right. ben243243
- The on-field action was so chaotic, no one knew what direction to look in. ben243243
- When you need to be at your best, just let your Soul Glo. ben243243
- "Hey, man, you wanna be my tight-end after the game, too?" Mr_Nonsense
- "Their gridiron glory attracted crowds of WNBA proportions." Mr_Nonsense
- "Nah, Jimmy here doesn't need a helmet, do ya Jimmy?" Hayzeus
- It was at that moment, that coach had his idea for the Nerf velcro ball. The_Angry_Negro
- Now, everyone, focus your negro energy towards the end zone. The_Angry_Negro
- Great, another Fat Albert remake. Cannon_Fodder
- "With our powers combined, we are Captian Planet!" Mr_Nonsense
- "Sadly, Goldie Hawn's team kicked their asses." Mr_Nonsense
- Fro-envy. Cannon_Fodder
- "Inspirational Sports Movie #5,627." Mr_Nonsense
- "Don't ever call me Duane again! Okay?" Cannon_Fodder
- "Pat the jungle bunny was to be the latest craze." Mr_Nonsense
- "No real actors were hurt or hired during filming." Mr_Nonsense
- Yeah, we succesfully turned these hoodlums into an organized band of thugs! Mr_Nonsense
- "The coach's Vulcan mind-melds were his key to success." Mr_Nonsense
- Damn baby, time to trim up down there. Oh, that's you, Shekwansha. foxjedi
- Try outs to be the Rock's 'tight end' took days. foxjedi
- What damned this movie? Bad plot? Bad acting? The presence of a rapper! foxjedi
- Hi, I'm the Rock. Can I talk to you about home decorations? Ch-ch-ch-chia! foxjedi
- The Shaggy QB Drunky
- Ultimately, Sharon Stone triumphed again in the staring contest. Scumby
- Cheerleaders for the Mustang Ranch ladies football team. Scumby
- The Rock couldn't move due to static cling from rubbing Mikey's hair. Scumby
- Alas, there was no white prisoner to play quarterback. Scumby
- The dawn of the sport of jibroni bowling. Scumby
- "All right, let's go out there and beat Mark Wahlberg's ass!" M_H
- The football team was impressed at how he got the first post www.piranhakeeper.com
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