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Hannibal Rising Caption Contest
Winner: nickumoh
"Enhancing personal hygiene in France would require force."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- I thought the organ grinder monkey/med alert bracelet captions had me beat. nickumoh
- "I brought this kryptonite as back-up in case you are really Superman." Mr_Nonsense
- "Now we'll see how well hung you are." Cannon_Fodder
- "You *Vill* vear ze orthodontic appliance ... or I shoot!!" gustav7890123
- "Grundle holds Mr. Cranky hostage so he can't pick a winning caption." MR_MUCUS
- "Canniball's extra chunky. Because one man's bath is another man's broth." fellow_consumer
- Its time for you to get a taste of my "Hannibal Nectar!" nickumoh
- caption quibix
- How Thomas Harris really got this piece of shit published. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Son of The Tidy Bowl Man gets revenge on the man who flushed his dad. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Give me another giant rubber band for my Toyota Echo or I shoot! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Yes, I was an 'avid fan' til you milked another 'Hannibal' story out! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Mind if I refill my water pistol? <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- YOU BASTARD! You told me it wouldnt make hair grow on my palms! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The Mos Eisley bar wasn't the first time Han Solo fired first. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- You know what they say "Hair today....gone tomorrow!". <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Obviously you misunderstood when I told you I was a "cleaner".<NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- My Bath With Andre Scumby
- Love at first scope sight quipster
- Maxell's revised ad campaigne wasn't worth listening to. Screwed_the_Pooch
- "Oops! Hang on a sec while I wring out my lambskin silencer." fellow_consumer
- Miggs sensed a gun hidden behind the towel, and the first shot was his. fellow_consumer
- There can be only one gamerarocks
- So you think you're too good to play the triangle? MuhammadAus
- Priceless... vidhoe
- "Stop using my sister's tampons or else." vidhoe
- "You told me Skippy ran away!" vidhoe
- Confronted with the truth, he had no choice but to confess... vidhoe
- Due to greed & corruption, the real creator of the Ipod will never be known nickumoh
- "I AM STANDING AND HOLDING A ROPE AND GUN. YOU ARE IN A BATHTUB." Jeff_Probst
- The traps in Saw IV fail to capture the imagination. Huddleston
- "Rock, Paper, Scissors" is for vegans! Real cannibals play... DisappointedAgain
- Hanni-Bad Captions Rising. Mr_Nonsense
- "Would you like to listen to my new album?" Scumby
- This is my string DO YOU SEE this is my String Changing DO YOU SEE pissygoblin
- The other cannibals laughed when he said he would "rub one out in the tub." nickumoh
- The Licorice Thong Killer prepares to claim his next victim. nickumoh
- His quip using the phrase "Suds MacKenzie" only made matters worse. nickumoh
- I am the father of Nicole's baby, and here's the umbilical cord to prove it Bobo
- You're going to pay for stealing my soap-on-a-rope Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- "Have I got noose for you!" Cannon_Fodder
- Hyped up on drugs Screech devised a plan to top the Tub Girl internet photo www.piranhakeeper.com
- Screech: "I'm gonna drop this soap on a rope and then bend over to pick it www.piranhakeeper.com
- Another child star turned bad, Screech turned to a life of dirty sanchez www.piranhakeeper.com
- What have I got here? Xur
- you have clogged the drain with your hair for the last time! now you.... slubic
- "The home invasion bandit also was an aspiring hypnotist." Dano
- Mine gun is bigger than yours. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Sometimes bathroom humor isn't that funny. Junk_Yard_Dog
- What we have here is a failure to consumate. Junk_Yard_Dog
- "and now I shall have your combover with fava beans and a Welch's chianti" rainman76x
- He quickly began to reget not taking the Death by Chocolate option rainman76x
- "You're out of Chianti.. and I've left a bit of a mess in your kitchen." sonofthedummy
- "I Am A Stickler For Cleaning My Food Before I Eat It." Blackbeard
- As funny as the original odd couple. Cannon_Fodder
- "What have I told you about leaving bits of rope around the apartment?" Cannon_Fodder
- It was love at first sight. Cannon_Fodder
- Bill Nighy and Crispin Glover in Ang Lee's "Hollywood Hottubs 3" vidboyx
- Moen. Buy it for Looks. Buy it...... or your life!! vidboyx
- At Moen, customer satisfaction is the highest priority. vidboyx
- "You're as doomed as doomed can be, I must say..." vidboyx
- Nuke Mecca coerces grundle to accept his version of Soap-on-a-Rope Boss_Bubba
- He who controls the stopper controls the universe! MR_MUCUS
- "Now put on this thong." Scumby
- The scum also rises: fellow_consumer
- "Here's a tube; I can't sleep with that infernal bubbling." fellow_consumer
