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Half Nelson Caption Contest
Winner: ben243243
"Johnny had been held back a few grades."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Captions:
- Wow, my second win... ben243243
- "A young Winnie Mandela loses another bet." Mr_Nonsense
- Condie and Iran settle the nuclear arms crisis through a show of strength. Scumby
- The Arm Wrestling Provision was a bizarre addition to No Child Left Behind rainman76x
- Despite rigorous screening, America's army is meeting recruitment quotas. fellow_consumer
- "Brian Dunkelmen is alive and well and living in his own private hell," sonofthedummy
- "Starship Troopers 2 had a very limited budget." sonofthedummy
- "The President of Iran displays a "get tough" attitude." sonofthedummy
- Next he stole candy from a baby, shot fish in a barrel and wept. foxjedi
- It was either this or the Puppetry of the Penis lesson plan. foxjedi
- Even the teachers shake down students for their lunch money at this school. Scumby
- At that moment, jungle fever overtook both of them. Scumby
- Sure, heŽd loose the arm wrestling match, but his dick was still bigger. TMundo_in_Brazil
- Then little Leroy resorted to yo mama jokes as an underhanded techniuque. TMundo_in_Brazil
- "White Men Can't Arm Wrestle..." vectorzero
- "If I win, it's butter; you win, it's not. Ready, go!" Pr0cession
- I win, and all you Katrina evacuees leave Houston and go back to Louisianna Hamartoma
- You better let me win or I'll pop a cap in yo ass. Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- When Hillary became President, some of Bill's influence was shown in the www.piranhakeeper.com
- The official method for resolving ties in the Mr. Cranky caption contest. Scumby
- Mr. Jones demonstrates how the white race keeps the black race down. Scumby
- Lefthanded & from India, he realizes that this isn't the hand she eats with IMUSTBECRAZY
- Guess what I'm doing with my other hand whitebread! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- How David Koresh decided who got to leave Waco. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- How FEMA distributes relief fairly. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Cannibal Food Fights. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- As if 'Bum Fight' DVD's weren't already bad enough. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Jesus' second coming took an unexpected turn. Cannon_Fodder
- Strangely, she made a more convincing arm wrestling champion than Stallone. Cannon_Fodder
- The new face of the KKK. Junk_Yard_Dog
- My name is Leroy Brown Jr. You insult my father. Prepare to die, Jim Croce. michael3b
- Restored scenes from "The Running Man" DVD really sucked. michael3b
- Don't worry, once the CGI guys are done I'll look like Shaq. michael3b
- Rupert teaches inner-city drug dealers how to resolve conflict peacefully. Scumby
- It was a challenge but finally Ryan found someone he could beat... Cannon_Fodder
- "I win or I out you crackhead, ok?" rainman76x
- At least one kid has enough sense not to care what's going on in this scene rainman76x
- Reality TV reaches a new low. Cannon_Fodder
- "Ok if you win I out the gay kids, if I win I out that you're an idiot." sonofthedummy
- "Tour de France drug abuser guy tries a new carrer, but still cheats." sonofthedummy
- "Small child pummels crackhead, film at 11." sonofthedummy
- Appropriate touching? Junk_Yard_Dog
- X-Man tries to prove the superiority of the white race. Junk_Yard_Dog
- "For that brief moment they were the only two people in the room." MR_MUCUS
- "Dangerous Minds: The Next Chapter." MR_MUCUS
- Not surprisingly, the Toyota Echo came in third place. fellow_consumer
- "After many years spent growing up, fellow_consumer
- "Okay, forget the divorce. We can make a buttload just suing Eharmony." fellow_consumer
- "What happens in Appalachia stays in Appalachia." fellow_consumer
- "The disgusting black mass would later escape and kill Tasha Yar." fellow_consumer
- From time to time, the Make-A-Wish Foundation would get an unusual request. fellow_consumer
- Dateline's heartwarming story about another pair of conjoined twins. JPBuckner
- Next time, wash off the super-glue before we try this. JPBuckner
- All right kid, best two out of three? JPBuckner
- "The Man", revealed: Ralph Fiennes fellow_consumer
- Pete still couldn't get the secret handshake down. JPBuckner
- Mark Foley, the early years Krakes
- Once he got tenure, no lessons ever happened in Mr. Jones' class again. Scumby
- Wonder Twin Powers, activate! Krakes
- Mr. Ryan's skill at catching note-passing students redhanded was legendary. ben243243
- "This was nothing compared to the staring contest in the teachers lounge." Mr_Nonsense
- "If you lose, I get the secret recipe, Colonel!" Mr_Nonsense
- He's now a part of the tribe... ben243243
- This is what it's come down to for white people and sports. ben243243
- Worst extra ever Form-VII
- Everyone pretended to care but Jamaal really didn't give a shit Form-VII
- Jake applies teaching methods from the Michael Jackson school of thought Form-VII
- Budget cuts forced the wrestling team to revamp its program Form-VII
- Without Stallone's mastery 'Over the Top 2' was a complete flop Nathan_Jr
- Noah Wyle couldn't help but be put off by Martin Lawrence's stupid wig. Nathan_Jr
- Johnny had been held back a few grades... ben243243
- The room was quiet, the mood tense, the stakes: a chocolate milk pouch. ben243243
- Loser has to go on a date with Mark Foley CNYSkinFan
- Chimpanzees are, on average, 10x stronger than humans. Scumby
- Forgetting the secret 8th grade handshake doomed him to a year of ridicule. Nathan_Jr
- Over the Top 2: Class Room Boogaloo Mr_Nonsense
- Nappy Head vs. Crack Head: The Rumble in the Urban Jungle. Mr_Nonsense
- Veteran elementary school teachers know that kids only respect strength. Mr_Nonsense
- Akeelah vs. Tom Green Mr_Nonsense
- The I Can't Believe It's Not Butter doping scandle marked the end of ESPN 8 foxjedi
- At that moment he realized he was a woman trapped in a man's body. www.piranhakeeper.com
- I put $20 on the niglet. www.piranhakeeper.com
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