- The last cellphone holdout is offered a choice: Wireless or . . wireless. fellow_consumer
- "One of Dick Cheney's hunting victims gets his revenge." sonofthedummy
- "I've come for your liver and some toilet paper, my room has none." sonofthedummy
- "I'm an existentialist, Lebowski! I believe in NOTHING!" "Oh. Nice marmot!" fellow_consumer
- Tomorrow, I SWEAR I'm gonna buy a lock for the damned bathroom door... dlew919
- "Hannibal adds the final ingredient to the marinade." burn_hollywood_burn
- "Okay, Mr. Cranky, I want my winning Hitcher caption reinstated!" MR_MUCUS
- "Three choices: gun, noose or drowning. Choose and die." The_Innocent_Bystander
- "Slater finally 'convinces' a publisher to print 'The Ruin of Roon.'" MR_MUCUS
- "Get up slowly or I shoot this invisible chimp." MR_MUCUS
- "Johnson & Johnson: No More Tears...or Else!" MR_MUCUS
- The Bold Crook of Kohler... Bobo
- "I am Mr. Bubble, and you can watch me....KILL!" Lt. Nordberg
- "Grundle didn't realize rohypnol wore off so quicky." Jeff_Probst
- "When you invited me for dinner, this isn't what I had in mind" M_H
- I said "Calgon, take me away" not "Calvin, blow me away." nickumoh
- Clean freak was one of Hannibal's lesser known OCD's. He was also a counter nickumoh
- Water was not what the dowsing necklace was attracted too... Ironbob
- “Yours will make a fine addition to my necklace of foreskins. Sthp Sthp... DisappointedAgain
- "Those weren't bath beads attached to this roap!" nickumoh
- By the time he realized it wasn't the gun-shaped soap, it was too late. nickumoh
- He never expected the gerbil's owner to seek revenge. Mr_Nonsense
- "I will my vengence for my soap on a rope and rubber ducky, you monster!" sonofthedummy
- "Bathtime at Lance Bass' house." sonofthedummy
- "Bathtime at Abu Graib." sonofthedummy
- No really, Hannibal, it really is brown bubble bath. Mr. Bubble makes it. OscarTamerz
- It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again zdviegut
- Its NOT Han Solo's Blaster! Its a gun! No really its a Mouser. pissygoblin
- "Zat's right. Now you do ze Hokey Pokey and you turn yourzelf avound." MsRobotto
- The Middle East coerces the West to accept its version of Soap-on-a-Rope Nuke_Mecca
- "I found the rope, now I'll ask you again... Where is the soap?" Pants01
- OK, where's my F#@$!ng toaster? michael3b
- Typing tests during the Third Reich. grraphicsgrrl
- A Marat. . . with bullets! Marion
- "Clue" was even more fun to play in real life. tanner88
- The Food Network's '30 Minute Meals With Hannibal Lector' was a smash hit. Scumby
- "So, you thought you could sneak in through the tub drain, did you?" Robot Monster
- "Go Ahead...Make your Hannibal rise now!" CNYSkinFan
- "The year is 2039. . .and the world's supply of bubblebath is gone!" Robot Monster
- Now that you're under my control, you will bathe with I Can't Belive It's.. foxjedi
- Thanks for unclogging the drain. Guess it's time to start trimming my junk. michael3b
- Enhancing personal hygiene in France would require force. nickumoh
- Mr. Costner sends his congratulations for not being completely deleted... michael3b
- "We're gonna play a game I call The Hunt for Red October." michael3b
- Freddy Prinze Jr., with the Revolver and rope, in the gay spa. michael3b
- "Why yes, I do have nice Chianti in the fridge. Why do you ask?" Nathan_Jr
- The bellboy didn't appreciate not being left a tip. Nathan_Jr
- The cjoice is yours. Either way you WILL be getting a vasectomy. michael3b
- "Oh ya, come over here und let me play vit your Luger!" Nathan_Jr
- From where he stood Hannibal could see he wasn't the only thing rising! Nathan_Jr
- Introducing new revolutionary Kevlar Soap Products: 'Cause ya never know. ben243243
- What? A horse's head in my bed sheets no good enough for ya? ben243243
- Blah blah blah...Anna Nicole...blah blah...overdose...blah...go down on her nickumoh
- Snakes in a tub. ben243243
- The drain stopper had been the only thing protecting his dignity. ben243243
- It was either a bullet or death by wrinkly toes. ben243243
- "Once the candlestick maker arrives, my nursery rhyme will be complete!" Robot Monster
- Now, growl like a lion and jump thru this hoop. Ooops! IMUSTBECRAZY
- Police have apprehended a suspect in the Scrubbing Bubble kidnapping case! Robot Monster
- Dam you I had Anna Nicole in the dead pool first! IMUSTBECRAZY
- Tragically, the hitman misunderstood the term "Clean Getaway" Robot Monster
- Oh My, Is That Water Cold? I Detect Some Shrinkage. Blackbeard
- Men were never good at accessorizing. IMUSTBECRAZY
- "Wilmer Valderrama gets the drop on William Hurt." Mr_Nonsense
- Well, about your car. At least you have the top half of the steering wheel IMUSTBECRAZY
- "Wash between your toes or else!" Mr_Nonsense
- "Bathing-hypnosis fetish was the lastest gay craze." Mr_Nonsense
- Criminal too, the warden's son never worried about picking up the soap. IMUSTBECRAZY
- Are you mad that I forgot to buy you a valentine's present? IMUSTBECRAZY
- "What do you mean did I pee in the tub?" IMUSTBECRAZY
- Your astronaut diapers are mine! IMUSTBECRAZY
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